… and when he woke IT WAS STUCK TO HIS FACE!

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(silly jess thought he'd catched me out the silly, so this is in honour of his ulysses snooze this morning)

my pal rae was once discovered blotto and kipping at a party, w.her face delicately resting on the rim of a tupperware salad bowl: the red mark was still visible two days later

what is the most comical or scary or yukky thing you have had adhere to your visage when you awoke?

― mark s, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

fake answer = ulysses! (ha ha, sez i.)

real answer = pair of panties. (oh shut up harvell you twit, we're sick of yer probably made up sex conquests. AH HAH! but i woke up alone - in between gurlfreunds - home from a night of blotto-ing after seeing my ex-roommate in a very, very bad play indeed. whither these underpants came from is one of the great mysteries of my life.)

it's a wonder i'm not toxic like a sailor in thailand on shore leave.

runner up = jar of peanut butter. resting comfy on my chest, it's contents smeared all over the length of my face.

(jess = sleepwalker? one time i got up from a dead sleep and just HAD TO HAVE orange...stuff... the next morning an entire box of creamsicles was empty and the OJ was half gone, all sitting on the kitchen counter.)

― jess, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now that Jess is done talking to himself...*thinks*...hm. I've mentioned the hamster wandering around my pillow before, I think.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of all the things I expected someone to mention in this thread, a hamster is way down on the list. I would probably still have screaming nightmares if I woke up with a hamster stuck to my face.

Having said all that, my answer is: a cat's ass.

― Dan Perry, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And you don't wake up with screaming nightmares about that?

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CLEARLY I DO. This is why I cannot comprehend your seemingly-blase reaction to waking up with a rodent attached to your cheek.

(I was originally going to make a lame joke about you posting to the wrong thread and redirecting you to "What's the most unacceptable thing to come out of your ass?", but that was too obvious a joke even for me. Still, I wanted to reassure everyone that I'd considered it.)

― Dan Perry, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is why I cannot comprehend your seemingly-blase reaction to waking up with a rodent attached to your cheek.

Well, it was a cute furry hamster and all. I was a bit surprised at first, sure. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rodent + face = NOT CUTE. I pity the foolish hamster that tries to get jiggy with my goatee.

― Dan Perry, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh no...it's just not safe to drink anything around here is it? *cleans MORE diet coke off the screen*

― Kim, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"but i woke up...in between gurlfreunds"
See, you ARE showing off.

― DG, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not my face, but I did dump a dirty diaper on my dad's face when he was sleeping.

― Kerry, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had an ex who was fond of arabian goggles while i was asleep. There may even be photographs.

― anthonyeaston, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Vodka jelly. *Ugh*

― Trevor, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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