HaHaHa! That Guy From The Basketball Brawl Was Awesome On The Today Show. He Kept Holding Up His New CD!!

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Hahahahahaha!! Fuck You Matt Lauer. Yer a punk. That dude is my new hero. The one who got suspended for the year. Matt was trying to get him to cry and that dude wasn't having it. He just kept saying that things happen and ya gotta move on and be positive. I wish he had been in the studio with Matt so he coulda popped him one in the nose.

Matt was going on about the kids and what about the kids who might have seen the brawl and....KIDS, MATT???? YOU MEAN YOU THINK THERE MIGHT BE ONE KID LEFT WHO HASN'T SEEN IT AFTER YOU'VE PLAYED IT OVER AND OVER 5 MILLION TIMES FOR A WEEK. SHIT HAS GOTTEN MORE PLAY THEN THE FREAKIN'ILLEGAL INVASION OF IRAQ. 100,000+ dead in Iraq and I can't get Matt Lauer punched in the nose. what's this country coming to? Hypocritical bastards. Good for you, basketball dood. Sell those cd's. I wouldn't have even known you had one till this happened. Yer gonna sell a hell of a lot more of them now. (moral outrage. i'll give ya moral outrage. yer just scared some black guy is gonna beat yer ass cuz you called his mother a bitch and spit on him. hell, hitting sports fans should be encouraged in our culture. or at least the drunk idiot ones.)

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

god, i need a cigarette.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I just had one
mmm, cancer

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i chewed on some nicotine gum. i feel better now.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

that guy is still my hero though. fuck a lauer.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

moral outrage. i'll give ya moral outrage. yer just scared some black guy is gonna beat yer ass cuz you called his mother a bitch and spit on him

I just read this aloud to the office. It's funny cuz it's true.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck watching a Matt.

Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

did I mishear this morning that either this player or his agent said this was very uncharacteristic of him because he's "a big fan of the nobel peace prize"?????

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I have “basketbrawl” issues for precisely that reason, and I’m relieved to see someone else voicing it. Admittedly: in the end I just have a leftover childish conviction that sports fans are very often dicks, and some small part of me enjoys seeing the worst ones get punched. But this whole thing exposes the wrongness of a crowd paying black men to perform a spectacle and then treating them with all the respect offered to animals, from the first things thrown to the gleeful dumping of beer over Artest’s head as he was led off. Really: if someone came into David Stern’s office and threw shit at him while he was working, the reactions and results would play quite differently. And the sight of at least one fan happily stepping out onto the court and taunting a player—visibly asking for a fight, clearly wanting it—is a lot more disgusting to me than the idea that a person having shit thrown at him might possibly take off after the folks doing the throwing.

All this is above and beyond, of course, the normal caveat that no, nobody should hit anybody, blah blah blah, players get paid to work under pressure and should control themselves, blah blah blah, but still. More moral outrage is being directed toward players (who basically gave certain fans what they were looking for) than toward a big brewing bag-of-dicks of fans and people who are meant to be controlling them.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

kyle: i think he mentioned that in an interview with people magazine. it seems tongue-in-cheek.

I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Nabisco: OH. TEE. EMM.

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

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I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Funny thing - right after the game was called, the ESPN basketball analysis crew in the studio was railing mostly on the fans (w/ the usually buttoned-down John Saunders quickly transitioning from measured professional outrage to calling the Detroit fans "a bunch of punks"). Then, over the next couple of days, most of the sports world decided, "y'know, let's make this about the PLAYERS and their lack of discipline", which was of course abetted by Ron Artest's history. The New York Times happily ran a small pic of Artest post-fight in a column re: the suspensions (which made him look like a smoldering, deranged madman) just above a picture of the decidedly professional Mr. Stern. As if I need the media to set up these strawmen and point at them and go, "SEE? SEE? IT'S ALL TRUE! WATCH OUT FOR YOUR WALLET!" while I'm taking a dump.

