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Today, I reached for the face soap and noticed on top was carved out the word "PEARS" and immediately thought "CAN JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF." Then, I wondered just what the hell Pears Can Just Fuck Right Off actually means by that. Is he against the fruit? The soap?

― Triple Ho, Thursday, 6 January 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

When looking at p0rn I often see twats and associate it with this very forum.

Tee hee.

― CC72, Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe it is the fruit, as originally hated by Eddie Izzard. Although at first I thought a person called Pears had offended in some way.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Although at first I thought a person called Pears had offended in some way.

I thought that, too. So, Eddie Izzard hates pears?

― Triple Ho, Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Best not think about it, really.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i commonly receive service calls on my system from an operator named 'JAllen' and I always think the J stands for 'Jaunty'.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

at washington's dullest airport
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/kenjuggle2/tracer.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

there's an estate agents on Clerkenwell Rd called Robert Waddell

― Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't you mean Callum Roberts? I drove past it in the bus yesterday and was thkning just the same thing.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

that's the one.

― Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep thinking of Joe Levy, ever since I jokingly g00gl3p00f3d his name and miccio thought I was afraid he was gonna come and get me. The power of suggestion. Is he lurking around ILX?

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I just asked the Pears question before.

You just asked it.

Has the world started to collapse inwards or do you just REALLY want to know?

― Starry (hello chickens), Thursday, 6 January 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

So oranges can fuck off, that’s what I say! And pears can fuck right off too! 'Cause they’re gorgeous little beasts, but they’re ripe for half an hour ... and you’re never there! They’re like a rock, or they’re mush! ... Pears are like a rock, so you think, "I’ll take them home and they’ll ripen up," and you put them in a bowl, and they sit there going, "No! No! Don’t ripen yet! Don’t ripen yet! Wait till he goes out of the room! Ripen now! Now! Now!" And you come back in, and you go, "I’ll just have one of these ... Hey, these pears are dead! These are dead pears, man. Hey, what happened, guys?"

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

(From Eddie Izzard, Definite Article)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"Le singe est sur le branche"

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, that's great!

― Triple Ho, Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

He's in love with Benjamin Britten.

― *, Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i love izzard. he did the same schtick with the hot/cold faucet in the shower.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

it's really all about his impression of a pear ripening very quickly.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Huge Stalinist fuck-off oranges, like Das Boot

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I do this all day long.

― le president de burundi, Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have to answer this question.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

but there is no question!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

...so did we just achieve enlightenment?

― .adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.turtletrack.org/Art/Suzanne/Roxy,2_1.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://troms.kulturnett.no/musikk/images/ned_logo.jpg

― chaki in charge (chaki), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

offline? What is this thing called "offline"?

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 7 January 2005 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"spontaneously"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Today, I reached for"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"face soap"

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"against the fruit"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"on top"

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"carved out"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Chaki, I love you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

There is a cactus by my house that looks a lot like Momus.

― svend (svend), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Does it sing?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost:
Better send a Robocowboy out to check it out

xxpost:
Gotta do it like this, like Chaki and Joanie
'Cause she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni!

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

It has an eyepatch.

― svend (svend), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

wow

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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