Republicans Will Not Extend 10-year ban on private use of assault weapons.

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Tony T, Monday, 13 September 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course they won't.....because they're stupid and evil.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Why can't y'all just accept an American's inalienable right to blow apart their fellow man (or deer) with an M-16?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON

dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

In that this didn't do anything, c'est la vie. Very much a PR issue as you could still buy any number of semi-auto rifles at any gun store in your city.

Instead of a direct copy of an M-16, you buy a slightly modified copy and spend $50 on the other parts. Or intead of a shotgun with a pistol grip, you buy a normal shotgun and a pistol grip separately. The law was badly written if the actual intent was to keep people from having these weapons. I suspect the actual intent was "votes," however.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Please don't get me started.

How about we keep the First Ammendment, but get rid of the parts of it that cause us problems? OK? Good. OK, let's start with the internet. All that nasty kiddie porn and hate group stuff. Got your modem disconnected? Fantastic. Now, unplug your fax machines, telephones, and copy machines, because, as we all know, our founding fathers did not grant us freedom of speech with all of THAT in mind. Surely, if they'd known of the havoc that international communication has wrought, they'd have made a few, err, 'conditions,' don't you think? Me too.

rodeo doh (roger adultery), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

is that don weiner or roger adultery posting there?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ont.com/users/kolya/AR15/aw94.htm - has a nice breakdown of the differences in real version, pre-ban and post-ban weapons.

xpost- ah, the joys of a gun control argument - completely irrational people on either side.

In case anyone thinks otherwise, I'm all for reasonable and useful gun-control regulations. I just don't like the assault-ban, as it didn't accomplish anything.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

roger adultery.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

wow!

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i know, i know. i'm incredible.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

incidentally, was it the nuances of the, ahem, prose?

anyway i agree that gun control arguments are pointless.

Still, rhetoric aside, exactly what difference does it make if I own a .22 or an uzi? If I wanted to kill you, I'd do it with a slingshot if I had to.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"incidentally, was it the nuances of the, ahem, prose? "

yeah i figured it was either you or don weiner playing devil's advocate against ilx's knee-jerk liberalism.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

miloauckerman pretty much OTM.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

my mom was killed by a drive by emailer the other day.

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

incidentally, was it the nuances of the, ahem, prose?

You know that it is possible to view a poster's username at the bottom of their posts, right?

dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

well i did post my guess before i checked.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, and here i was thinking latebloomer had some sort of 3rd eye or something. Ha ha ha!

Knee jerk liberalism? Well put. Devil's advocate? Not this time. I happen to be a lifetime member of the NRA.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, there's not a lot of guessing to be done. (xp)

dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

ANALYSIS OF A POST

Phase One: The Post is Posted

Please don't get me started.
How about we keep the First Ammendment, but get rid of the parts of it that cause us problems? OK? Good. OK, let's start with the internet. All that nasty kiddie porn and hate group stuff. Got your modem disconnected? Fantastic. Now, unplug your fax machines, telephones, and copy machines, because, as we all know, our founding fathers did not grant us freedom of speech with all of THAT in mind. Surely, if they'd known of the havoc that international communication has wrought, they'd have made a few, err, 'conditions,' don't you think? Me too.

-- rodeo doh (thomasjefferso...), September 13th, 2004.

Phase Two: I take a stab at guessing from the style of the post.

is that don weiner or roger adultery posting there?
-- latebloomer (posercore24...), September 13th, 2004.


Phase Three: I check the 'show all details' setting, my suspicions confirmed.

roger adultery.
-- latebloomer (posercore24...), September 13th, 2004.

Phase Four:

wow!
-- roger adultery (vlad62...), September 13th, 2004.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

at the very end of the msnbc article, one little detail:

Davis predicted the biggest change in his business will be the ability of manufacturers and importers to market higher capacity ammunition magazines — the removable “clip” that holds and feeds bullets through guns.

