Oh, Robbie now reckons he's shagged four out of five of the Spice Girls.

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So, either

1) Debate which one he hasn't (a la the papers this morn)

2) He is a fibbing lad.

Your go.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

He never did Posh, I'd say.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

he never had sporty would be my reconing

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah, him and Sporty were dead close. I reckon he did her in the ass.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ew, (spice) girl, ew!!!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a fibber, I reckon (and a creep as well)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Sporty is the only one to have confirmed.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The whole question boils down to which one you think has enough class to have not slept with him.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

This would have been a better boast in like 1997! There are pop kids out there who were barely born when the Spice Girls emerged.

I say: fibber.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I reckon Mel B. Purely on the basis of seeing a dancer when they were about, then disappearing into obscurity after. The opportunity was never there for her - not an issue of class.

― 3underscore (___), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

That is a rubbish boast to make in 2004. I mean, *I* could probably sleep with four out of five Spice Girls in this day and age (if I were playing such a lame game of Sexual Pokemon, that is).

I agree with Nick. If he's got anyone left to go its Victoria.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. That is probably the most empty claim I have ever made.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Spice Girls - S/D

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

3U, you're wrong with cherries on top - B&C were known as Legz Akimbo in the offices of ESM for a reason.

Kids, hate Robbie all you want but he comes off as intelligent in the Chris Heath book, which is a brilliant expose of what kind of madness attaches itself to people like him. It's a fantastic book, leastways as RW in total might surprise you all. Based on the book I have no reason to doubt him in the papers, but reading the book will give you an interesting take on how tabloids operate into the bargain.

Actually, there was a point in 96/97 where one might collect the set, if one were a rockstar/footballer/future action figure. Demon Allbran managed a hat-trick or a double (I can say C and B deffo, possibly EB). The Spice did invade the stage at one of their gigs in early '97 (I had to settle for standing next to Gwen Stefani - who is chatty and nice - who was shouting OMG KICK ASS! when every song started like the good KROQ girl she is) and there was much shenanigans involving them and the cream of indie for months.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"future action figure"?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

how many did Chris Evans 'bag' in the end?

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

and Momus?

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Suzy, I would happily concede to someone with even the slightest bit of knowledge on the topic. My answer now is "what suzy says", as I think she'll be right.

― 3underscore (___), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Gotta catch 'em all.

― Pykachu Bunton-Spice (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Knowing how many Momus bagged is U&K, and if it's any less then three I'll be sorely disappointed.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think Robbie got with Emma B, she's much too nice for that sort of thing. On the other hand, I just think Robbie's a liar.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve, I've NO idea about that but I could see him going for GH due to both being earnest, crowd-pleasing nervous wrecks. That whole arc probably happened.

People, are any of the Spice Girls...Japanese? That might clear up some persistent questions you might be asking about someone (oh and one time me and my friend H the dance music goddess were in a taxi with Nick, and H asked him who his favourite Spice Girl was. Nick looked daggers at her and said 'I cannot BELIEVE you've even asked me that question')

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

(What he meant was "its Geri, obviously")

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes all very well, but u&k how many All Saints did he bag, and when does he move onto the Polyphonic Spree.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't work out whether bedding every member of the Polyphonic Spree would represent a greater or lesser achievement.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be greater if he 'bagged' them all.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

When will our rockstars start admitting to sleeping with former cast memebers of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, anyway?

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

depends on whether you mean all at the same time or not Matt

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend H the dance music goddess

is he still working with Claire? hyuck hyuck

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

his boast is so 1995. he should be boasting about shagging every member of girls aloud in 2004.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

T/S: bagging a SPice Girl vs bagging a Power Ranger

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Emma Bunton vs The One Who Ended Up On Felicity - WINNER: Emma Bunton.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The One Who Ended Up On Felicity

you can't say things like that here!

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hein? The mighty H, my closest female friend in London, is the woman who introduced Weatherall to Gillespie; about half a dozen ILXors have met her (and Sinker will confirm my story as H is his old work colleague). Who are you talking about?

Also, EB was 'dating' the manager with the funny trousers as a beard. For ages. Which meant that she could shag half a football team and not be known for it in the press. Duh.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Who are you talking about?

TRAGEDY!

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

which football team?
xpost

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Right, so chartwise we have:

1. Robbie
2. Chris Evans
3. Momus?
4. the rest of us?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

she had a thing with Rio back in the day when he was just a Hooch-guzzling upstart at West Ham, reasonably well documented. i agree that Victoria is the one RW didn't get his mucky paws on.

xpost

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm more interested in finding out which spice girl has shagged four out of five spice girls

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ken c OTM

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember the Rio thing... I was just wondering if there was a specific half a football team or if it was a metaphor... but not really.
xxp

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Duh, it's clearly Legz Akimbo C.

Windows XP

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I can exclusivly reveal that I HAVE SHAGGED ALL THE SPICE GIRLS!

