whoa. http://www.deadmaneating.com/ that's kinda intense

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i found this link on one of my favorite sites www.memedex.com (they review a new site a day) it's kinda sick to see what these death row inmates ate on their last meal. wtf. there truly is a website for everything.

owen reading, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Their decision to open a cafepress store seems ill-advised.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

umm i didn't even see that. that is really ridiculous.

owen reading, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

20 beef tacos, 20 beef enchiladas, two double cheeseburgers, a pizza with jalapenos, fried chicken, spaghetti with salt, half of a chocolate cake and half of a vanilla cake, cookies and cream ice cream, carmel pecan fudge ice cream, a small fruit cake, two Coca-Colas, two Pepsi-Colas, two root beers and two orange juices

Wait, you shit yourself when you die, right?

Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

and how!

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

What's with all the fried chicken, fer chrissakes? I like fried chicken as much as the next guy, but I don't want it to be my last earthly pleasure. Inmates lack culinary imagination, clearly.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

before you jump all over me, this is a joke, ok?

so:




since black men are more frequently sentenced to death, fried chicken would naturally be a favourite for last meals.

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

add *The South* to your equation as well
divide by *Evil is Banal*

Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I assumed it was a cultural thing as well.

Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd order the most expensive things I could find. that I liked of course. fried chicken seems like a very unpleasant last meal to me.

owen reading, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I would eat like 50 White Castle burgers for my last meal, knowing full well that I wasn't going to be alive to have to deal with the consequences. And also that my executioners WOULD.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

before you jump all over me, this is a joke, ok?

Y'know, if you gotta make excuses and explanations before you make the joke...

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

since black men are more frequently sentenced to death, fried chicken would naturally be a favourite for last meals.

I mean, were we supposed to slap our thighs and groan "Ohhhh, it's funny because it's TRUE!" ?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd order the most expensive things I could find. that I liked of course. fried chicken seems like a very unpleasant last meal to me.

There's a $20 limit, i believe.

zombie tupac, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

no, you were supposed to go "AH U R SO OFFENSIV & BIGOTY!"

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah that joke was offensive but on the other hand let's not pretend that 1) diet is not connected to class / ideas of class (i work in the gourmet food industry so i should know) and 2) poor or undereducated people are just way more likely to get executed in this country.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

What do you expect? "I'd like a potatoe souffle and some foie gras, good fellow."

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

no one that I could find went the gourmet route.
even the rare steak man seems to want to pile on the side crap.

Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"a goblet of hemlock"

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"i, charlie starkweather, do request for my last meal roulade of wild pheasant with reduction of raspberry and truffle, in honor of my namesake, hrh charles ferdinand prince of france, duc de berry, unjustly assassinated by ultaroyalist antibourbonists, february 14, 1820"

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Can they get food from "outside" or does it all come from, like, the prison cafeteria?

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)


One of the fried chicken people was a white supremacist.

Yr3k (dymaxia), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Chefs etc. on death row tend to order gourmet dishes. Honestly though, if it was my choice, I'd probably get a pizza or a burger.

One of the fried chicken people was a white supremacist.
-- Yr3k (41x4my...), January 19th, 2005.

Perhaps he was doing it to be ironic.

Sasha (sgh), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Then why didn't he order some watermelons too?

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

NO SUSHI?

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)


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