Total Deathkvult Armageddon: The Black Metal FAP

my wolfen astral energies used to control the vessel who types my posts are invested in this struggle now, maybe if i get out alive we shall have polar bear meat to roast in the churchfire!

We decide now, no more talk. We steal car for Milton, we drink in Fengersfors, see Morrigan who tour Uppsala, they are evil true black metal, then burn church, beat up maybe some foreigner, what of it? Life is shit my friend. Hey, I shoot and kill rabbit for you, cook on open fire, yum yum!

Alos I whisper this as I am sure we are agreed: none of the womenfolk invited.

oh xpost

Ally I am sorry for you to be a witness to such woman hate. Janne has a little problem shall we say. Very little. Sara has told of it.

The food was not Mexican I am sure. There were I think small mail envelopes of serrated meat?

well who is up for polar bear kabobs?

Here is church we ignite:

http://www.eurotravelling.net/sweden/kirunapics/church.jpg

and here is ice chapel, but sadly cross is wrong way around, so we desecrate:

http://www.eurotravelling.net/sweden/kirunapics/chapel.jpg

and here is street – many skaters in Karuna, all knifeworthy for they listen to nu metal – so we knife skateboarders without remorse:

http://www.eurotravelling.net/sweden/kirunapics/street1.jpg

what say you?

you are thinking you are funny? that is pansy music.

(Also, it's "salchow".)

Considering FAP: were we to group together around Christmas, there is in Sweden of course the Julmarknad. We could go to Fittja, and eat jule kaga. Indeed also I have a hankering for kåldolmar.

But if we cannot find place to FAP in Sweden, Finland or Norway without agreement, there is also Germany. However I am not so keep to travel there if avoidable, for some of the members of Absurd I have heard wish to talk to me about something. Apparently they want me to 'sing', and I do not think they will be teaching me the melody to Die Blaue Blume.

I checked in with Gwem in Marketing (Sami, you remember Gwem!), I'm cleared for the trip. There was an awkward moment when Gwem hinted that he wanted to tag along, blathering about how he doesn't practice as often as he used to but still self-identifies as Pagan... lovely guy, but always missing the point 2 out of 5 times...

Weird!

I am hoping milton for you to bring maybe t-shirt and so on and I will write copy for your shit electronic band, yes? I will tell the truth, my friend, a warning to you.

We'll see if Gwem is up for being slaughtered. He is in marketing.

Milton this is funniest thing. On the behalf of Ubersveienchracht I have given Gwem knife used in Ryfos incident still with the blood dried on handle. We were believing this is excellent marketing tool (hihi!) and maybe promote band by running competition and winner gets knife.
Gwem send me very unlikely email!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/VasDjifrens.jpg

HAILS!! ]-:-{

Milton this Haynes event is in constantly rotation in my memory. I see him now as he is running and is drunken and is stumbling and I see you my friend and Falsh holding high the sparkler fireworks.

I am so to say taken aback. The as you call 'frownies' (we elect to call them destructicons in black metal culture, there are many more, we must show you) do not fill you with apocalypse fear? This is something not anticipated. No matter, who cares? It is not relevant.

Hihi, gem I must tell you funny thing. My friend Panne (you of course know his band, Fröstbitten) is fond to say, each time a fanboy draws one destructicon in a forum post, an angel self-kills. Reason enough to continue!

hihihihihihihi! stop please, you are making me chuckle much too hard! nightspirit knows i am where know one knows nor is expecting! like wind i am everywhere yet nowhere my friend.

Hihi, 'Jannepanne' they call us when we present together, hihi! For you know also we look alike with our strong features. Concerning rider for Fröstbitten and alleged theft of it, this needs to be straightened out once and for all time. Panne and his band are Viking straightened edge, no beer for them. They share rider with friends and only partake of the gravlax and lutfisk, plus perhaps pickles and rollmops. Maybe also some fiskefars, but that is ALL. No drinking. Valtis and I drink all their beer, they have no problem with such. Anyone who tells you so, is traitor and liar and tell them we shall come after them and maybe then they will have no tongue to tell further tale, I cannot say.

