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or taking sides Noah vs Shem Vs Ham vs the animals

anthony, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like a good ham myself. Preferably on a pizza base with pineapple and mozzer.

Trevor, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

bloody jepeth always gets left out. poor thing

Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Didn't Noah's kids get him drunk once and watched him naked? Oh no, wait, it was Lot's daughters who got him drunk and then slept with him. I love the Bible!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two top biblical characters = onan and uz!!

mark s, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be aCanaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his 1servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. And Noah lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years. And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.

That's from the Bible, folks, Genesis, Chapter 9, Verses 20-29. Thanks be to God.

Madchen, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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