The Movies of the Near Future (2005)

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Highlights of Hollywood’s 2005 movie lineup
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Highlights of Hollywood’s 2005 film slate. Many films do not yet have specific release dates, some remain untitled and studio schedules are subject to change. For films that have specific dates, the month of release is noted in parentheses:
Winter and spring:
ALIENS OF THE DEEP: James Cameron crafts another 3-D documentary, this time exploring exotic undersea life. (January)
ALONE IN THE DARK: A paranormal investigator (Christian Slater) discovers that demons are coming to rule the world. (January)
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR: An update of the 1979 fright flick about a family that moves into a house with a malevolent presence. With Ryan Reynolds and Melissa George. (April)
ARE WE THERE YET?: Ice Cube takes a slapstick road trip with two mischievous kids, hoping to win a date with their mom (Nia Long). (January)
ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13: Ethan Hawke and Laurence Fishburne star in a remake of the 1976 thriller about a siege to free a jailed crime boss. (January)
THE BALLAD OF JACK AND ROSE: Daniel Day-Lewis is a dying activist coping with his rebellious daughter. Day-Lewis’s wife, Rebecca Miller, directs. (March)
BEAUTY SHOP: Queen Latifah opens a new salon in this spinoff from the Barbershop comedies. With Kevin Bacon and Djimon Hounsou. (March)
BECAUSE OF WINN-DIXIE: A lonely girl finds solace in a stray dog she adopts. With Jeff Daniels, Cicely Tyson and AnnaSophia Robb. (February)
BE COOL: Pulp Fiction pals John Travolta and Uma Thurman reunite in a followup to Travolta’s crime romp Get Shorty. (March)
BOOGEYMAN: Producer Sam Raimi follows his horror hit The Grudge with a tale of a man haunted by terrifying visions. With Lucy Lawless. (February)
THE CAVE: Spelunkers find terror in a network of Romanian caves. With Cole Hauser, Piper Perabo and Morris Chestnut. (April)
CONSTANTINE: Keanu Reeves is the hero of DC Comics’ Hellblazer series, who journeys to the underworld in a crime investigation. Rachel Weisz co-stars. (February)
CRASH: Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle, Brendan Fraser and Matt Dillon lead an ensemble drama revolving around a disparate group of Los Angeles dwellers. (May)
CURSED: Siblings (Christina Ricci and Jesse Eisenberg) gain special powers but find them a curse instead of a blessing. Wes Craven directs. (February)
DEAR FRANKIE: A Scottish mom (Emily Mortimer) concocts tales of a distant dad to satisfy her deaf son’s curiosity about his father. With Gerard Butler. (March)
DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN: Abruptly cast aside by her hubby, a woman (Kimberly Elise) tries to stitch her life back together. (February)
DUMA: A boy journeys across southern Africa to restore his cheetah pal to the wilds. With Campbell Scott and Hope Davis.
EROS: Steven Soderbergh, Michelangelo Antonioni and Wong Kar-Wai direct segments in an anthology trilogy examining erotic desire. (April)
GUESS WHO: Ashton Kutcher is the surprise prospective son-in-law, Bernie Mac the fretting father in an update of Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner. (March)
HIDE AND SEEK: A nine-year-old girl concocts a demented “imaginary friend” in this thriller with Robert De Niro and Dakota Fanning. (January)
HITCH: Will Smith’s a professional “date doctor” whose matchmaking skills fail him when he finds the woman of his dreams (Eva Mendes). (February)
THE HONEYMOONERS: Cedric the Entertainer is bus driver Ralph Kramden in a big-screen take on Jackie Gleason’s TV classic. (March)
HOSTAGE: A washed-up hostage negotiator (Bruce Willis) must dust off his skills when delinquents take a family captive. (March)
HOUSE OF D: David Duchovny directs and co-stars with wife Tea Leoni, Robin Williams and Erykah Badu on a coming-of-age drama. (April)
