The Movies of the Future!

Title:        Snakes on a Plane
Log line:  An assassin unleashes lethal snakes aboard a packed passenger jet over the Pacific Ocean in order to eliminate a witness in
protective custody. The rookie pilot and frightened passengers must band together to survive.
Writer:     John Heffernan and David Loucka
Agent:      Ben Smith of ICM (Heffernan) and Matt Leipzig of Original Artists (Loucka)
Buyer:      New Line Cinema
Price:        n/a
Genre:      Thriller
Logged:    6/28/04
More:        C/W Productions' Don Granger will produce.  Ronny Yu will direct.  Project was originally set up at MTV Films.

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Title:         Generation S.L.U.T. (Sexually Liberated Urban Teens)
Log Line:   Centers on the promiscuity and emotional detachment among contemporary teenagers and their unnerving contemporary attitudes toward gun violence, sexual assault, parenting and suicide in a brutal high school social scene.

Title:        Untitled Sean Hayes Comedy
Log Line:  A social misfit seems like he'll finally be free of his domineering mother, until her soul leaps into his body right after her fatal accident.

Title:        The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Log Line:  A high school girl finds a sense of purpose after joining a radical feminist group.

Title: Yours, Mine and Ours
Log Line: Two single parents, one with 10 children and one with eight, fall in love and elope but have to contend with the kids' attempts to sabotage their union.
Writer: Ron Burch, David Kidd, Bob Hilgenberg and Rob Muir
Agent: Chris Silbermann of BWCS (Burch and Kidd) and Sandy Weinberg of Summitt Talent & Literary & mngr. Paul Nelson of Mosaic Media Group (Hilgenberg and Muir)
Buyer: MGM and Paramount Pictures
Price: n/a
Genre: Comedy
Logged: 1/21/05
More: Remake. Robert Simonds will produce. Raja Gosnell is in negotiations to direct. Dennis Quaid will star.

What would've happened if she'd answered the phone?

SEE HE'S NOT GAY IN THIS ONE, HE JUST HAS AN EFFEMINATE SOUL!!

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME!?!?

i actually basically wrote this exact script. But, uhh, as a comedy. With psychics.

Title: Coach Snoop
Log Line: A rapper learns to be a good father through coaching his son's youth football team.
Writer: Mark Gibson and Philip Halprin
Agent: William Morris Agency and atty. Warren Dern
Buyer: 20th Century Fox
Price: $1 million
Genre: Drama Comedy
Logged: 12/10/04
More: Pitch. Based on Snoop Dogg's real-life experiences. The pitch was part of a bidding war. Mandeville Films' David Hoberman and Todd Lieberman will produce. Snoop Dogg will executive produce. Snoop Dogg will star in.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

this is one of the longest query letters i've ever seen, but it's really funny:

This story tells the answers to why and where the great pyramids came from and tells it through an adventure ride through time. It begins in the year 2365. "In the shadows of a maximum security government research base, a bald feeble looking man appears instantaneously 20 feet above the ground where he floats in free space for a fraction of a moment and then slams to the ground shattering his leg. The man cautiously drags himself through the yard of the facility, until he finds a window to a basement. He breaks the window and while climbing inside he picks up a piece of the jagged glass and takes it with him. He makes his way to an old, musty storage room and struggles to dig his way to the bottom of a junk pile where he finds an empty storage crate. The man rips out a handful of hair from his chest and jams it into a plastic bag that he found buried in an old fermenting trash can. He then tunnels himself to the bottom of the crate and gashes his wrists with the glass to his quick painful death."

The story then shifts another 75 years into the future. The same man is with a group of scientist. They are experimenting with time travel and believe they can send object back in time, but they have no way to return them to the present. They decide to send one person through. The goal is to have the man save DNA and then kill himself. He does so, and when they find his DNA, they use cloning to bring him back to life and he has a full memory of everything. That is how they travel back into the future.

The world is at war and there is much despair. The team of 8 scientists decide to all go back into time to four different periods. Each team has a mission to change the outcome of the world. The first three teams that are traveling must accomplish their tasks and then make it possible for the other teams to find their DNA. The first team goes back 4000 years to develop the first civilization. This is the reason for the Pyramids and the hidden tombs. In the tombs they find jars with body organs and other DNA that have survived 4,000 years. Teams two and three go back in time 1,000 years and 500 years respectively and team three is responsible for many changes in the world. They also leave very interesting clues about who they are and how their friends can find their DNA.

This story takes a wild ride back and forth over 4,000 years. It involves love, excitement, exploration and it even brings a possible answer to many unexplained phenomenons through out history. In the end, all but two of the team members are found and the world is, as it is today."

The feel-good family movie of the year, starring... Snoop Dogg

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Title: Run, Fat Boy, Run
Log Line: A charming but oblivious overweight guy leaves his fiancée on their wedding day only to discover years later the he really loves her. To win her back, he must finish the New York marathon while making her realize the her new handsome, wealthy fiancé is the wrong guy for her.
Writer: Michael Ian Black
Agent: UTA and manager Ted Schacter
Buyer: Gold Circle Films
Price: n/a
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Logged: 8/27/04
More: Beech Films' Alexa Fogel & Joseph Infantolino and Gold Circle Films' Paul Brooks will produce. David Schwimmer will direct.

aka Johnny Bluejeans!

How many movies can come out using the Run, _____, Run title template though?

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