Gene Simmons walking down the street minding his own business when a group of fat female Lithuanian wrestlers suddenly tackle him and jump up and down on his head until he dies would be funny

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― chantel-taylor, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no!
Oh no!
You've got it all wrong!
I think you think you're funny
but you're Calum Waddell!

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

KISS suck dick

― Frank Swedehead, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

SUCK kiss dick

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

oops.. i meant SUCK 'is dick

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

quiet

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ly?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe some Arabs will do him in. He doesn't like the arabs and he's a fat pig and I hate him. So there.

― Chantel_taylor, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to see you done in by some female Lithuanian wrestlers

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

What's his spice girl count?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

collect 2874 c-man threads for the answer

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ilcman.proboards38.com

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Miss Lithuania 2000:
http://www.terra.com/missworld/img/contestants/miss_lithuania.jpg

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"the arabs"

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

a great bunch of lads

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

better than "squaddies" too

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw him eating Ben & Jerrys with his family in the mall next to my work. He looks even less like "Gene Simmons" when he's eating ice cream with children.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

you think he'd use his tongue. ahem.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Would you like some Jimmies on that?"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

He's a fat bigoted little twat. He's also seriously misogynistic. Why does anyone sleep with him? Money? Is money it all it takes to feed the ego of a self centred warthog? We all know girls like their cash ad diamonds but really, this is taking the biscuit. Someone please give Gene's money to the poor and the third world. He's horrible. I'm right about all of this.

― Chantel_Taylor, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/k/Kiss/sq-gene-kiss-make-up-cover.jpg

"nyaaarrrgh, i stole your girlfiend"

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, he's pretty talk, Calum.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

TALL CALUM HE IS TALL CALUM

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

But then I'm sure it's his pretty talk, too.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You're just jealous because he's married to Shannon Tweed, aren't you?

― Creatures of the Sea (Medley) (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

He's tall and he's all pretty talk with that big ol' tongue by golly.

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope 1000 guys ball his daughter in the heinie and then let's see ow he feels about things. The idiot. Will someone please convince Gene to get in to a losing battle with a speeding bus?

― C+Taylor, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure she will feel ow about things after that.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Gene is so dumb he makes squaddies look bright. And that's hard.

― C+Taylor, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

calum Robert Wadell is a contributor to Dark Side magazine (Editor: Allan Bryce) and a member of the Mobius Home Video Forum

― *^(^^+*++, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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