My unfeasibly large cock

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http://www.matt.blis.co.uk/albums/Random-Shite/giant_cock.jpg

― Rocco Siffredi, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

.... and a picture of a chicken, too!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

do you SEE WHAT HE DID THERE?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I was prepared to be jealous but that cock is in fact unfeasibly large! I don't envy you, Rocco.

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

POULTRYCALYPSE!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

THE HEN OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

And I feel fowl.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That would give you quite the Leghorn.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

look a double combover

― OhShit, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

unfeasible, yes

unFEASTible?? HELL NO
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/DCP_3327.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

that pic is my friendster pic!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(the man and his cock, not the bucket of chicken)

i occasionally get random friendster messages praising my giant cock.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

braising?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

basting?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't want to hear of your bastiality

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You must attract the dark, brooding type of chick with that picture.

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i do like the dark meat, yes.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

with such juicy thighs...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I am amazed that this isn't my thread.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's yours now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

it says "large" dan

(worst zing ever)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

it's short enough to be dan's..

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

...but made for a woman.

Er.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Less of the man gravy.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You saucy thing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

But more of the breast juices!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha right, if this was my thread it would have been "My unfeasibly gigantic, fuckoff huge, fear-inspiring cock":

http://www.matt.blis.co.uk/albums/Random-Shite/giant_cock.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

dan it's just the same size as rocco's cock

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

(shh)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

a fine cock-a-how-do-you-do to you

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Will you look at all these peckers!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Go about this correctly. Hire Rand Corp. to conduct a feasibility study. Don't just go by your gut.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

CAPWN3D

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

My unfeasibly large boobies. Errr...

http://www.wildflorida.org/bba/art/mabo.gif

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is punny

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Were your feathers ruffled?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Lolita wins, BTW

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed. In comparison, none of the puns I thought up could pullet.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks. Now I want Chicken.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.imomus.com/chickencock.jpeg

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh thank fuck for that.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i think my heart just stopped. x-post.

― scout (scout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to post a Momus/ cock joke, but I really can't be arsed.

P.S. Does Momus look like Norman Cook with an eyepatch there?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Does that make the cock Zoe Ball, then?

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone on this thread deserves a standing ovulation.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Very hentertaining.

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

PINWNED

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pcbos.nl/Poser_Website/GreatTit.jpg

All that's missing from this thread are some Great Tits.

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

you mean no one fancies a shag?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lewkiw.com/pic1/shag.jpg

i hate image tags...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Would anyone like to pet my pussy?
http://catoftheday.com/archive/2004/November/24.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

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