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these aren't a great way to find work are they?

Don't Be Lazy Let's Get Crazy Cash Paid Daily Just Call Hailey 217555-2748

― John (jdahlem), Monday, 17 January 2005 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i have not called yet but i am so going to

― John (jdahlem), Monday, 17 January 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The only jobs that go in there are the ones where you're expected to quit before noon.

― Huk-L, Monday, 17 January 2005 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

omg i just called and i didn't realize it but it was the SAME FUCKING NNUMBER AS THE OTHER ONE I STARTED A THREAD ABOUT...same goddamn company, same girl, same address. i asked her if "hailey" or "jodi" actually exist and she said they were "managers within her firm" and NO I COULD NOT SPEAK TO THEM and when i asked her for details on what i'd be doing if i did apply at the address given she was all "well that depends on your qualifications"...i am freaking here.

i also actually asked her when she picked up the phone if all classifieds ads in this (semi-major) paper go thru her because every one i've dialed (ok, 2) have...i'm sofuckingparanoid.

― John (jdahlem), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

HAVE the gift of gab? Never met a stranger? WHy not put those skills to use! $6/hr plus bonuses, contests, benefits...

A.) It's obvious that this this is about telemarketing.
B.) What kind of sick, sadistic contests will one be competing in at this job?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i just realized that i am in a thomas pynchon novel. this is a problem.

actually i think i think i'm a character WITHIN a pynchon novel. this is a bigger problem.

― John (jdahlem), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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