Under the 1994 ban, the maximum capacity of a magazine was set at 10 rounds. That sent the price of high-capacity magazines through the roof, Davis said, even though magazines manufactured before the ban were protected by a “grandfather” provision and could still be sold.

Now, some gun manufacturers are planning to give away high-capacity magazines as bonuses for buying their weapons. Sales of formerly banned gun accessories, such as flash suppressors and folding stocks, are also expected to take off.

(Jon L), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Phase Five:

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blumert/mob.jpg

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hunters need flash suppressors.

dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Hunters are pussies

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

a well-regulated militia...

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah? and?

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

regulated by whom?

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

yo momma

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a problem. "well-regulated" isn't defined. depending on your interpretation, that leaves the door open for government involvement.

lauren (laurenp), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

not MY door. bang bang

roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

fair enough, but i think it's a reasonable assumption. it's strange, though.. in this political climate i'd be scared witless if the current administration attempted to institute a blanket firearms ban.

lauren (laurenp), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

is that don weiner or roger adultery posting there

Wasn't me.

But the ban was trivial and only useful to the ignorant.

don carville weiner, Monday, 13 September 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Trivial" to the families of victims of some of the mid-90s attacks that claimed their loved ones' lives, or trivial to the gun lobbies who throw around enormous sums of money for the Republican party?

Taxi Dancing in the Soft Prison (Ben Boyer), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

OHMYGODHE'SCOMINGSTRAIGHTATME!!!!!!!!

noodle vague (noodle vague), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The constitutional argument is complete bullshit to anyone who can read the phrase "well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State" and understands that the framers didn't intend to give citizens the right to bear "arms" like vials of anthrax or suitcase nukes.

Nevertheless, I've decided I totally support the end of the assault weapons ban. I want people to die because some guns just don't look cool enough.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Trivial in the sense that it wouldn't stop any kind of attack. Semi-auto weapons were and are still widely available, along with all the parts to modify them into anything you want.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't being a lifetime member of the NRA overdoing it? Maybe the equivalent of buying too many sports cars or stuffing too many pairs of socks into your underwear?

dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Nevertheless, I've decided I totally support the end of the assault weapons ban. I want people to die because some guns just don't look cool enough.

Ah, nice to see we have Roger's equally irrational counterpart.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he was joking.

(xpost) Hmmm. Well, it's an important enough issue for me. No sense just going on messageboards and complaining if you don't walk the talk, as they say. That's like me asking you if all those WTO protesters were 'overdoing it' - no, they weren't.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not joking. it's the Nader strategy - make things worse before they get better.

Trivial in the sense that it wouldn't stop any kind of attack. Semi-auto weapons were and are still widely available, along with all the parts to modify them into anything you wan

yeah and the current ban is proposed to be extended. trivial to the thousands of cops who oppose it? the trivial differences are important to the people who want cool-looking guns. the legal ones are too dorky.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

He was being sarcastic, yes. Where you've taken the bizarro "over my cold dead body" approach, he's taken the bizarro "support an irrelevant and ineffective law just 'cuz" approach.

xpost - see, he doesn't actually deal with the fact that assault-weapons ban didn't prevent the sale and use of cosmetically-altered assault weapons. Just "cops like it" and mumbling something about "cool-looking," which is a sweet little strawman given the content of this thread so far.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It's frustrating - for everyone who defuses a gun nut's stereotype of "gun-grabbers," someone like gabbneb comes along to happily reinforce said stereotype. I suppose gabbneb's more interested in sounding tough on guns rather than pursuing forms of gun control that would actually be effective.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: "cool-looking" vs. "cosmetically-altered"

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not reinforcing anything. i think this is great for the vast majority of gun owners who are responsible. but more people will die. i want to see what number of dead is marginally acceptable to the NRA

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess it's more important not to stereotype gun owners than to prevent people from dying

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

or to ensure that we prevent any stereotyping before we try to stop murder

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

How are "more people" going to die? The differences in pre-ban and post-ban weapons are, as I've said, largely cosmetic. Those that aren't are easily modifiable with legal kits.