Hopefully, the NBA's investigation will involve the filing of criminal charges against the dick-baggers over the next week, and perhaps some regulation re: the sales of alcohol at public events. And then I would like to see world peace, cold fusion, non-condescending red/blue gap-bridging from the Bush administration, and a smokeless ashtray that actually works.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Also free hot dogs, please.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I happened to see this live because I was waiting for the Grizzlies game to come on, and Saunders was practically in hysterics. I got a sense that he had to turn it over to Stephen A. Smith etc. just to get a grip on himself. Later that night, halftime of the Grizz game I think, Saunders said, "We've looked at the tape, and upon further review, the fans are still a bunch of punks."

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

But this whole thing exposes the wrongness of a crowd paying black men to perform a spectacle and then treating them with all the respect offered to animals
This statement makes me feel uneasy, maybe it's the insinuation about white fans paying black men to dance up and down the court for them (yes, I know that's not exactly what you said, but that's where we're going with this, right?)

The point is, lots of athletes in lots of sports have had lots of things thrown at them, most of them far more potentially harmful than beer and plastic cups. And yet, you don't see players going into the stands all the time. I also don't understand why the players were even on the court. In baseball, they would have been sent off the field and refused to play until security settled things down. That's exactly what happened in Game 6 of the ALCS this year -- golf balls were being thrown, the players were sent off, the crowd was warned, and extra security was put on the field. Simple. But last Friday, you had chaos reigning on the court, Jackson threatening to take on the entire Pistons bench, and Artest lounging on the scorers table (a clear taunt against the opposing players and the fans nearby). The damage done to the NBA's rep may be incalculable.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

The NBA's rep was mud anyway.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw the chucklehead who started the fight on Good Morning America. What a dick. He was actually smirking through the entire interview, and seemed to think he was entirely blameless in the whole affair. It reminded me why I hate Oakland County so much. I feel more sympathy for Artest than a schmuck like this.

Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Black players in particular should heed Stern warning

don weiner, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck a professional sports game, personally. Smirky fuck of a fan vs. multi-millionaire hot-head who beat the shit out of somebody BEFORE asking if he started it? Can we throw them both off a pier?

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I probably should have excised the race issue to start with, but I do feel like there is one here—an issue of some generalized sports society using players to get certain entertainments, then withholding any sort of respect or even acknowledgement of personhood when the players reveal themselves to be exactly what they were hired and trained and enticed into being. I’m continually annoyed by the way a lot of more middle-class sports fans comfortably sit back and pretend not to be complicit in that system, to heap moral outrage on the players over lots and lots of things, to often demean them, really, as a way of trying to establish some artificial parity between fan and player (and presumably get over the sting of men with only one skill making countless millions more than they do). The whole thing strikes me as vaguely foul; and it bothers me that the more powerful side of the system always so handily washes its hands of the results; and while I’m avoiding going into it, yes, I also think there are certain racial issues coiled up at the center of some—not all—of it.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)


"only one skill"

I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

race is there but class has even more to do with it (the underlings feuding while the powerful just collect the receipts, as you note).

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The NBA's rep was mud anyway.

Just wait until the lockout next year.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a sport where the fans are closer to the field of play than pro basketball, though? In American football, there's a distance to travel. Baseball, a shorter distance, but still a good amount of space. Hockey, there's plexiglass. In basketball, a lot of fans are RIGHT ON TOP of the players, so if tempers flare, there's not far to go in someone wants to get a little facetime with Joe Blow the Beertossing Dong.

The few times there's been negative player/fan interaction in pro sports (in North America), it's been because the fans egged the players on in a locale where the players could GET to the fans before security got involved (cf. that Dodgers cap incident a few years ago, Tie Domi dragging a jackass fan into the penalty box).

As for the NBA's rep, David Stern got a lot (all?) of the credit for cleaning up the league's drug hoodlum image 20+ years ago, but now it seems that the league is back in the same dire straits, due in no small part to the invasive nature of the 24/7 sports media - he should be in line for the blame as well. So now there's drug abuse, spousal abuse, infidelity, rape accusations, and anger management issues running and dunking (& bricking) all over the place, but with a sanctioned shade of pig lipstick liberally applied to hide any "serious" blemishes and keep the fannies from feeling guilty for tuning in. It's fantastic!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Just wait until the lockout next year.

