Taking Sides: Mira Sorvino vs Mena Suvari

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Mira Sorvino is incredibly cute but sounds a bit like a bloke.

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4 Germaine Greers out of 5

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Mena Suvari looks like a bug.

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2 Tori Spellings out of 5

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― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh WHATEVER.

http://www.moviemaze.de/celebs/0013/main.jpg

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh for fuck's sake. Look just forget it now.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

best thread death ever!

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not too late for resurection!

Um, I quite like them both. Mostly because I confuse their names. Sorvino is beautiful, and I quite like her voice. Suvari looks like an infant, and that is disturbing, but I'm guessing her cranium makes her clever, so that's a plus. I'm sure they both lovely people.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm guessing her cranium makes her clever, so that's a plus.

That's gold.

Jude Law must be a fecking genius then.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, he is a robot or something, which is kind of cheating.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i honestly don't know who mena suvari is, but mira sorvino is both lovely and older than me, both of which i treasure.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Mena Suvari didn't look like a bug when she was lezzing up with Claire on Six Feet Under.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Opti-goatse!

― LC, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I seriously thought they were the same person!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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x-post. Beat me too it. And I can see the original picture now.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

vs Marisa Tomei!! Marisa Tomei outperks both these girls.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe - I just watched My Cousin Vinny last week, so I might be biased.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Marisa Tomei was ultra-classic in What Women Want.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

and "In The Bedroom"!! i want to get her in a Patagonia polar fleece just out of the dryer and nothing else but a pair of old thin socks. there will be blankets too.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Marisa Tomei - got some teeth
Jorja Fox - got some teeth

Gotta have teeth baby

― LC, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's Jorja Fox?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, so Mira Sorvino and Mena Suvari.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

They teeth aint shit!!! All straight like a bunch of homophobes! What, you're into homophobes?

― LC, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, my vote goes to Mira, with apologies to Mena.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Mena, cos' she be hotter. Plus i saw that Romy + Michelle flick, well wehen I say saw, I mean I made to the end of the opening credits, then Mira started talking and I wanted to rip off my arm and throw it at the screen. She got the nod from the Academy because the panel thought that no one could actually be that annoying, thus making her performance in Mighty Aphrodity evidence of a diverse acting talent. The truth, that she is in fact just annoying, and a little wooden, makes thier decision to give her the gong look illadvised.

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

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