Which came first...the chicken or the egg?

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Which came first...the chicken or the egg?

Beavis, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg

alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The egg, obviously. Reptiles, etc.

edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://squadron.ru/files/p/dvd_034.jpg

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

They both faked it.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The chicken. The egg evolved slowly over thousands of years. Before then, baby chickens were not protected.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I ate eggs a few days ago, but today I ate three chicken breasts.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

You know how they grew that ear on that mouse, right? Could we grow chicken breasts on other animals? Maybe if they were easier to produce, they wouldn't be more expensive by weight than the other chicken bits.

edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The chicken. The egg evolved slowly over thousands of years. Before then, baby chickens were not protected.
-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...)

The chicken evolved from other egg-laying species. Ergo, egg egg egg egg egg.

Such a stupid question.

emil.y (emil.y), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

EGG!

emil.y (emil.y), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

egg, but i'm sure the expression oroginated before knowledge of evolution was widepread. then again, maybe it's the creationist equivalent of a Zen koan.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

eh, "originated". sheesh.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine if eggs came out of chicken's eyes.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

They would quickly become our ova-lords.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU WIN

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

hahaha I just had a moment of clarity that led me to edwardo and emil.y's correct conclusion - this is such a dumb question

acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

dan perry otm

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 18 November 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

ok LJ, which came first, the chicken or the chicken's egg?

xtc ep, etc (xp) (ledge), Thursday, 18 November 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

First was the egg. The omelette followed hard behind.

Bull fighting, Paris, hunting, suicide (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

the chicken obv

acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

ok

glad you're certain

boring semantic argument anyway

xtc ep, etc (xp) (ledge), Thursday, 18 November 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it is, I just had a bleary moment of clarity

acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixgf5SlvOB4

the caroline notsaying memorial displayname (kkvgz), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

This was a favorite of mine as a young, young child.

the caroline notsaying memorial displayname (kkvgz), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

Holy shit I just came here to post the exact same thing u bastard.

And this one time, on Bandcamp... (Trayce), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

"When you see one egg or t'other, do you ever thinkabout its mother"

And this one time, on Bandcamp... (Trayce), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

LOL youtube:

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ClantonBrothers
1 week ago

@CanadaFamilyMan It was a song to call into question the existence of God, something which Satan has been doing since he was in the Garden of Eden. Sesame Street has always been a communist tool that is used with subtle cleverness. Way worse now than when I was a kid watching it. I would never expose my children to their commie garbage.

And this one time, on Bandcamp... (Trayce), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

nine years pass...

Since eggs (e.g. dinosaur eggs) obviously came before chickens the question is, as I noted above, really asking which came first: the chicken or the chicken egg? And when I said "boring semantic argument anyway" my thinking was this: since the chicken evolved from a non-chicken, let's draw an arbitrary line in chicken evolution and say that one day a non-chicken laid an egg out of which hatched a chicken. Then the answer depends on how you define chicken egg: does an egg belong to that which lays it or that which hatches from it? I thought this was an arbitrary judgement, hence boring semantic argument. However my thinking about eggs was superficial. An egg isn't just a shell, a vehicle for a baby chicken, it's the whole package that becomes a chicken - in fact, since you can meaningfully say a chicken was once a (fertilised) egg (as was any animal on the planet) in that sense the egg *is* the chicken. But if the egg is the chicken, how does that answer the question? Well I think we should answer the question as it is posed in natural language, where 'egg' refers to a small hard egg shaped thing and 'chicken' refers to a thing with wings and feathers and a beak. In that sense the egg and the chicken are different entities, but the egg is clearly a chicken egg since it will become a chicken. Hence the answer is the egg.

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 6 July 2020 08:40 (five years ago)

I remember figuring out that exact logic in my teenage years and being very pleased with myself. I realised later that the only correct answer is a non-answer and that by even attempting to answer it, you've got it wrong.

closed beta (NotEnough), Monday, 6 July 2020 08:56 (five years ago)

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 6 July 2020 08:57 (five years ago)

The question implies that the answer explains the continuing cycle of chickens hatching from eggs and laying new eggs. But there won't be a chick in the egg if there's no cock (or rooster, if you will) in play. As the question does not ask 'which came first, the chicken & the rooster, or the egg' the ONLY way to anwer the question with an explanation of the continuous cycle is:

Two eggs. A chicken hatched from the one, a rooster from the other.

Valentijn, Monday, 6 July 2020 09:14 (five years ago)

I always assumed by "chicken", the question meant the species rather than the female of the species. Your answer is certainly true for the latter definition but I'm not sure it's true for the former.

closed beta (NotEnough), Monday, 6 July 2020 10:04 (five years ago)

I remember George Clinton’s answer in an old interview. Best answer I’ve heard: “It depends on who got laid first!”

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 6 July 2020 11:22 (five years ago)


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