We can only hope.

To a degree, you're quite right, Nabisco. Fans are complicit in the degregation and exploitation of players, but while flamboyance is compelling it's not nearly as essential as greatness. There are just way too many examples of players who bring great game without the punk attitude. And as for inspiring boorish behavior by fans, well, I'm not sure which is the fire and which is the gas. And as to the racial component, it's seems pretty complicated given the incidiery nature of even bringing it up.

FWIW, baseball fans have gone on the field multiple times, including a couple of years ago when the father-son team beat the piss out of an ump in Chicago.

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don weiner, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

and also Nabisco, our greatest transgressions vis a vis athletics and race are at the college level, where some of the greatest intellectuals and bleeding hearts sit idly by while their administrations exploit the NCAA with nary an itch of the conscience.

don weiner, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Most of the intellectuals and bleeding hearts I know are pretty worked up about the NCAA though. In fact they are some of the only people I know of who are.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The few times there's been negative player/fan interaction in pro sports (in North America), it's been because the fans egged the players on in a locale where the players could GET to the fans before security got involved.

how's about a mere 9 weeks ago Frank Francisco smashed a chair onto the head of two Oakland As scumbag fans who got tickets adjacent to the bullpen primarily to egg on the visiting team's relief pitchers?

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck watching a Matt.

I totally just died laughing in public

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Most of the intellectuals and bleeding hearts I know are pretty worked up about the NCAA though. In fact they are some of the only people I know of who are.

Most are worked up about it but too afraid to say anything. Just like most NCAA fans "care" about the corruption but keep supporting it either directly or otherwise. Just like most players know they should be paid or somehow compensated but participate anyway.

My uncle resigned as athletic director a few years ago from a BCS-playing university, and continues to be heavily involved in the NCAA. We got into several huge fights about this issue of college athletics. He's a very smart person, but basically unwilling to concede that there's any exploitation going on. At all.

don weiner, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, like I said, I don’t think the race issue is anything that needs serious unraveling here. And I agree about the NCAA, and even high schools in many locations, but I wouldn’t create any distinctions between the various components: these are just the institutions that provide the players and the raw psychic material of the pro situation.

Also, yes: it's my experience that most people in the humanities love to complain about the investment and attention put into college athletics. (I suspect they complain less in technical fields because the return on that investment often pays for fancy new centers full of fancy high-tech machines.)

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

the techies will complain too, though, at least at PSU, cuz football ges all the love.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

which frankly is why I'm hoping our team continues to have really shitty seasons like the last few.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

(I suspect they complain less in technical fields because the return on that investment often pays for fancy new centers full of fancy high-tech machines.)

Um, yeah. And lots of endowments. And research grants. Etc.

The reason I bring up the NCAA is because they, much more than professional institutions, are (for the most part) public institutions and inextricably connected to our tax dollars. Yes, the pro sports get some tax bennies from bond issues, but the institutions themselves are not nearly as insulated by the government as the NCAA.

don weiner, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

"He's a very smart person, but basically unwilling to concede that there's any exploitation going on. At all."

These arguments are very frustrating. You have my sympathy.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

what was that link about, don? I don't want to register.

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Not sure if you guys checked this out yet:

http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/1123041green1.html

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Good lord. Leon's visceral reaction upthread was more OTM than any of us knew.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

That dick has no chin! God has visibly cursed him.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I try my hardest to boycott major college football and basketball, but I've yet to convince anyone to join me (who wasn't already predisposed to hating them anyway).

The Chicago baseball incident mentioned earlier was the first-base coach, not an umpire. The players got in some good shots on those two knuckleheads (not as many as I expected/would have liked, though).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

here ya go shmool. from the KC Star yesterday. Whitlock is a black sports columnist...I think he played Div. I football.

Black players in particular should heed Stern warning

JASON WHITLOCK

NBA commissioner David Stern sent a message to his players Sunday.