Of the Fröstbitten gig at Trovhom, my friend, sad it is you were not there. Some American fools attempt to mosh, causing much grim intent among the true. Finally one attempt to stage dive and we have had enough. We dispatch him with boots and fists, and then we show him new kind of dive - into Göta canal with shoelaces tied, hihi! No doubt he wash up somewhere, who can say? I may know of it, I may not.

Janne and Sami, how many Norwegians does it take to grease a combine?

Only two, if you run them through real slow.

http://www.fdj.org/akbauer/interviews/thoth/backyard.JPG

I care not. I have been spending 5 nights on tundra at Flarts Beer'n'Bargshwurt and then on into the dark DARK night. Alone.

It was perhaps too hardy for you decadent rockstar arses? It was some kind of joking?

I come for you now and be believing I have watched Kill Bill at Flarts.

Corpsepaint, the devil, blood, forests, snow, wind, swords, ancient themes, "anti-christians", crosses, suicide acts under the 'black metal' banner, flirting with nordic themes, even nazism... I feel that "black metal" has in-no-time out-done itself. Or to say this better, its fans and creators. Or it was just non-sense from the beginning? It seems like it is overwhelmed by very unimportant and senseless themes. Themes that have pressed "black metal" deep into its own shit.

And that brings me to the questioning this genre as a whole.

I see a lot of people that are trying to justify this genre, but there's really no bridge to sense. Then isn't it a very senseless and fatal duty in itself? Basing your morals and actions on something that could not bare the heavy load of "intoxication" through its own 'faculty'?

Bands that are of no importance are dominating topics. Bands that are of no importance have dominated the ever-"growing" genre. It is flowing down another lane, by every new-comer. Even when he tries to grasp the true intentional morals of the genre.

It was set, but ultimately, it is pathetic.

By every visit to this forum I go further into disgust. It is also the same with every new band or BM song I discover.

The genre has been hit by new waves of fans/bands that seem to rape the genre over and over again. Fucked to death by all its own impotent ideals.

After all this said, I have no repent. Take me for what you want, and make of this what you want.

these are nonsense? they being the only things that matter, my new enemy? there can never be enough cold winds and freezing moons. the prophecy of the ancestors bloodlust not being fullfilled yet.

-- aimurchie

aimurchie, I think I hear your mummy calling you. Perhaps she your nappy to change wishes.

Milton, are you present? Sami does not believe I have assisted you with sleeve notes. Tell him please.

I come for you in night to say "Hello, remember me? Sami - the friend who you would refuse a drink with" and then I fucking do you with the lights off.

I am not any longer getting pissed - I am getting evens.

WTF this thread

I haven't seen this one yet but I can tell you now it's totally dead serious and they are looking for young maidens to sacrifice.

maidens, children and your waekling god

odin is a pussy

pussy cat like a jungle tiger, you must mean

may the staff of wotan sodomise your brain

ragnarok was a gas.

will you listen to cradle of filth while doing these wicked wicked things?
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), November 17th, 2004.

you are thinking you are funny? that is pansy music.

― Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 07:49 (4 years ago) Bookmark

pipe on, pipers :D

en garde, i'll let you try my wotan style ...

Good times.

I just read this thread with stony face and grim acknowledgement...any laughs that burgeoned forth were spasms of Satan

The mountains of hell are in labour; an absurd black metal band will be born.

Highlights are manifold, chief perhaps being Horst's first post and Vas' explanation of Satan's humour, along with every time Janne and Sami despair in mutual enmity

how many demons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. demons prefer the darkness.

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm5.jpg

Way to kill the thread Eisey!

mr. vas djifrens on the morning after a wild night of making hate:

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm4b.jpg

this thread always picks me up when i am down

odin is a pussy

― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Tuesday, February 3, 2009 3:26 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pussy cat like a jungle tiger, you must mean

may the staff of wotan sodomise your brain

― Vas Djifrens, Tuesday, February 3, 2009 3:29 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

good times XD

another black metal thread that deserves to revived every so often.