Burger King can Kiss My Ass!

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Stupid turds!

― Gingerbread (Gingerbread), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If you expect this to be a thread, you'll have to be more specific.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's a helpful guide:

"[x company] has really irritated me lately. Why? Well, get this -- they [list of actions you find objectionable, questionable, idiotic, etc.]!! Dude, that is REALLY [objectionable/questionable/idiotic]!! Don't you think so?"

― Drama Queen Wannabe (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

why is sleeping neccessary?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

My mum is currently eating there for the sponge bob watches. It's like the opposite of supersize me or something.

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

she's losing weight at burger king?

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY DO YOU MAKE THOSE BIG BUFORDS ONLY NINETY NINE CENTS.. PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND CALL ME FAT. THAT'S NOT FAIR TO BLEACHY!

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Burker King in Hitchin is truly the worst place I've ever ate! They fucking microwaved my French Fries and my girlf's chunky fries were like trying to cew on a piece of salted cardboard. The seats were all ripped up and there was fag-ash all over the tables. Coupled with really loud garage music going over the top of the speakers, I needed a lie down after that!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i never go except for breakfast. bacon biscuit sandwich, yum.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoppers, french fries and fatheads... also, there's that crapload about being so fucking righteous!

― Gingerbread (Gingerbread), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

she's losing weight at burger king?
-- Miss Misery (texan...) (webmail), November 25th, 2004 7:51 PM. (thatgirl) (later) (link)

Nah, it's like a short term thing while she's on hols in the US. She is under some misapprehension that we (back here in Australia) want spongebob watches.

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot what they call burger in Australia.

― Gingerbread (Gingerbread), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

hungry jacks

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Whooops! I meant to say, I forgot what they call Burger King in AUSTRALIA.

― Gingerbread (Gingerbread), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah... thanks... the bastards!

― Gingerbread (Gingerbread), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Hungry Jacks can kiss my ass as well.

― Gingerbread (Gingerbread), Thursday, 25 November 2004 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

BK fucking broiler! I fucking hate BK!

― Gingerbread (Gingerbread), Thursday, 25 November 2004 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

You're just coming off as irrational. That's okay, too, I guess.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 25 November 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

What do you me "coming off?" It has been a long time since anyone has accused me of being rational!

― Gingerbread (Gingerbread), Thursday, 25 November 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost
Dog-Latin, you took your woman to BK? you a classy MoFo, I hope you let her get some extra cheese:-)

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 25 November 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

That Hungry Jack's thing always threw me. And the fact that they did, in fact, sell QUARTER POUNDERS at mcDonald's.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 26 November 2004 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Hungry Jacks has remained cos some smart guy in south australia bought the BK logo/branding but renamed it, way back then, and has hung onto it so BK couldnt get an inroad here, and had to buy him out or something? Is that right?

There are a few BKs here too, there was one in Swanston street for a while but it closed or went back to being a Hungry Jacks I think.

I swear if I heard the HJ's "Love it At! Hungry Jacks!" (sung to the tune of eminem, natch) I will kill something.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 26 November 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Argh, "if I hear it one more time" that should have read. I had a big lunch, I'm all sleepy.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 26 November 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the Whopper, fuck a Big Mac

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 26 November 2004 06:21 (twenty-one years ago)

onion ringz, dude

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Friday, 26 November 2004 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Dog-Latin, you took your woman to BK? you a classy MoFo, I hope you let her get some extra cheese:-)

Uh, we were hungry and in a rush. Normally we'd go to Wimpy.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 26 November 2004 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

bacon double cheese, if you please.

― contribute, Friday, 26 November 2004 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Fucking Burger King. Lame ass bullshit panned out as something else. Look at all that stupid posturing then that semi-nude thing... what a fucking shameless act of bullshit. I remember a time when the burger wars were about the shit between the buns! Now, look at the lame bitch...running around like any run of the mill stupid fucked in the ass whore.

― wild in the streets, Saturday, 27 November 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

If you eat their onion rings your soul won't be able to get into heaven.

― Apparently now known as (o )( o) (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 27 November 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Also it takes a long time to get that plastic taste out of your mouth.

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 27 November 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually went to Burger King for lunch with my mom and dad yesterday (on our way to Wisconsin) (it was the only place open on T-Day). I got the veggie Whopper, which is a regular Whopper without the hamburger patty. Surprisingly good, for being a lettuce, onions, pickles, ketchup, and mayo sandwich.

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Saturday, 27 November 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

When my wife was teaching in CA, many of her students who were vegetarians extolled the In 'n Out Burger minus the meat. If only they'd thought to call it the Virgin In 'n Out.