By issuing three of the harshest penalties in league history — a 73-game suspension of Ron Artest, 30 games for Stephen Jackson and 25 games for Jermaine O'Neal — Stern let his players know that the league will aggressively try to clean up its image problem.

For their role in Friday's ugly brawl at Detroit, the Pacers, favorites to represent the East in the NBA finals, received the death penalty. Indiana's season is over. O'Neal, Artest, both All-Stars, and Jackson are Indiana's three best players.

Stern had no choice. TV ratings for the league have been steadily falling since Michael Jordan's heyday. The league's image has been in decline since Magic Johnson, Larry Bird and Jordan ruled.

Allen Iverson, Latrell Sprewell, Kobe Bryant, Dream Team failures, an embrace of all the negative aspects of the hip-hop culture and a horrid style of play have conspired to make the NBA easy to ignore. By decimating the Pacers and publicly acknowledging that there has been a lowering of expectations in terms of player (and fan) behavior, Stern made it clear he's not in denial about the NBA's troubles.

I am, however, concerned that the league's players will remain in denial. Surrounded by groupies and yes-men, fortified by multimillion-dollar contracts and endorsement deals, it will be easy for NBA players to misinterpret Stern's warning.

In this column, I am calling on my peers in the media to level with NBA players (and all professional athletes) and tell them what's really going on.

American sports fans, particularly those who consistently shell out the hundreds of dollars it takes to attend a professional game, are fed up with black professional basketball players in particular and black professional athletes to a lesser degree.

Yeah, let's cut through all the garbage and get to the real issue. The people paying the bills don't like the product, don't like the attitude, don't like the showboating and don't like the flamboyance. The NBA, which relies heavily on African-American players, is at the forefront of fan backlash. Stern realizes this, and that's why, spurred on by the Detroit brawl, he is reacting decisively.

What the players must come to grips with is that just because race is an element in the backlash, that doesn't mean the backlash is fueled by racism.

We're witnessing a clash of cultures. A predominately white fan base is rejecting a predominately black style of play and sportsmanship.

Who is on the right side of this argument? The group that is always right in a capitalistic society. The customer. That's why Stern, endorsed by his owners, came down hard on the players. He stated that the NBA would take steps to ensure that its fans improved their behavior. But Stern knows the real solutions are in the hands of his players. A good businessman caters to his audience. They don't play country music at my dad's inner-city bar for a reason.

Stern's players must bow to the desires of their fan base.

In general, African-American athletes have always been — for lack of a better description — more expressive and flamboyant on the field of play. Go back to the Negro Leagues — showboating was part of the entertainment package. The Negro Leagues catered to a predominately black fan base.

We, black people, begged for integration. We demanded the right to play in the major leagues, the NBA, the NFL, the NHL. These leagues accommodate a white audience. As long as the customer base is white, the standard for appropriate sportsmanship, style of play and appearance should be set by white people.

This is fair, particularly when the athletes/employees earn millions of dollars and have the freedom to do whatever — and I mean whatever — they want when they're not playing or practicing.

If African-American players are unwilling to accept this reality, NBA owners will speed up the internationalization of their team's rosters. Many African-American players with NBA-quality skill will soon find themselves circling the country playing basketball with Hot Sauce and the And 1 Tour while Yao Nowitzki collects a $10 million NBA check.

The black players will have no one to blame but themselves.

don weiner, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

what was that link about, don? I don't want to register.

The columnist (who had a picture above the article, he's black) said black pro basketballers have to can the showboating and related cultural practices (like a melee?) because the (white) fans/customers-- who apparently don't like it-- are gonna be viewed as being in the right. David Stern's opinion is the only opinion one that matters, and he has no problems bringing in furriners who will play by the rules.

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Dickerson Pike (Dickerson Pike), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he's full of crap. He's right about bad product (which has been rectified some this year with higher scoring), but it isn't the 'showboating' or off-court problems, it's just about low-scoring boring basketball. At its most popular, basketball was 24/7 showboating - back when the dunk contest meant something. Jordan certainly wasn't a quiet, unflashy player. Neither were Bird or Magic or any of that era's superstars.

