Swingers need deporter to do voluntary work at an animal sanctuary in Cambodia

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I imagine they are pretty horrible individuals.

For me, I'd only swing if Holly Valance was involved. Or maybe Rachel stevens. But then you see these TV programmes and the swingers all TOTAL MUNTERS. Yuck.

― Moral Mick, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

It's true! Not that I would, even if HV or whoever was involved. But the 'moral' seems to be, they must really be desperate to have sex all the time, if that's who they do it with. (I went to an orgy once, I was nearly sick. That's not actually true at all, but that's what would happen)

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just grotty you know. What is it Leslie Nielsen says in The Naked Gun about liking his sex one on one?

Orgies are vile. Relationships are about SACRIFICE, sexually as well as everything else. If you can't do that then you should remain single ya fecking pig.

That's my thought anyway.

― Moral Mick, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

no, you had that other thought, once, right?

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Relationships are about SACRIFICE, sexually as well as everything else.

Human sacrifice? You must not be much fun.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I once got into an argument with some woman at a bar who was bragging about her swinging lifestyle, saying they'll just put the kids to bed earlier than normal and have at it late at night. I told her that her priorities were fucked, if parents were doing that shit in the house with the kids around. She called me a prude, I told her, "I've fucked hundreds! But I don't have kids!", and we had at it.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"we had at it" meaning you both got it on together, right?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

yes in front of the kids too, I'm a real hypocrite

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

zzzzzzing!!!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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