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 27 November 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I sorta like that the "veggie Whopper" is not on the menu, but all BK employees know about it. I wasn't sure of this, though I'd heard rumors. When I said, "can I get a Whopper, but without the meat?" the teenage cashier said "you mean a veggie Whopper." I said, "well, I don't want the veggie patty, I just want a Whopper without meat." She said, "yeah, we call that the veggie Whopper."

Isn't there some Calif. burger chain that has a secret menu? I don't remember if it's In 'n Out or Fatburger or what.

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Saturday, 27 November 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

In 'N' Out.
http://www.zenlemur.com/innout.shtml

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Saturday, 27 November 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Bitties in the BK lounge, All they do is beg and they scrounge
Bitties in the BK lounge, Bitties in the BK lounge
Bitties in the BK lounge, All they do is beg and they scrounge
Bitties in the BK lounge, Bitties in the BK lounge

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Saturday, 27 November 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I sorta like that the "veggie Whopper" is not on the menu, but all BK employees know about it.

In Scotland we have a secret item at Mcdonalds - Irn Bru. Apparently Coke wasn't happy about McDonalds selling it, so it doesn't have a sticker on the soda dispencer, but ask and you shall recieve.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 27 November 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The BK French Fry Revolution of 2001 certainly enriched my life. If only Wendy's would follow suit.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 27 November 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/hamburger/record-hamburger.jpg

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

Did you do a sexy dance on that?

― humansuit, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

Re: thread title -- I wouldn't allow Burger King anywhere remotely near the reach of kissing my ass!

― t**t, Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

xp: naw, I paid off the kid second to right

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

there are only two fast food products i can really get with these days: del taco's jalapeno, bacon and chicken quesadilla and burger king's tendercrisp chicken sandwich, which beats the pants off of any comparable chicken sandwich out there (i'm talking to you wendy's). for that, bk can definitely kiss my ass.

― strgn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

The tendergrill chicken sandwich is ace too - it's my ultimate "Where the fuck am I?" back up lunch.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

That or a grilled stuffed burrito from taco bell.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

the looks on everyone's face in the pic is priceless

― latebloomer, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

i had a chipotle burrito for lunch. i feel no guilt about eating there now since mcdonald's completely divested from them. plus, the carnitas with black beans and chili corn salsa is rather yum.

― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

I'm scoffing some quarter thing from BK right now. And the fries/burger are completely out of sync, heat-wise. Little bag of near-solid potato. Hmph. My ass is presented for their kissing.

― stet, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D02102005

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

One of those kids looks like he's trying to tip the burger, like a stripper.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

That is the most unsavory-looking innocent picture I've ever seen.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know why, but I think this is the funniest name for a thread ever.

― Bimble, Saturday, 21 July 2007 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

why the FUCK doesn't a TEXAS WHOPPER have fucking BARBECUE SAUCE you FUCKING HEATHENS

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

had bk today passed right through me like water. TMI

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

what a horrifying post

― "SEX" drought, 2 wisks (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

esp if you passed a burger and fries through your kidneys

― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

remind me to never eat there again. My ass is now flame broiled. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. I'd prefer going without the diarrhea.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

I thought the runs were an Extra Value Menu thing.

― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

urgh

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Friday, 22 October 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

everytime chris posts i'm so glad he's back, you rule poopsmcgee

― The Boondog Taints II: All Taints Day (stevie), Saturday, 23 October 2010 09:34 (fifteen years ago)

I love Burger King, why is McDonald's so metrosexual rich when Burger King tastes better!

― Remember the Dayne! (u s steel), Saturday, 23 October 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

the Burger King King mascot is a lot creepier than Ronald McDonald though...at least cuz they haven't shown Ronald's secret basement to the world yet

― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Saturday, 23 October 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/health/130201/burger-king-caught-horse-meat-scandal

― nostormo, Sunday, 3 February 2013 11:10 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsMLUkyCcAEjCmx.jpg

― goole, Thursday, 10 July 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

I can't wait to show my pride by violently shitting a rainbow half an hour after eating the Proud Whopper.

― Explanations Are Too Boring! (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 July 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)

four years pass...

Burger King introduces a range of boxed deals called “Real Meals,” including the Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Yaaas Meal and DGAF Meal, as part of Mental Health Awareness Month:

“Burger King restaurants understands that no one is happy all the time."https://t.co/Gk2Lj0ErO6
— NBC News (@NBCNews) May 2, 2019

who approved "pissed meal"

― frogbs, Thursday, 2 May 2019 16:26 (seven years ago)

Pissed Meal? Yeah, I'd hit it.

― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 May 2019 16:34 (seven years ago)

There should be a repository somewhere of those corporate attempts at relevance and/or hipness that weren't completely tone-deaf and ill-advised. I mean, I can't think of any off the top, but you figure there must be at least three or four accidental instances in the history of marketing, right?

― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 May 2019 16:48 (seven years ago)

Finally, Burger King is offering a salty meal!

― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:40 (seven years ago)

this is a great thread title

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:42 (seven years ago)

A kiss would be a pleasant change of pace from the things that Burger King has previously done to my ass.

― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:44 (seven years ago)

Burger King can Cream My Genes!

― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:46 (seven years ago)

I thought this revive was going to be about the impossible burger

― calstars, Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:47 (seven years ago)

their fries are so disgusting these days

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:01 (seven years ago)

I like them (I live England if that makes any difference).

― just another country (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:31 (seven years ago)

what is the over/under on how long the person who greenlighted "pissed meal" will keep that job

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:56 (seven years ago)

And when that actually comes to pass, what's the over/under on that person literalizing their creation through the medium of their ex-boss's catered lunch?

― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 May 2019 19:04 (seven years ago)

i can't imagine this campaign will *decrease* incidents of employee food tampering

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 2 May 2019 19:06 (seven years ago)

Working in Burger King / pissing on your onion rings

― just another country (snoball), Thursday, 2 May 2019 19:07 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPk7xazzAA

― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 2 May 2019 19:26 (seven years ago)

story belongs in the "shit that looks like an Onion article" thread

― One Eye Open, Thursday, 2 May 2019 20:13 (seven years ago)

this is an add for a burger

it's ok to #feelyourway pic.twitter.com/JiMDnzWCaI
— Burger King (@BurgerKing) May 1, 2019

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 2 May 2019 23:53 (seven years ago)

BK dropping this bomb just after the release of the Sonic trailer is just...I mean, the week has nowhere to go but down from this point, but I'll ride the high as long as I can.

― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:26 (seven years ago)

I don’t understand how the Yaaas Meal fits into the constellation of ‘unhappy meals’. Isn’t yaaas happy?

― One Eye Open, Friday, 3 May 2019 01:52 (seven years ago)

jfc can’t believe I just typed those words

― One Eye Open, Friday, 3 May 2019 01:55 (seven years ago)

"One Fuckmeal, please."

― jmm, Friday, 3 May 2019 01:58 (seven years ago)

Last four posts redeeming my faith in ilxhivemind

― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 May 2019 02:53 (seven years ago)

I thought this revive was going to be about the impossible burger

― calstars, Thursday, May 2, 2019 12:47 PM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SAME. its dumb how excited i am for this and pizza hut carrying vegan cheese this year.

― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Friday, 3 May 2019 03:26 (seven years ago)

The absurdity of this marketing campaign is directly proportional to how dire the outlook for BK is. The company has to take some drastic measures. I don’t think anyone would really be sad or even surprised if BK went under

― calstars, Friday, 3 May 2019 07:36 (seven years ago)

If only my financial adviser had known this.

― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Friday, 3 May 2019 12:20 (seven years ago)

[George Bush Sr.]
“Let’s see here- a PISSED meal? Well, that doesn’t sound very appetizing.”

[Secret Service Agent]
“Sir, why don’t you just get the DGAF meal?”

[George Bush Sr.]
“Ehh, that’s really more of a weekend thing, Ray”
— 𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏𝙇𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔 (@PortlandBadBoy) May 2, 2019

― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 3 May 2019 13:10 (seven years ago)

BK has a proud history of awful campaigns:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_4CIm66zRg

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 May 2019 13:11 (seven years ago)

I worked for BK for 2 years as a teenager so I'll always have a soft spot for it

we had so many weird promotions but probably my favorite one was the "Rodeo Whopper" which had all this Texas-style advertising, and we were encouraged to sell them so when I was on drive thru I would just yell "WELL HOWDY PARD'NER, HOW'D YALL LIKE A RODEO WHOPPER TODAY!??? YEEEEE HAWWW!!!"

― frogbs, Friday, 3 May 2019 13:31 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0KjqQZquys

― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 13:36 (seven years ago)

I'm now spending Friday morning watching old Burger King ads. This is fine.

― jmm, Friday, 3 May 2019 13:54 (seven years ago)

It's a nice change of pace from my usual Friday morning stroll through official websites from the mid-'90s.

― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 14:06 (seven years ago)

official movie websites, rather

― Ce Ce Penistongs (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 May 2019 14:07 (seven years ago)

I still see a glistening whopper whenever I hear “melt for you”

― brimstead, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:22 (seven years ago)

Upon further reflection I would love this title even more if it had been started by Mr. Snrub

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 May 2019 20:58 (seven years ago)

most thread titles would!

― cheese canopy (map), Friday, 3 May 2019 21:50 (seven years ago)

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