Distracted by sex? Then too tired to do anything once taken care of!

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― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i watch too much shopping tv.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

JON HAS HAD SEX! ALERT THE MEDIA!

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

no I masturbated

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, well. Then have a nap. I don't understand the problem.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a paper to write

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

this is nonsense.

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

be a relaxed essay-writer, then. wash hands first.

― :|, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we covered this on another thread. You were procrastinating on the paper so you jerked off, and now you're procrastinating through tiredness and sleep.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

And you're probably sexually frustrated, which masturbation doesn't really cure.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 14 October 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

how do i meet girls

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

this is nonsense.

from jon? NEVER!

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Thursday, 14 October 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Step one to dealing with this problem: resist the temptation to start an ILX thread about it.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Thursday, 14 October 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"nonsense" in that i've overcome this problem with relative ease. nothing serious enough to ask the internet about. the secret is not to have sex for a very long time. i sort of forget it exists sometimes. it's wonderful, no distractions!

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck that shit

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I LIED. LIFE IS VERY HARD FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

caitlin, come over

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

the secret is not to have sex for a very long time. i sort of forget it exists sometimes. it's wonderful, no distractions!
-- caitlin hell (cao492...), October 14th, 2004.

i'm sooooo very happy for you! unfortunately i'm a healthy male of the human species so your advice is entirely irrelevant to my experience. apparently this will be true until i get married or turn 45, which ever happens first.

― j.m. lockery (j.m. lockery), Friday, 15 October 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

caffeine, a brisk jog around the block, caffeine.

― Laura E (laurae55), Friday, 15 October 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

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