This is why you're being irrational. The difference in a pre-ban/post-ban AR-15 makes no difference in the killing power of the weapon.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to see what number of dead is marginally acceptable to the NRA

Awesome.

don carville weiner, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's lower the speed limit back down to 30. In fact, let's demand that no car can travel faster than the speed limit.

don carville weiner, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Which is more dangerous, gabbneb - a .223 AR-15 w/ bayonet lugs (pre-ban, illegal) or a .50cal AR-15 without them (post-ban, legal)?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

right, maybe he would have shot you

Classic. Glad you were there to know how that shit went down.

don carville weiner, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

If the guy had a gun, wouldn't he have probably used that rather than a knife in the first place?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

a knife isn't enough to defend yourself? or a non-assault weapon?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

too bad you weren't able to carry a handgun on you and, you know, protect yourself.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

don how would that have worked? do you have to be brandishing your gun at all times so that no one fucks with you? is that the advice you'd give to young people in violent neighborhoods? where the hell is your head at? i've been mugged once by a gang of guys with both a knife and a gun, and once by a dude with a gun. i'm not sure how me having a gun too would have helped anything. maybe you can explain how it would have "gone down" in a way that would keep you and your children safer.

xpost: gun smuggling is an exponentially growing problem in England, actually. but nothing close to the US. you don't need me to bust out the country-by-country graph of handgun fatalities per capita. as for poverty being the obstacle to progress on gun control, i don't know what to say really. is arresting people for domestic violence a "band-aid" when we really ought to be improving people's marriages? are the two somehow mutually exclusive? please.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Gabbneb thinks that the predator would have surely taken it from me. He's not being very creative.

Oh, and I could have (and still can) legally carry a concealed weapon. Though I don't. And didn't. And won't.

don carville weiner, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never been mugged, so I just don't get it. I'm a real tough-looking guy and I live in the safest city in the world.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Loverly straw-man you've got there, Tracer. Unfortunately, we already arrest people for shooting others, so the analogy doesn't quite work out as you hope.

It's not about mutual exclusivity, it's about what works. "Banning guns" without focusing on the causes of crime is going to be ineffective. Do people shoot each other because they have guns? Or is violent-crime actually tied to other causes, and guns happen to be the easiest way to do this?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

don how would that have worked?

I don't speak for everyone who's been robbed or mugged. Only myself. I am not as tough looking as Gabbneb, that's for sure.

Firearms are used in self defense thousands of times a year in the U.S.

In my situation, the details were such that I'm extremely confident that a firearm would have kept that predator at bay. We'll never know the answer to that, just as we'll never know whether or not the thousands of people who have used firearms to protect themselves could have achieved the same effect without firearms.

To that, what sort of self-protection should we be afforded? Should switchblade knieves be legal? Pepper spray? Should I be able to stab someone in the face with a ballpoint pen in self defense?

don carville weiner, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

so why are men so much more pro-gun than women, anyway?

cause women don't have the charles-bronson-defending-my-family-with-my-trusty-glock-of-chrome-and-my-nerves-of-steel fantasy.

milo, maybe one should tackle a problem from as many angles as possible.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

don, gabbnebb thinks your predator might have been packing (concealed) heat of his own. what happens then? do you have a "shootout"? is it possible that we are even discussing this issue, that handguns are effective at "self protection"?? i'll tell you how your story ends, don: death or jail. "thanks dad!"

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

don's at least right about the military aircraft. a friend of mine has a nutso powerhungry asshole dad (a dentist also) who was going to go in with a couple other guys on a used mig from the czech republic! no other uh hardware on it, just the plane. but the upkeep would have been too much. still, a mig! fun!

g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

milo i agree that banning guns will not solve america's social problems or eliminate poverty. but it would save a lot of lives. apparently for you that's just not important enough, compared to.. what? what benefits? you still haven't said! do i REALLY have to bust out the country-by-country breakdown of handgun fatalities per capita (sneak preview: many of the countries listed have horrendous social problems!!)

