george w. bush vs. the 'reality-based community' (aka omgwtf)

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This might have been linked elsewhere, but if so it deserves another link.

It's worse than you think.

OK, maybe not. But it's as bad as you think.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 16 October 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Yipes, something bad happened there. Anyway, I was trying to link to this article.

It's hair-raising.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 16 October 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

There is one story about Bush's particular brand of certainty I am able to piece together and tell for the record.

In the Oval Office in December 2002, the president met with a few ranking senators and members of the House, both Republicans and Democrats. In those days, there were high hopes that the United States-sponsored ''road map'' for the Israelis and Palestinians would be a pathway to peace, and the discussion that wintry day was, in part, about countries providing peacekeeping forces in the region. The problem, everyone agreed, was that a number of European countries, like France and Germany, had armies that were not trusted by either the Israelis or Palestinians. One congressman -- the Hungarian-born Tom Lantos, a Democrat from California and the only Holocaust survivor in Congress -- mentioned that the Scandinavian countries were viewed more positively. Lantos went on to describe for the president how the Swedish Army might be an ideal candidate to anchor a small peacekeeping force on the West Bank and the Gaza Strip. Sweden has a well-trained force of about 25,000. The president looked at him appraisingly, several people in the room recall.

''I don't know why you're talking about Sweden,'' Bush said. ''They're the neutral one. They don't have an army.''

Lantos paused, a little shocked, and offered a gentlemanly reply: ''Mr. President, you may have thought that I said Switzerland. They're the ones that are historically neutral, without an army.'' Then Lantos mentioned, in a gracious aside, that the Swiss do have a tough national guard to protect the country in the event of invasion.

Bush held to his view. ''No, no, it's Sweden that has no army.''

The room went silent, until someone changed the subject.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 16 October 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

...
In the summer of 2002, after I had written an article in Esquire that the White House didn't like about Bush's former communications director, Karen Hughes, I had a meeting with a senior adviser to Bush. He expressed the White House's displeasure, and then he told me something that at the time I didn't fully comprehend -- but which I now believe gets to the very heart of the Bush presidency.

The aide said that guys like me were ''in what we call the reality-based community,'' which he defined as people who ''believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.'' I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. ''That's not the way the world really works anymore,'' he continued. ''We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.' ...

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 16 October 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Sweden!

I sorta assume that the aide in question in the second excerpt is Wolfowitz, that sounds like something he would have said pre-Iraq invasion.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.' ... "

that is more than a little creepy.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it's actually a reasonable enough assumption to make if you are in charge of a superpower and intend to do something. The downfall is assuming that the results done are above criticism and are going to work out as planned.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Do I have permission to shiver uncontrollably now?

And for those who don't get it? That was explained to me in late 2002 by Mark McKinnon, a longtime senior media adviser to Bush, who now runs his own consulting firm and helps the president. He started by challenging me. ''You think he's an idiot, don't you?'' I said, no, I didn't. ''No, you do, all of you do, up and down the West Coast, the East Coast, a few blocks in southern Manhattan called Wall Street. Let me clue you in. We don't care. You see, you're outnumbered 2 to 1 by folks in the big, wide middle of America, busy working people who don't read The New York Times or Washington Post or The L.A. Times. And you know what they like? They like the way he walks and the way he points, the way he exudes confidence. They have faith in him. And when you attack him for his malaprops, his jumbled syntax, it's good for us. Because you know what those folks don't like? They don't like you!'' In this instance, the final ''you,'' of course, meant the entire reality-based community.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm going to be real positive, while I keep my foot on John Kerry's throat,'' George W. Bush said last month at a confidential luncheon a block away from the White House with a hundred or so of his most ardent, longtime supporters, the so-called R.N.C. Regents. This was a high-rolling crowd -- at one time or another, they had all given large contributions to Bush or the Republican National Committee. Bush had known many of them for years, and a number of them had visited him at the ranch. It was a long way from Poplar Bluff.

The Bush these supporters heard was a triumphal Bush, actively beginning to plan his second term. It is a second term, should it come to pass, that will alter American life in many ways, if predictions that Bush voiced at the luncheon come true.

