Distracted by sex? Then too tired to do anything once taken care of!

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sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i watch too much shopping tv.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

JON HAS HAD SEX! ALERT THE MEDIA!

Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

no I masturbated

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, well. Then have a nap. I don't understand the problem.

Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a paper to write

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

this is nonsense.

caitlin hell (caitxa), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

be a relaxed essay-writer, then. wash hands first.

:|, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we covered this on another thread. You were procrastinating on the paper so you jerked off, and now you're procrastinating through tiredness and sleep.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

And you're probably sexually frustrated, which masturbation doesn't really cure.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 14 October 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

how do i meet girls

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

this is nonsense.

from jon? NEVER!

Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Thursday, 14 October 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Step one to dealing with this problem: resist the temptation to start an ILX thread about it.

Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Thursday, 14 October 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"nonsense" in that i've overcome this problem with relative ease. nothing serious enough to ask the internet about. the secret is not to have sex for a very long time. i sort of forget it exists sometimes. it's wonderful, no distractions!

caitlin hell (caitxa), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck that shit

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I LIED. LIFE IS VERY HARD FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

caitlin hell (caitxa), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

caitlin, come over

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

NO

caitlin hell (caitxa), Thursday, 14 October 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

the secret is not to have sex for a very long time. i sort of forget it exists sometimes. it's wonderful, no distractions!
-- caitlin hell (cao492...), October 14th, 2004.

i'm sooooo very happy for you! unfortunately i'm a healthy male of the human species so your advice is entirely irrelevant to my experience. apparently this will be true until i get married or turn 45, which ever happens first.

j.m. lockery (j.m. lockery), Friday, 15 October 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

caffeine, a brisk jog around the block, caffeine.

Laura E (laurae55), Friday, 15 October 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)


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