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean he could have gotten FOXBAT vanity plates and started wearing tight pants, drinking vodka, being a bigger asshole, it could have been terrific. all legal!

g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I will fight with female folk songs

Cheryl Wheeler, "If It Were Up to Me"

Maybe it's the movies, maybe it's the books
Maybe it's the bullets, maybe it's the real crooks
Maybe it's the drugs, maybe it's the parents
Maybe it's the colors everybody's wearin
Maybe it's the President, maybe it's the last one
Maybe it's the one before that, what he done
Maybe it's the high schools, maybe it's the teachers
Maybe it's the tattooed children in the bleachers
Maybe it's the Bible, maybe it's the lack
Maybe it's the music, maybe it's the crack
Maybe it's the hairdos, maybe it's the TV
Maybe it's the cigarettes, maybe it's the family
Maybe it's the fast food, maybe it's the news
Maybe it's divorce, maybe it's abuse
Maybe it's the lawyers, maybe it's the prisons
Maybe it's the Senators, maybe it's the system
Maybe it's the fathers, maybe it's the sons
Maybe it's the sisters, maybe it's the moms
Maybe it's the radio, maybe it's road rage
Maybe El Nino, or UV rays
Maybe it's the army, maybe it's the liquor
Maybe it's the papers, maybe the militia
Maybe it's the athletes, maybe it's the ads
Maybe it's the sports fans, maybe it's a fad
Maybe it's the magazines, maybe it's the internet
Maybe it's the lottery, maybe it's the immigrants
Maybe it's taxes, big business
Maybe it's the KKK and the skinheads
Maybe it's the communists, maybe it's the Catholics
Maybe it's the hippies, maybe it's the addicts
Maybe it's the art, maybe it's the sex
Maybe it's the homeless, maybe it's the banks
Maybe it's the clearcut, maybe it's the ozone
Maybe it's the chemicals, maybe it's the car phones
Maybe it's the fertilizer, maybe it's the nose rings
Maybe it's the end, but I know one thing.
If it were up to me, I'd take away the guns.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

oops, that's great. Call me when we are, then we can start thinking about gun control.

'Cuz, see, my feeling is if you eliminate the cause of people shooting each other, then 'gun control' would be mostly unnecessary

Tracer, it's not about solving america's social problem, that's another strawman you created rather than respond to what I said.

I'm saying that we don't know it would "save a lot of lives." The nations you can point to where it "saves a lot of lives" have done something about the root causes of crime, where we haven't. How many nations have banned guns in situations comparable to the US? There are something like 130 million firearms in the US (maybe more). How are you going to get them? A gun ban is not, ultimately, feasible in the modern US. You might be able to stop new gun sales, but you've still got a firearm for every other man, woman and child in the US. And that pesky Constitution to deal with (the Dubya-loving Supreme Court today may not repeat 1939).

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Once more on benefits - we don't look at the "benefits" to giving people freedoms. The question isn't "why should we allow" but "why shouldn't we."

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"firearm" sounds so cool. imagine if your arm could shoot fire. that would rock.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

oops, that's great. Call me when we are, then we can start thinking about gun control.

Why wait til then? Why do all the root causes have to be dealt with before their effects? Why not attack both simultaneously?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

gabbnebb thinks your predator might have been packing (concealed) heat of his own

I didn't think he was when I saw him coming (he was brandishing the knife and his attire wasn't hiding anything unless it was in his sneakers. Again, thousands of Americans use a firearm for self protection every year. Does saving those lives count?

BTW, my kids weren't born back then, and had I killed anyone in self defense, it's generally legal in my state, even over property.

