Imagine giving birth to a 17-pound/8 kg baby

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Like this woman did.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40741000/jpg/_40741809_ademiltonap203bdy.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 20 January 2005 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

GUH!

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Thursday, 20 January 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Once this woman get out of the hospital, Shaq is in so much trouble!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 20 January 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

My dad was 14 pounds and like 23" long!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 January 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The heaviest baby ever born was 29lbs or something. Think about that.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 20 January 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

[insert hilarious joke]

― Huk-L, Thursday, 20 January 2005 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

that is one fatass baby.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 20 January 2005 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

That is not a baby, that's a turkey.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 20 January 2005 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Caesarian? Phew. I was thinking the worst sort of rippage...

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't imagine giving birth to a one-pound log, let alone a six-pound baby, let alone...

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Can you clap? See I told you.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

How fat were we all when born?

I was 10 pound 11 oz. Pretty darn big.

― Mil (Mil), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"ADEMILTON"

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

(fatass)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

if i had the time i'd photoshop an array of beer cans strewn around the baby

― Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish this thread was entitled "FAT FUCKING BABY!"

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The day my daughter was born there was some other father at the nursery window showing off his 15 lb. heifer. He was tickled to death, and I was like, "Dude, go be with your wife, she must be miserable," and he was like, "She don't want me anywhere near her right now," all grinnin' and shit.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

And people wonder why I dont want kids.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

MICHAEL WHITE YOU ARE A KING AMONG MEN

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I should have known that the someone who would remember that punchline would be you, Dan.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Our baby was 9 lbs. when she came out of the womb. And we thought THAT was huge!

― mike a, Friday, 21 January 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Did the mother have gestational diabetes? That can lead to extra big babies.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 21 January 2005 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah she did. why is that tokyo rosemary? a couple of people have told me that. more blood sugar in the mum's system?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 21 January 2005 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure why, I just know that it happens. It happened with Dolly Sinatra and her baby Frank.

(Then again I was only 6 or 7 pounds and my mom had gestational diabetes.)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 21 January 2005 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

My husband was apparently 15lbs when he was born. I told him he should bow down at his mothers feet and apologise.

― papa november (papa november), Friday, 21 January 2005 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

holy crap, that is terrifying.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 21 January 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I wz 10 lbs. 4 ounces

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 21 January 2005 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit. Ladies and gents, I have one thing to say about all this -- ADOPTION.

*reminds self to schedule appointment with gyn to find out about hysterectomies and tubal ligations*

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 21 January 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(i.e., people thought I didn't want to give birth to children BEFORE....)

― Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 21 January 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

oh man I heard something about this in an elevator but I didn't want to eavesdrop, I thought maybe it was like the sister of one of the people I was sharing an elevator with. Thanks for the info, the internet solves all mysteries.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 21 January 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Many thanks to my b/f Richard who sent me this link. I'm expecting his baby in May so am now feeling full of confidence. Hmmmmm, wonder how he'd feel if he had to shit a genetically modified coconut?

― Preggy Ju, Friday, 21 January 2005 13:18 (twenty-one years ago)

*reminds self to schedule appointment with gyn to find out about hysterectomies and tubal ligations*

just had a scan of my ovaries. they pumped contrast fluid in my uterus. my mother had warned me it'd hurt like hell. uh, that was an understatement. i wanted to strangle the doctor but was in too much pain.

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Friday, 21 January 2005 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Funnily, my pregnant GLW send *me* this. It reminds me of that episode of The Goodies where Tim Brooke-Taylor gives birth to Bill Oddie.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 21 January 2005 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

For Stevem:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/fatkid.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 21 January 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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