Swallow! It's good for you!

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(AP) --Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

just have a salt lassi instead

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

this is bad news for bukkake fans.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

And since I do some fundraising for Cancer Research, I think I should make it my goal to make this fact (FACT = proven by science) well known.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

girls. have a polo mint handy.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

cos the mouth is too big to fit, mark?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Gag - I refuse to stave off illness in this manner.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I had to reread that as at first I thought you wanted a gag.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

If it keeps him from thrusting his man in my mouth then yes, I'll have a gag please.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

after the break...boffins say 'throw away your exfoliating paraphenalia and say yes to the golden shower'

― Trevor McHiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

The cure:
Don't twitch don't shout don't think don't even breathe" she said
"Or the photograph will spoil and cut you off at the head"
So I was sweating
I was sweating like a fat lady would...
And I woke up
With a man inside my mouth
(This won't hurt at all... )

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

You beat Dan and I to the punch there!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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