He said emphatically that he expects the Republicans will gain seats to expand their control of the House and the Senate. According to notes provided to me, and according to several guests at the lunch who agreed to speak about what they heard, he said that ''Osama bin Laden would like to overthrow the Saudis . . .

then we're in trouble. Because they have a weapon. They have the oil.'' He said that there will be an opportunity to appoint a Supreme Court justice shortly after his inauguration, and perhaps three more high-court vacancies during his second term.

''Won't that be amazing?'' said Peter Stent, a rancher and conservationist who attended the luncheon. ''Can you imagine? Four appointments!''

After his remarks, Bush opened it up for questions, and someone asked what he's going to do about energy policy with worldwide oil reserves predicted to peak.

Bush said: ''I'm going to push nuclear energy, drilling in Alaska and clean coal. Some nuclear-fusion technologies are interesting.'' He mentions energy from ''processing corn.''

''I'm going to bring all this up in the debate, and I'm going to push it,'' he said, and then tried out a line. ''Do you realize that ANWR [the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge] is the size of South Carolina, and where we want to drill is the size of the Columbia airport?''

The questions came from many directions -- respectful, but clearly reality-based. About the deficits, he said he'd ''spend whatever it takes to protect our kids in Iraq,'' that ''homeland security cost more than I originally thought.''

In response to a question, he talked about diversity, saying that ''hands down,'' he has the most diverse senior staff in terms of both gender and race. He recalled a meeting with Chancellor Gerhard Schroder of Germany. ''You know, I'm sitting there with Schroder one day with Colin and Condi. And I'm thinking: What's Schroder thinking?! He's sitting here with two blacks and one's a woman.''

But as the hour passed, Bush kept coming back to the thing most on his mind: his second term.

''I'm going to come out strong after my swearing in,'' Bush said, ''with fundamental tax reform, tort reform, privatizing of Social Security.'' The victories he expects in November, he said, will give us ''two years, at least, until the next midterm. We have to move quickly, because after that I'll be quacking like a duck.''

Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

'homeland security cost more than I originally thought.''

Aw, bless.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 17 October 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"We have to move quickly, because after that I'll be quacking like a duck."

What the hell does that mean???

David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 17 October 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Lame duck.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 17 October 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

bushco appeals most strongly to ignorant dumb-asses who won't read papers or think for themselves and don't trust "the liberal media" = STATING THE OBVIOUS, v. 2004.

election 2004: are there more of THEM (as described above) than there are of US (those who are not like what i described above, or are actively seeking to change that situation if we are)? again, STATING THE OBVIOUS.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 17 October 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

WAUUUGH!

http://www.poundart.com/art/comics/hduck4.jpg

David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 17 October 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

is it worth mentioning that it was reported that even if ANWR were opened up, it'd take like, what, seven years to get it going? and there was something about that oil already going to China thru a previously-negotiated deal...

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 October 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It's gonna be a tremendous blow to this guy's confidence when he loses this election.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 17 October 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)


''I've never lived around poor people,'' Wallis remembers Bush saying. ''I don't know what they think. I really don't know what they think. I'm a white Republican guy who doesn't get it. How do I get it?''

Wallis recalls replying, ''You need to listen to the poor and those who live and work with poor people.''

Bush called over his speechwriter, Michael Gerson, and said, ''I want you to hear this.'' A month later, an almost identical line -- ''many in our country do not know the pain of poverty, but we can listen to those who do'' -- ended up in the inaugural address.

Vic (Vic), Sunday, 17 October 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

this is wonderful.

RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 October 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is scaring me to death.

Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 17 October 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I sorta assume that the aide in question in the second excerpt is Wolfowitz, that sounds like something he would have said pre-Iraq invasion.

Wolfowitz works in the Pentagon, not the White House. It was prolly either Rove, Card or McKinnon. But most likely Rove.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 17 October 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(just a note that I fixed the formatting in the first post ok bye)

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 17 October 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I think the NY Times is really good at blowing itself.

Because you know what those folks don't like? They don't like you!'' In this instance, the final ''you,'' of course, meant the entire reality-based community.