The NBA is actually slowing down internationalization - young Europeans aren't panning out well, the older players brought over tend to not do well. There are what, maybe a dozen good international players right now? (Yao, Dirk, Manu Ginobli, Tony Parker, Pau Gasol, Peja, I guess Vlade still counts)

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the off-court problems and some general attitude things have definitely hurt the league. I don't think the showboating is viewed problem at all though. I think that's bullshit.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The only people who care about showboating are older than, say, 35 but definitely above the age of 45. And those people aren't the key demo for the NBA anymore--except that they have kids, and their kids are. So you can't piss those people off entirely. Or the advertisers that covet them.

There are too many games in a season, and it lasts too long--the seven game series in the beginning are an embarassing, boring money grab. That hurts the NBA. Parity hurts the NBA badly, at least in terms of expansion and the number of teams in the playoffs.

It's pretty convenient to point the finger at the gangsta styled-showboating going on, the in-your-face bravado that has become part of the show. But is it helping the game?

don weiner, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure I would equivocate showboating, expressive and flamboyant playing style with on-court violence. The Artest incident has nothing to do with race or style of game-play, it has to do with escalating violence following a flagrant foul. For the writer to suggest that "it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand our style of play" needs to be accepted by mainstream or white fans is pretty ridiculous.

It's also funny how he brings up baseball as a rallying cry for progression in athletic diversity. Baseball today is the second most ethnically diverse sport in the country (behind soccer) and yet this past 2004 season saw the least percentage of black american players since 1971. If anything there is a shortage of young black american athletes in baseball.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

And according to everything I read that percentage is only going to keep dropping and dropping.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

the white hat john green dude is on larry king with his lawyer right now!

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

God, I hope Larry throws a punch at him.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

OH PLEASE!!!! Am me in Non-Culpable Bizarro World?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Richard Sandomir's column in the NYT: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/11/24/sports/basketball/24tv.html
Ron Rapoport in the Sun-Times: http://www.suntimes.com/output/rapoport/cst-spt-rap24.html
Rudy Martzke in USA Today: http://www.usatoday.com/sports/columnist/martzke/2004-11-23-martzke_x.htm

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

This is fucking ridiculous.

Allen Iverson, Latrell Sprewell

Am I wrong in thinking that singling out these two (particularly Sprewell) is really fucking stupid?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Iverson and Spree snuck into the Palace with their hip-hop attitudes and got a few punches in. Didn't you see?

briania (briania), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

OK - I assumed that John Saunders et al were being politely coerced to reneg on their passing blame onto the fans, instead of offering an equal share of blame to both sides, though that leans uncomfortably towards absolving the fans of any wrong-doing and allowing the fucktard that's on camera instigating this fracas gets to trot from studio to studio deferring blame and looking all "What, Me? Guilty?"

And while Lupica's quote - "If Jackie Robinson didn't go into the stands, then no one can." - is a choice soundbite, it's not exactly fair to compare this century to last century in terms of racial climate, social mores, and other mitigating factors. Also, reducing this shit to a sentence misses the underlying issues raised by this fucked up incident and threatens to sweep them neatly & discreetly under the rug until the NEXT time shit gets hot.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

An only-slightly-relevant pic but one I love - footballer/soccer player Eric Cantona gets pissed off at spectators at a match in England:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/190000/images/_192971_eric_cantona_kung_fu_kick300.jpg

beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the one guy on the far right who's totally non-plussed by the whole while the rest of the fans are like "oh fuck."

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

What a stupid article! If anything, the event in question demonstrates that at least some portion of the white audience is doing the exact opposite of rejecting “hip-hop attitudes”: they want a fucking piece of it! They enjoy going to major events and dumping beer on the performers! Look: I know next to nothing about sports, but I’m completely mystified by the constant idea among major leagues that if only the players would wear proper shorts and shake hands politely then little old ladies in nursing homes would turn in to watch basketball over their evening tea. They have the players they have because they want them, and so far as I’m concerned that’s the dynamic that matters “in a capitalist society”—if you’re so unhappy with your employees, get new ones. And that’s exactly the dynamic that allows players to be showboating and flamboyant: their contracts are firm reminders of how much the league wants what they can offer. I’ll believe the thesis of that article just as soon as I see a team owner make millions and win the love of all by putting out a squad of polite handsome white boys who lose every game.

