Chelsea muder hunt?!

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Any ideas floating on ILX? Arjen Robben?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Cold blooded...

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Just for the record I am NOT suggesting Arjen Robben is a murderer, I was JOKING. I think he's a fucking fantastic footballer, even if he did go to the wrong London title challengers. Sorry, HOLDERS.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

and that's a joke in norway?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

They handed the stockbroker guy an envelope before shooting him. Surely this is the sort of thing criminals only actually do in films?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 09:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. Wrong dead banker.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I never realised that Banking was such a high risk industry.

― 3underscore (___), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I like to think that this is the work of a super-principled anti-capitalist assassin who has taken it upon himself to rid the world of some of its greediest people.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The headline on the newsstands was "City boss murdered in Chelsea". I thought, my God, Mourihno is a really bad loser. Best let them have the title.

Obviously a tragic, horrible way to die, but this story took up the entire first five pages of last night's Evening Standard - he was part of the Monckton family, a "witty, decent man of integrity", this is where Bill Wyman and other various celebs live, blah blah blah. If it had been some 17-y-o in Peckham or Hackney it would've been page 14 with the vague suggestion it was their own fault.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I know; 'I became incredibly wealthy and moved away from the grubby crime infested areas, but they followed us to nice places like Chelsea. It's not on.' But more tellingly, given the readership is more skewed to out-of-towners, is that it will reassure everyone commutting to Essex and Hertfordshire that they've made the right choice to buy a pile in the sticks. And reasurring readers is a sure-way to retain them. The Standard, as hateful as it is, provides wonderful windows into the existential fears of the middling-to-wealthy.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this was going to be a thread about how Chelsea Clinton had gone on a rampage of muder and was now being hunted down by the cops.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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