Oh, thank you, NY Times! We are the reality based community. We are wonderful. We must overcome!

bnw (bnw), Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

that is scary. it's become so obvious to me that these crazy people believe their own bullshit. i've gone back and forth on this but i still believe bush is gonna win--kerry truly fucked up by mentioning cheney's daughter in last debate, even though he's absolutely right.

eddie hurt (ddduncan), Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

you're so wrong

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, thank you, NY Times!

Not to nitpick, but Suskind isn't exactly The New York Times. He was a Wall Street Journal reporter for years and now he's a freelance writer. This article is in the magazine, which is a separate enterprise from the daily paper, which makes Suskind no more a representative of "The New York Times" than, say, Andrew Sullivan (who's been in the magazine several times). But anyway, I don't get your complaint -- neither the Times nor Suskind are the ones who introduced the phrase "reality-based community" here. That is (apparently) one way people in the White House classify their critics.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 17 October 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

can someone with a knowledge of the american evangelical community give me a thumbnail definition of the way they use the word 'reality,' and how it differs from the use of that word by the unnamed bush aide cited above?

then there's the whole 'you'll be left to just study what we do' line ...

maura (maura), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i think they use the same dictionary the rest of us do, maura??

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Maura, you might find it useful to dig around on this guy's site. He's an progressive evangelical christian & ex-journo who puts a lot of work into decoding the references used by the Preznit, other right-wingers, etc.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i must have missed the part where born-again christians are exotic aliens whose very syntax is some ravelled cipher

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

no, it's not so much that, but it helps figure what the fuck they're saying when they go on about the Dred Scott decision, or make an effort to mention that they're "stewards of the land" which discussing environmental policy, fer instance.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

what about "stewards of the land" requires babelfish? the DS decision, i admit, i have no ide what he was on about.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

tracer i'm surprised your being so obstructionist abt this! right-base codewords have been a drinking game since we've been wee.

dred scott (ie ppl = property) now = abortion!
stewards of the land (ie genesis say adam owns the earth beneath his feet) now = dismantle the epa, jesus loves the coal industry
reality = "the world" = the opposite of faith.

but really it's "when we act, we create our own reality" that's so amazing. cod-poststructuralism from the same ppl hurling their feces at derrida's grave...

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"when we act, we create our own reality"

george w. bush: the new age president?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I remembering hearing a lot of admonitions in church not to be of this world, but of the Next world, because this world in effect belonged to Satan. And that people of this world were inevitably inclined to hate and persecute those who love Jesus. This might influence one's perception of "reality."

I might add that I went to reasonably progressive church.

Laura E (laurae55), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The meek shall inherit the Earth...after Halliburton gets done with it.

suzy (suzy), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

g--ff that's interesting. but i doubt 50% of the elctorate knows how to decipher that stuff.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

So is that stewards of the land bit in Genesis before the Apple Fuckup, or after?

suzy (suzy), Monday, 18 October 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It's before the Fall, when God created Man. He says 'let him have dominion over fish and land and so forth' or something. It's in one od the Psalms that man is referred to as steward, and later in, I think, Luke, that there is the parable of the steward, in which man has to give account of his stewardship to the Lord. But yeah, in Christian theology the word steward is a strong reference to mankinds place over, and caring for, the earth. (the Earth doesn't belong to man though - God remains the Lord and we take care of it).

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

In that case he should have said "dominion." It's such a GWB word to use anyway.

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

In the land of the blind
Be...king, king, king, king

Some day, some day, some day, dominion
Come a time
Some day, some day, some day, dominion
Some say prayers
Some say prayers
I say mine

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but 'dominion' is all over the shop in the Bible - and it has specific overtones of 'dominion theology', which is a theological position claiming that the Genesis verse compels humanity to convert all nations to Christianity. Whether or not Bush believes in that, it wouldn't be a reference that would please a lot of people.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

(And dominion theology would imply Bush's support for theonomic Christianity - which is funny stuff if you want to look it up)

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I remembering hearing a lot of admonitions in church not to be of this world, but of the Next world, because this world in effect belonged to Satan. And that people of this world were inevitably inclined to hate and persecute those who love Jesus. This might influence one's perception of "reality."

Well the Bible says that the world is wicked, that it is a battleground between good (God) and evil (Satan), so believing in that, even in a metaphorical level, is hardly evidence of right-wing nuttery. If you are a Christian, you believe that on some sort of level. So yes, preserving the environment, etc always takes a backseat to preserving souls and saving the nonbelievers, but only in the real fire and brimstoners does that manifest itself as a total disregard for the world around us.