And yeah I'm right about military planes. You can buy MiGs from Russia and other former Soviet states (or clients), but it would be very hard to arm one inside the US. A MiG will run you at least a couple of million, but probably twice that. The guy who got the F-16 probably put $12 million into it.

don carville weiner, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

How many of those thousands actually had their lives being threatened at the moment they fired?

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Because gun control without attacking root causes is useless, oops. And when you eliminate causes, you have little or no need for gun control, outside of whatever moralizing you want to do about their existence (which I generally want no part of).

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"firearm" sounds so cool. imagine if your arm could shoot fire. that would rock.

Gun nuts always are picky about what they call their guns, as if they've been beating off to a Tom Clancy novel or something:

IT'S A RIFLE.

THAT'S WHERE I KEEP MY FIREARMS.

THAT'S A MAGNUM, ACTUALLY.

THAT'S A REALLY NICE PIECE I PICKED UP. FEEL THE BALANCE.

It's really weird.

How many of those thousands actually had their lives being threatened at the moment they fired?

Instead of assuming that you can't possibly be wrong, read up on the subject from a variety of sources and you'll be able to answer it themselves. It's a hard statistic to measure, actually. In fact, it's part of the the NRA conspiracy to make you fall in love with firearms.

don carville weiner, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Your classic gun nut.

don carville weiner, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Because gun control without attacking root causes is useless, oops.

Yes. This is why I never said anything advocating that. The root causes, whatever you believe them to be, are in all likely hood never going to be eradicated. Should we just attack the root causes of terrorism and sit idly by until our efforts show some results, which may be many years from now?

Instead of assuming that you can't possibly be wrong, read up on the subject from a variety of sources and you'll be able to answer it themselves.

hahaha you're the one assuming that i'm assuming i can't possibly be wrong. I asked a question, not knowing the answer. But yeah, I have doubts that if those thousands didn't fire their gun, they (and their families) wouldn't have survived.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"Your typical gun nut" - Why would you need a sight on your rifle for self defence? Maybe if a nasty type on a building a few blocks away also has one.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

too bad you didn't have that gun, don, it sounds like it could have saved you a heap of trouble

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

out of curiousity, what "ghetto" was it you were in? what was the name of the street?

i got mugged in broad daylight right the fuck on belmont ave in chicago, by a guy with a gun in his waistband. he just started walking beside me, and pulled his shirt up a little bit so i could see the gun, and asked me for my money. all perfectly casually.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

wow. belmont and what?

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend was held up in bucktown!

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

my sister's favorite story from college is how she got held up in hyde park by a kid with a fork, except she only had loose change, so he let her go. gosh, i miss chicago. she took me to a breakfast place with yellow awnings and fantastic(ally large) crepes.

youn, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i've lived in big cities practically all my life and have never been robbed or anything

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

the only time anyone's ever flashed a gun at me (and they didn't mug me) was in the parking lot of a mall in Middletown, Kentucky.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

were you reenacting swingers?

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

dunno, never saw it.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

that's for the best

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't relate every moment in my life to one in a movie, anyway.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what that guy in Suburbia would always say.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

another one I haven't seen.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't relate every moment in my life to one in a movie, anyway.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), September 13th, 2004 11:40 PM. (hstencil) (later) (link)


er, is that an insult?

i was just referring to a scene where some guy flashes a gun in a parking lot but doesn't hold anyone up or shoot anybody. it seemed appropriate.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This is like when Groucho was cracking jokes but the stuffy fat lady was oblivious.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, yes, that's exactly what it's like.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Marx Brothers movies because there generally aren't guns in them.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

what about the one where groucho is leader of a small nation and starts a war?

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

well you don't see the war, I don't think. But I like war movies anyway.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish i had that marx bros box set :-(

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:50 (twenty-one years ago)

you do see the war!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ah well it's been years since I've seen it. I'm not up on my movies.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

come on back to the war, that's right, get in it.

(that one's for s1ocki, mon ami canadien)

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

best thread derailing ever

Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)


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