I unfortunately lost a front tooth a year ago. I had the dentist make the fake tooth 1/4 shade lighter so that I could "bleach my teeth up." The difference is totally _not_ noticeable. In order for super-self-conscious ME to be able to notice the difference, I have to stand in the bathroom with the light coming in from an angle and half-close my mouth in a weird way. Then, I can barely tell that the fake tooth is a _little bit_ brighter. Nobody else can tell. It's not like when you see the guy with one glowing tooth or anything.
For the last year, I have been using Colgate whitening toothpaste w/ peroxide, Crest White Strips and the more powerful (though messier) Night Effects goop. I've also used 2 kinds of Rembrandt toothpaste. All in all, I'd say I spent $300 on White Strips and Night Effects and different toothpastes, which I've been using non-stop for a year now.
There's no difference. And I'm done risking tongue cancer and wasting lots of money for no difference.
This was a public service announcement for people who "seem to see a difference," as I thought I did for many months. It's just not possible, though. There is no difference. I do not drink coffee or tea or dark juices, either.
― Newsflash Man, Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Newsflash Man, Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)
― Miles Finch, Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Newsflash Man, Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Newsflash Man, Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Miles Finch, Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Newsflash Man, Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)
Maybe those don't work, but my boss got a teeth-whitening procedure done and there was a definite improvement. Before, his teeth were disgustingly yellow, but now they are so white that they're blinding, like that episode of Friends...
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Newsflash Man, Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)
I've been using whitening toothpaste for about 18 months. I can see the difference, and so can other people, though not so much people I've seen regularly due to it being transitional.
― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)
(I've never seen two middle fingers in an Xmas photo before and therefore proclaim said pic to be even more genius.)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Newsflash Man, Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)