I can tell you that "reality" is not a codeword for anything. "Reality" is pretty well defined within Suskind's piece as being fact. And faith vs. fact is a pretty clear opposition, and those with strong religious beliefs will have more, uh, faith in the faith-driven policymaking of the Bush administration.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I remembering hearing a lot of admonitions in church not to be of this world, but of the Next world, because this world in effect belonged to Satan.
At this point, I'd like to thank the ancient Christians for taking the most depressing and warped idea from Gnosticism and making it an inescapable tenet of the core of Christianity. (Which is funny, really. They only accepted this idea after hunting down and killing alot of Gnostics...for 'heresy', no less.)

But yeah, in Christian theology the word steward is a strong reference to mankinds place over, and caring for, the earth. (the Earth doesn't belong to man though - God remains the Lord and we take care of it).
...and let me tell you...when the landlord sees what we have done with the Amazon rain forest...we ain't gettin' our security deposit back.

Shit. Who needs Satan to make the world evil and corrupt. We do just fine on our own.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but 'dominion' is all over the shop in the Bible - and it has specific overtones of 'dominion theology', which is a theological position claiming that the Genesis verse compels humanity to convert all nations to Christianity.
Yeah. Google the phrases "Kingdom on Dominion" and/or "Reconstructionism" if you want a peek into the Bush/Reagan/Falwell mindset.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Reconstructionists are a funny bunch. It should be pointed out, though, that while all (as far as I am aware) view the world as fallen, not all Christians believe in Satan, at least not in the pseudo-Gnostic form he is believed in by some.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend Paul Noble (who is on at the Whitechapel Art Gallery; GO NOW) was asked by Vogue to name the book he wished he had time to write. He said this:

"I'd write a biography. It would cover the story of Judas Iscariot and his co-radicals working for peace and fighting poverty. The pivot would be the point at which comrade Jesus flips out, has Messianic delusions and starts to peddle the lie that Heaven is not on Earth. The rest is history."

suzy (suzy), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

thx yanc3y for the clarification there; i tacked on "reality" there based on the suskind article above.

i have seen arguments that weren't necessarily against environmentalism, but saying that the saved didn't really need to worry about it because they won't be on this earth for very much longer anyway...

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I really like that bit in Catcher in the Rye about Judas, where Holden says that Christ would have forgiven Judas, but he didn't think the desciples would have. Besides, Judas was a terrorist, so that's all the more reason for him to be damned. (in the minds of some people. Not me.)

X-post Maybe the fundamentalists should take their imminent salvation more seriously and do what the early Christians did and not have any kids.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'd write a biography. It would cover the story of Judas Iscariot and his co-radicals working for peace and fighting poverty. The pivot would be the point at which comrade Jesus flips out, has Messianic delusions and starts to peddle the lie that Heaven is not on Earth. The rest is history."

I think Tim Rice beat him to it.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Genesis before the Apple Fuckup

Sega? Steve Jobs? Wha?

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 18 October 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

No-no, gabriel's infamous solsbury hill apple epiphany.

briania (briania), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Tim Rice? Isn't that the premise of The Last Temptation of Christ?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

sings Jesus Christ, Superstar, just who the fuck do you think you are?

suzy (suzy), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

It's before the Fall, when God created Man. He says 'let him have dominion over fish and land and so forth' or something.

It's in the first creation story, the one that has the seven days of creation (which is separate from the second creation story, the one with Adam, Eve and the Fall Of Man)

Genesis I 26-30:

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to everything that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

It's in the first creation story, the one that has the seven days of creation (which is separate from the second creation story, the one with Adam, Eve and the Fall Of Man)

Yes, I meant it's earlier in the Bible than the Fall, but I also think it's accurate in the chronological sense. Obviously the creation of man is recounted in each version, and in the second Eve eats the fruit in Eden. Man was created with dominion, so this had to happen before the Fall. It's also difficult to say that the creation stories are seperate in the way you imply, as this isn't how most Christians (on the fundamentalist wing) and most Jews view it - both are written by Moses, and both are accurate.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)


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