It seems to me more and more that the essence of sports fandom is hypocritical, which is exactly what I was trying to get at up above: the fans want conflict and showboating and brutality, and then they want to shake their heads sadly and pretend to be above it all whenever it gets a bit embarrassing.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The Spurs championship two years ago, which combined the least flamboyant man in sports, Tim Duncan, with some of the best (and most flamboyant!) of the international players, set NBA records for low viewership. I don't think a league of Tim Duncans is going to do much for the NBA.

Many African-American players with NBA-quality skill will soon find themselves circling the country playing basketball with Hot Sauce and the And 1 Tour while Yao Nowitzki collects a $10 million NBA check.

The black players will have no one to blame but themselves.

So if white owners decide to promote white players based on their race, it's the black players' fault? What a load of shit.

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't realize that Tie Domi, Chad Kreuter and Tom Gamboa were black.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Never mind that Yao isn't white.

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Bottom line, though: JOURNALISTS BE GETTING A BRAINS, MORANS.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Basically, "the white man's letting us play in his league, behave yourselves!"

This has come up a lot over the last year (I listen to way too much ESPN Radio driving for work), there are always some ex-players or organization pinheads to jump on that bandwagon. "The NFL/NBA/etc. is giving YOU the CHANCE to earn..." etc. about Ricky Williams, Sprewell on down. Because the people who run the team obviously aren't profiting or running a business.

Great Ricky Williams quote in the Esquire or GQ (Bill Murray cover) - what's so wrong about what he did? Teams cut players all the time and no one dogs them - Ricky was just engaging in a little fair play.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Well Sprewell would have had a better case if he hadn't of played the "I'm just trying to feed my children" card.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco's completely right about the capitalist element - the market get what the market wants.

Last night they were discussing this on the Tavis Smiley show but I was only halfway listening. I did catch a bit of the discussion on how incidents like this carryover to cause problems in the black community in terms of kids looking up to these athletes. Already there's too much of a problem with kids growing up thinking it is a priority to "keep it real" and seeing their heroes act like this just confirms it. But then so does our government bombing soverign nations. . .

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"But then so does our government bombing soverign nations. . ."

Haha somehow I can't see the guys ESPN mentioning this.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure, the market wants a league of Iversons and Artests, but I fail to see how that has anything to do with players losing their heads and charging into the stands to attack fans.

The entertainment biz is the same way -- the cult of celebrity favours the bad boys and bad girls. Bad boys and girls sell more magazines, which causes the press to hound them even more to get the sleaziest dirt and the best pictures. But nobody's making excuses for celebs when they try to punch out the paparazzi.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

who was making excuses?

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I don't see the excuse thing at all.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://slate.com/id/2110079/

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha yeah well I wonder if that guy is the one getting beat up just for just standing there if he is quite as sanguine about it.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

That dude is currently fielding offers from a hundred lawyers. I wish I could get beaten up at an NBA game as a bystander - who do you sue first? The Pacers, the Pistons, arena security, the league, players, the guy who started it?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha well maybe he wishes he was that guy THEN!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, I must have mistaken people's sympathy toward the players for making apologies for them.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

the fans want conflict and showboating and brutality, and then they want to shake their heads sadly and pretend to be above it all whenever it gets a bit embarrassing.

