VOTERGASM! "YOUTH CAMPAIGN CALLS FOR VOTING, SEX"

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How's THIS for a Get out the vote campaign?

http://www.votergasm.com/

Votergasm is a non-partisan nonprofit campaign formed to simultaneously reverse two disturbing trends in American society: low voting rates among young people, and unacceptably low rates of youth sexual activity.
― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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The focus of Votergasm.org is to encourage young people everywhere to pledge to have sex with voters on Election Night, and withhold sex from non-voters until the next presidential election.

Votergasm seeks to send 100,000 first-time 18-to-25-year-old voters to polls for the 2004 elections, and to catalyze 250,000 orgasms by the morning of November 3.

funny but REALLY NSFW comic

This site is not endorsed by any candidate or committee, except for the ones who like voting and having sex.

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

“Voting is hot,” said Votergasm.org director and spokeswoman Michelle Collins. “And young voters are hot for each other. Votergasm.org is a way to channel our generation’s patriotism into sex, and vice versa. Election Day should be an erotic national youth festival, an orgy of democracy and civic participation.”

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Mad magazine is totally slipping.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

unacceptably low rates of youth sexual activity.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

how do the votergasm people feel about absentee ballots?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

like it's like screwing your sister, mayhap?

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

they have this disclaimer:

"Cybersex" does not satisfy the pledge, dorkwad.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

they know their audience(s)

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

There’s a poll, if you’d like to go
You could meet somebody who wants to fuck you
So you go, and you vote on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home, and you cry
And you want to die

― wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

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