Because I love you, and because it is Hasselhoff.

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― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Via http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/2005/01/prepare_to_lose_your_mind.php

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Is he the new Coles mascot?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

OGODOGODOGOODOOGOD THE HASSELPUBES

― Masked Gazza, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

that is the worst picture on the intrernet

― :| (....), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck you.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

fucking motion sickness of that thing

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

off

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

didn't think it was possible for a .gif to offend all five senses.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

you could smell it???!?!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I CAN'T SEE IT??!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU'RE LUCKY!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I WANT TO SEE IT!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Click on the link!

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY GOD MY MIND IS BLOWN
(AND MAYBE A LOAD IS TOO!)

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I clicked on the link! Still nothing!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

same here :\

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

omg it blew up the server!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, I hate the Internet.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

In the layer of HELL where only the most karma-debt-laden LOST SOULS end up, THIS is what they see on MTV instead of that White Stripes video.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

You should be able to click the link now and see it!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Egad! More psychic pollution!

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

you could smell it???!?!

-- ken c

in my mind, it's awful. like a pile of armpits left inside an old car with closed windows and plastic upholstery on a 103 degree day.

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

AMAZING

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 20 January 2005 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I just sent this to a friend via IM. by "just" I mean twenty minutes ago. Silence has been the response.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 January 2005 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

so...wrong

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 20 January 2005 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Aah, the explosive force of The Hoffenator.

― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear sweet Jesus, Casuistry. Where'd you get this thing, "100 mind fucks to cast out to enemies and targets of interrogation in military prison"?

I was chatting about this .gif with a friend of mine over AIM and we both agree that someone needs to sell brain-scrubbers for this sort of thing. She herself said that this image would produce nightmares and I exclaimed that the reactions to the image are the only positive thing it could ever produce.

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

at first glance, before the picture swallows up the screen (and my soul), it looks like the mini-hasselhoff on his crotch is actually his bare hasselcock.

― Lingbertt, Sunday, 23 January 2005 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

*throws lysol at her screen*

― Madchen (Madchen), Sunday, 23 January 2005 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

When your crotch has gone recursive
Hasselhoffian and worsive
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Now there is joy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

NOOOOOOOO.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 25 March 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

Even worse!

She declares: “The petitioner (Hasselhoff) has abused alcohol and drugs for over 16 years and as a result is often intoxicated and either violent and uncontrollable or completely incapacitated.

“He frequently loses control of his bladder and bowels, urinating and defecating himself.”

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

aggggh Ned stop

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Okay so I would link it but youtube is a no-no with my internet activity patrollin' boss, so here's what you guys do: go to youtube.com, and put in the search engine the words "hasselhoff" and "hooked", and be prepared to have your MIND BLOWN.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

son I saw that when I was 15!!! old skoooool

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

i'm afraid.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

that video is basically an admission of guilt

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

defecating himself

AH great, now there's the mental image of him doing this in that photo upthread, the jetstream of effluent fountaining out of his ass like a spurtin' oil well, propelling him towards the camera, him grinning all the while.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

uh, thanks

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

yup, a messerschmitt of shit, jet-powered and outflying anyone else in the luftwaffe

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, let me now apologize.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Well I think you've learned your lesson.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

it's friday and i'm bored.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/oscars/oscars2000/david_hasselhoff/oscars.jpg

in happier times

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I am even more bored, alas I clicked on this thread.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

eight years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY#t=12

― poxy fülvous (abanana), Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:58 (eleven years ago)

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