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― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

sigh. not small enough, apparently.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, if Gallo likes Yes, then he's A-OK by me.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"heart of the sunrise" was on the buffalo 66 soundtrack.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I take back anything bad I ever said or thought about him.

― Reed Moore (diamond), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks ready for a "Long Distance Reacharound"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

and i'm the man to do it.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Britney Spears is really looking bad these days

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

no pants

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

dude could at least try to smile

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The only thing harder than being Vincent Gallo is not being Vincent Gallo.

― spittle (spittle), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

at first i thought the rainbow was a bikini top over the t-shirt

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:27 (twenty-one years ago)

well after looking at that i wanna now barf...2 words..happy trail

― beavis, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"No!"

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

He's the lovechild of Perry Farrel and Strawberry Shortcake.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

he's showing his pubes like chan marshall

― ooogie, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

it's drag-king peaches

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

JIMMY SMITS, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!?!?!?!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Man. If *that* doesn't make you want to watch him get blown,, *nothing* will.

― Tonight at ten (kenan), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I imagine him in a nursing home forty years from now, incontinent. And I larf.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

He still reminds me of Suzy's loo.

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The critics rave about this photo. "He looks so vulnerable. He really lets himself be open and honest in front of the camera."

― Tonight at ten (kenan), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks like he smells like armpit ham.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

He does not appear to be particularly well-endowed.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure about the armpit ham, but there is something malodourous abt that picture for sure.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i cant see the photo , but this guy has the most amazing vintage studio

― kephm, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Kephm OTM. His music always comes out sounding so lush.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Because it's soaked in semen and flop sweat.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

pathetic, yet alluring.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Rasputin STARE!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks like Jesus.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The rainbow makes him looks like he has boobs.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think he's entirely boobless.

His underwear obviously came in a tube.

― Tonight at ten (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I looked like that.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I *almost* do. He looks like kind of a vampire drag queen, which would be cool by itself, but there's this other intangible element to his look that I can only describe as "icky." And that, I don't like.

― Tonight at ten (kenan), Thursday, 16 September 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I always assumed you did, adam.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 16 September 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

you were right. you were right.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 September 2004 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I cannot get past the armpit ham.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bshurb/Ralph.jpg

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - armpit ham - did not match any documents.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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