(this makes me a better person than YOU)

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAVE SLAGGED ALL THE SPICE GIRLS

It's less yeasty and ultimately, more satisfying.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i've tasted Vanilla

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but he also plagiarized Woody Guthrie, so I have no prob w/the idea of him also plagiarizing someone else's sex life

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I doubt he remembers - when he was on The Farm, he claimed the drugs took his memories.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

no way no way!

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

don't get fresh with him

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I've had all of B*Witched.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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too many propositions was robbie's problem

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm awaiting for someone now to come up and declare they did the Spice Girls Grand Slam.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"If you wannabe my lover, you godda get with my friends" indeed.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

arrgh glands ram

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

glans ram? OH NO

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

where is this going, now?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"Too much of nothing is not enough."

Actually, that's shit.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

NEED MORE NOTHING!!!!!!!!

― Spice Girls (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

where is this going, now?

Weren't there some "Sporty has a secret willy" rumors flying around at the time?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

is that like a private dick?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm your private dick
A dick for money
Do what you want me to do
Just a private dick
A dick for money
And any old music will do

― Tony Turner (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

6 Become 1

― SlamDance (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Tony Turner, P.I.
(vs Geri Halliwell, Ate All The P.I.s)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(Could you imagine if B & C had a side-project called Legz Akimbo????)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I did get to make post 100 on this thread.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

According to a signed CD the SGs sent me 9 years ago, I'm a Spice Boy, which nevertheless makes me Robbie-exempt - yay.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah right

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

'ello spice boy

― dave bowie (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Somehow I think being a Spice Boy means you are actually chock full of Robbie.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't tell that to Jamie Redknapp

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it means I'm chock full of love from Emma, Mel B, Mel C, Victoria and Geri. The full fucking pre-'Goodbye' membership, motherfuckers!

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"full fucking"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(Don't let it pass you by!)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I repeat, 6 Became 1 that night. I still have Geri's hotpants.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

be a little bit wiser

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Put 'em on, put 'em on!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

(i actually have the 12")
http://www.kompaktkiste.de/cd/_abc/_s/storm22.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

that's my hand going through spice's hoop

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls, make a list,
Of all the times that you have caused me pain.
Girls, I must insist,
That you allow yourselves all the shame.
Just remember
How you would tell us lies,
Lies I trusted you and believed.
You tried to sacrifice
A love that satisfies
The feelings between you and me.

Spice Girls,
Why did you ever treat me so bad?
Oh, Spice Girls,
You know I'd give the best I ever had.
Oh, Spice Girls,
Why did you ever treat me so bad?
Oh, Spice Girls,
You know I'd give the best I ever had, oh.

Girls, I did resist.
I defended you right from the start.
Oh, Girls, I must confess
You took advantage of my inmost heart.
Just remember
That my words still are true,
And my love still applies to you,
And even though you lied,
And had to make me cry,
You need to realize I'm true true true!

To lie,
Or not to lie,
There is no question
That stopping now's the time.
You've told your last lie,
And I've cried my last cry!
Move over,
Don't do it over!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please, no more lies.

Hey Girls! Sing:
To lie,
Or not to lie,
There is no question
That stopping now's the time.
You've told your last lie,
And I've cried my last cry!
Don't do it over,
Cuz it's over!

― Leon Traino (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY GOD

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there anybody gone to listen to my story
All about the spice girls who came to stay?
She's the kind of spice girls you want so much
It makes you sorry;
Still, you don't regret a single day.
Ah spice g oh bollix to it.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

are you admiring my 12", dan?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

come to think of it, i don't want the spice to flow on my 12"

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I am admiring the 12" AND I am in awe of the "Girlfriend" filk/Ron Traino reference.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(i can't believe ken c hasn't jumped in yet)

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

He has and he's off getting his penicillin shot right now.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

oh he's getting his shot off alright

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

the thought of my 12" and the spices' hoop was simply too much for him. HE'S NOT MADE OF STONE!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You people make me sick.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I was too busy getting through 17 out of the 18 members of Morning Musume to bother about the Spice Girls. And now I'm too tired.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

But here's a photo of me on a date with Fowl Spice. She told me she was a Spice Girl, anyway. She certainly smelt like one.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the spice girls are getting shots off my peniscilln just now

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

DELETE KEN

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

momus the morning musume are all like 14 yrs old!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i sounded like i was shocked

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

No, you're thinking of Mini Moni, the pedo-ipod subset of Morning Musume.

― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean, when Wyclef said "How many mics do we rip on the daily?", he wasn't talking about recording equipment? Ew!

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 25 November 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"If you wannabe my lover, you godda get with my friends" indeed.
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), November 24th, 2004. (mark grout)

this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline too.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 25 November 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

nine years pass...

How the hell did I end up here!?

― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:41 (twelve years ago)

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