Bush Does Yoga?

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― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i find the comments on the left-hand side amusing. ;)

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i find you amusing

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

are you flirtin, hot stuff?

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i sure am, sweetie

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

you should do yoga in my bush

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:55 (twenty-one years ago)

your bush is too stinky. but thanks.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Your mom's bush has family values.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

PERVERTALISM

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yo mama is so republican

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

that she named her bush george

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

is teh kerry did teh yoga he would have won teh election.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:05 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

your mom's bush put my face into a red state.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

your mom fucks pirates

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

why don't you ever call me anymore, cauliflower?

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

because i found jesus.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i hear he's hung like this *stretches arms*

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

so catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they see a little kid.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

a rabbi walks into a bar. "oy".

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

considering yoga practices number in the hundreds, maybe thousands of years in terms of their history, it's not so surprising that at least one reprehensible person would engage in it.

ie. "Toyotas good for jihad."

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

oh shit i know how your joke ends. someone told it to me in the last week!

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Toyotas are a form of jihad in their own little way.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - that was the punchline.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

so the priest says "let's screw him" and the rabbi says "out of what?"

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

clergymen are comedy gold, i tell ya

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Why haven't you contributed to my Defend Kim Mitchell thread, Judas?

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I genuinely believe the world would be ten per cent better off if Bush did Yoga

― Nellie (nellskies), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

who?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post
that's the joke, you anti-semite!

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i come not to praise kim mitchell

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the world would be better off if bush did your mom

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder if russell simmons has approached bush about this yet

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

xxpost
that's what the chicken said to the egg.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm embarrassed by how little i know about shitty 80s canadian rockers, star

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

mcshmool: but you have made kim mitchell come?

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:39 (twenty-one years ago)

buddy, if you cannot appreciate a platinim blonde, mitsou, or alanna myles, you are not my friend anymore. *tears up*

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard that Norah Jones song about not coming on the soft rock station today.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Norah Jones has a crush on me. But I told her that I didn't go for that whole fame thing. She was sad.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

this was before the mover guy dropped the vial of coke on my parents' rug.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i hope you didn't snort it off the floor.

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

no, i didn't want my life to be a norah jones song.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i think my friend todd had a siogned poster of alannah myles on his wall when he was 12

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:52 (twenty-one years ago)

a new religion that will bring you to your knees vs. i d0n't know why i didn't come

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh please. The seond term window is very short and they don't have control of it yet and need to sell heavily to their left so all of a sudden the NYT profiles Bush's democratic best friend, Bush gives prominent MLK speech, Ken Mehlman (Ken Mehlman) plays footsy with some pro-choice dude, Bush does yoga, etc. See, he's not like you thought. He's really a blue state guy as much as a red state guy. He just wants to destroy government. You don't mind, do you?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

todd is my friendster!

― Star Cauliflower (Star Cauliflower), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Yoga Man Roll Call

― .ada.m. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

er...

(I was reading this on my blackberry. And very quickly.)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

lol

― Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure, but he does it in a Christian way. Translation: pussy.

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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