But you're treating fans as The Fans, a monolithic entity. Among any group of millions of people, you're going to have a difference of opinions and values. Those who don't like showboating etc aren't really heard from until something like this comes along.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I have sympathy for none of the parties involved. It's all kind of amusing to me.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I still don't think anyone has a problem with showboating. Even the most rabid Terrell Owens hater I know sorta appreciates his unique post-TD celebrations. I think TO's arguments with the coaches on the sideline and the persistent public whining tend to rub people the wrong way a lot more.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I have sympathy for basketball players for having to play in that sort of nutty completely unsecured environment. I mean if one of those fans had had a gun or a knife as opposed to a beer well it's the player who is exposed and in real danger there. But it's impossible to have any sympathy for the Pacer's players because they all behaved so badly in response to this that you can't really be like "oh poor Ron Artest" cuz fuck these got what they deserved for behaving that way and they probably deserve a lot worse.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean worse in terms of suspensions, fines, suits (all of which are probably to come)--not worse as in I think he should have gotten stabbed or shot. No one deserves that.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Barry, people were attacking Whitlock's inane article, not defending Artest.

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I think showboating is friggin lame. But then I tend to abhor all displays of massive ego. I don't do a little dance when I do something good while playing sports, and if someone I was playing with did, I'd pee in their cereal. Still, it's not going to stop me from being a fan.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I'm glad I don't watch sports with you, oops. I mean I'm sure between all the sitting there stone-like and not celebrating when your team does something good and the sitting there stone-like and not booing the opposing team you must be having a gay ol' time.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, read what I wrote again dude.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

But Alex, the flip side of "the players got what they deserved for behaving that way" is surely the exact same principle Artest was working to enforce: "the fans got what they deserved for behaving that way." (The connection would have been much more workable if he'd gotten his hands on the right fan, but still.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

No, because beating the shit out of someone isn't the appropriate response to someone throwing a beverage at you any way you look at it.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

And Artest didn't grab the right fan. And Jackson wasn't defending himself or attempting to extricate Artest. And O'Neal wasn't protecting himself from imminent danger.

Artest was beating some unlucky guy.

Jackson was hopping in the stands and attempting to punch everyone in sight.

And O'Neal was attempting to brain a guy who was restrained and UNABLE to punch him or defend or protect himself.

Those are three utterly unjustifiable actions.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

read that slate piece, it rulz!

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex you're confusing principles with details. Throwing liquids on unwilling people and punching unwilling people are both equally "unjustifiable," in a moral and legal sense -- just to different degrees. If you think player behavior can mean they "deserve" bodily assault, then you’ve just opened up a moral universe where fan behavior can make them “deserve” bodily assault. There's no point nitpicking about the details and proportions.

And yes, like I said, it would have helped if he had gotten the right guy.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

No wait, I didn't say they DESERVED bodily assault. I said they deserved to be suspended for their actions.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

In other words, I agree with you: I don't think throwing a beverage "deserves" a beating. Which is why I can't imagine why you'd say that any behavior "deserves" having a beverage thrown at you in the first place. You're putting a lot of shit on what the players "deserve," and then shouting that some things are "unjustifiable" when it comes to the fans. Throwing shit at players is unjustifiable; don't write that one off as "deserved" if you can't handle seeing it turned around on fans.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

XPOST! Sorry then, I totally misunderstood you, nevermind entirely.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I just realized I wasn't clear with the last sentence in my original post.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

so wait, the asshat who's been making the rounds on tv wasn't the one who actually got beat? i'm confused. . .

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

No, he was the one who threw the original beverage and then punched Artest from behind while Artest was strangling some other guy who just had the misfortune of being the first guy Artest saw after being dunked with the beverage.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how as Artest came at him he just stepped casually out of the way, playing perfectly the role of a disinterested bystander.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah it's kind of sick that this guy (who by all accounts seems to be a grade A fuck wad) is going to basically skate from this. I mean he'll get banned from NBA games for life, but considering he's gonna parlay this 5 seconds of fame into a bit of money it does seem a little unfair.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://i15.ebayimg.com/02/i/00/f5/a8/c8_1.JPG
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 25 November 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this person the new Calum? I miss some of these things. . .

Anyway. If the smoking gun article was correct won't this asswipe be going to jail now?

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 25 November 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

who's calum?

trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 25 November 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

artest didn't actually hit the "oh shit" guy, he backed off at the last second, until other people attacked him

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 25 November 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)


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