Is there anything you can do to dessert wine to make it taste nicer by the gulp and possibly make you drunker?

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I need to know.

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Add vodka.

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

GHB is your friend

― ()()ps, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I can add whisky. And juice! And tonic! I hate it when I'm alone in the house, and yet I need to get drunk, but I can't find anything tasty. Why does the urge always strike after the shops are shut? I mean, you'd think I could have some foward planning and just keep a little stockpile of alcoholic products and mixers. But no. That just ensures I drink it all sooner, when I don't really want to, other than feeling like I have to just because it's there.

Anyway, will that combination work?

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

No. Go get some everclear or some such swill, you godless heathen amateur!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Solution: Drink the whiskey and juice and tonic in any combination you like until that's all gone. Drink the wine after. It should taste good then.

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Add vodka.
-- Snoozefest (b2the...), January 19th, 2005.

goddamn you
I opened this thread to post that exact thing.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

These are all very interesting suggestions! Thank you!

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

This isn't going to end up like that time I started drinking a concotion similar to this in the afternoon and then ran over all the cars on my street on the way to the pub, lay down in front of my friends house in the middle of the road, crawled around on the floor of said pub and then woke up on the floor of my living room, is it?

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Who cares? It's party time.

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

True, and it's not like I can wake up naked with my pants in the toilet again. Well, not while suffering the embarassment of having all the party guests walking past my room, with the door conveniently open.

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I could always leave the front door open and hope, though.

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

get one dignity.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

haha sorry. have fun man!!

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That's ok!

I'm surprised at how nice this tastes.

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

GET ONE MOSCATO D'ASTI

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, dignity has it's place. It's just I forgot where it was.

Sorry.

I thought this was the board where everyone always gets drunk and posts... it is that board, right?

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dignity is 2 inches deep up the rectum of a perty young whore. But it only has one property: flavor. So you must taste it. That's why they say people have "taste."

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Alas, I see I am far too cheap to be able to afford any dignity!

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Mr. Doolittle

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Tonguing the ass of a cheap, ugly whore will at least afford you some dignity. Better than none, right?

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

How cheap is she?

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I fear you overestimate my wealth.

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

One thing's for sure. Rimming cheap whores will make that dessert wine look a lot more appealing.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Watch out for bleeding sores. There's no dignity in that!

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm drinking it in a rather dignified way and everything. I have no idea where this whole "no dignity" idea started!

It's dignified out of a mug, right?

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

On second thought, they might be a special concentration of dignity. Pop 'em open and suck out the juice!

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew a sex worker, once. Is that the nice way of putting it?

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

A nice way of putting it is up her bum, between her tits and in her mouth!

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

She was a *person*, man!

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

We all need it.

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

(please ask me "what")

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

(it's not like I can lose my dignity now, right?)

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The Invis-ee-uh-bull Touch!

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Whores are invisible?

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

The touch is (it's a tastebud sensation and you can't see a flavor!)

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

How much dignity do you have?

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Leave it on its side in a winecellar for a century or two?

― Max Trevitt, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't even know it was dessert wine for a while. I thought it was port.

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

How much dignity do you have?

Craploads.

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe I should try that nail+head trick.

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

People who slug down dessert wine need a bullet.

― papa november (papa november), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You can send one in the mail.

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

He means Silver Bullet (Coors Light).

― Snoozefest, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't I have full strength?

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

I just left a glass of dessert wine out for a day, and upon tasting it found it to be far nicer and more drinkable than the wine still in the bottle. So, the answer would appear to be "let it denature slightly".

― Just got offed, Friday, 6 June 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

I have never tried Boone's Farm, Arbor Mist or MD 20/20.

― Abbott, Friday, 6 June 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

Hmm, not sure about that. I usually take mine cold. I can't imagine why anyone would want to do anything to a good dessert wine as they are delicious.

Having said that I prefer mine cold my favourite is a red one - Quady Elysium Black Muscat - very sweet, and I prefer that at room temperature.

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 June 2008 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

The morning of my 21st birthday I woke up to my best friend tipping a bottle of Mad Dog into my mouth. It had been left open all night. I don't remember it being particularly drinkable.

― en i see kay, Friday, 6 June 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

Also Cline Late Harvest Mourvedre (a bit more expensive). Another sweet sweetie.

― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 6 June 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

i bet you don't xp

― Kerm, Friday, 6 June 2008 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

I much prefer dessert wine to normal wine (much as I prefer fortified wines or ports), but nice as the stuff we were drinking last night is, gulping down the rest of the glass tonight was an exquisite pleasure.

― Just got offed, Friday, 6 June 2008 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe it was a placebo effect due to drinking it slowly, as I was trying to periodically fish a tiny dead insect from the saccharine depths.

― Just got offed, Friday, 6 June 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

Oh my, that would have completely spoilt the wine for me.

― Abbott, Friday, 6 June 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

That said, my friend poured my some Carlo Rossi into a lager glass night, and a bunch of loose tobacco and a dead gnat floated to the top. *shrugs* You can't deny someone their hospitality.

― Abbott, Friday, 6 June 2008 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

Charming! I have friends who keep glasses as ashtrays, but such a faux pas hasn't yet arisen.

― Just got offed, Friday, 6 June 2008 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

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