ICE PRINCESS: A teen (Michelle Trachtenberg) chases her dream of becoming a champion figure skater. With Joan Cusack and Kim Cattrall. (March)
IN HER SHOES: Estranged sisters (Cameron Diaz and Toni Collette) reconcile with help from a grandma they never knew they had. Shirley MacLaine co-stars. (April)
INSIDE DEEP THROAT: Brian Grazer produces this documentary chronicling the cultural impact of the 1972 porn flick Deep Throat. (February)
THE INTERPRETER: Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn in a thriller about a UN translator at risk after overhearing a death threat. Sydney Pollack directs. (April)
THE JACKET: An institutionalized veteran (Adrien Brody) is hurled into the future, where he learns of his own looming death. With Keira Knightley. (March)
KING’S RANSOM: A rich businessman (Anthony Anderson) tries to stage his own kidnapping to avoid paying a huge divorce settlement. (April)
A LOT LIKE LOVE: Friends (Ashton Kutcher and Amanda Peet) take a seven-year hitch toward romance with each other. (April)
MAN OF THE HOUSE: Texas Ranger Tommy Lee Jones plays den mother to five cheerleaders who witnessed a crime. Cedric the Entertainer co-stars. (February)
MELINDA AND MELINDA: Woody Allen’s latest Manhattan romance features Will Ferrell, Amanda Peet, Radha Mitchell and Chloe Sevigny. (March)
MILLIONS: A suitcase of cash drops out of the sky and changes the lives of two grieving young brothers. Danny Boyle (28 Days Later) directs. (March)
MISS CONGENIALITY 2: ARMED AND FABULOUS: Sandra Bullock’s back as the stylish FBI agent, tracking a beauty-pageant pal’s kidnappers. (March)
THE PACIFIER: Vin Diesel is a Navy SEAL on his deadliest mission — babysitting an unruly brood of orphans in this action comedy. (March)
POOH’S HEFFALUMP MOVIE: Winnie the Pooh and pals set out to capture the horrible heffalump in this animated family flick. (February)
REBOUND: A disgraced college coach (Martin Lawrence) seeks redemption leading a junior-high basketball team. (April)
THE RING TWO: Naomi Watts has another go-round with the killer videotape in this horror sequel. Hideo Nakata, who made the Japanese original Ringu, directs. (March)
ROBOTS: Robots rule the roost in this animated tale featuring the voices of Halle Berry, Ewan McGregor and Robin Williams. Chris Wedge (Ice Age) directs. (March)
RORY O’SHEA WAS HERE: Wheelchair-bound Dubliners (James McAvoy and Steven Robertson) strike out on their own with a saucy home-care aid (Romola Garai). (February)
RUMOR HAS IT: An obituary writer (Jennifer Aniston) tries to set her muddled life straight. Rob Reiner directs, Kevin Costner and Shirley MacLaine co-star. (April)
SAHARA: An adventurer (Matthew McConaughey) hunts for treasure in Africa in this Clive Cussler adaptation. With Penelope Cruz. (April)
SIN CITY: Bruce Willis heads a huge cast in Robert Rodriguez’s adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novels about a crime-ridden burg. (April)
SON OF THE MASK: Minus Jim Carrey, the followup to his comedy hit casts Jamie Kennedy as a man whose son is born with the mask’s strange powers. (February)
A SOUND OF THUNDER: Time-travelling dinosaur hunters disrupt the course of evolution. Based on Ray Bradbury’s story. With Edward Burns and Ben Kingsley. (March)
SWIMMING UPSTREAM: An Australian youth overcomes a troubled upbringing to become a champion swimmer. With Geoffrey Rush and Judy Davis. (February)
UNLEASHED: A mob killer (Jet Li) goes straight and must fight to protect his kindly adopted family. With Bob Hoskins and Morgan Freeman. (April)
THE UPSIDE OF ANGER: A boozy, bitter single mom (Joan Allen) struggles with four daughters and romance with a neighbour (Kevin Costner). (March)
XXX: STATE OF THE UNION: Ice Cube steps in for Vin Diesel to track a rebel soldier (Willem Dafoe) in this followup to the action hit. (April)
THE WEATHER MAN: A successful TV weatherman (Nicolas Cage) copes with chaos in his private life. With Michael Caine. (April)
THE WEDDING DATE: A woman (Debra Messing) hires a male escort (Dermot Mulroney) to dupe her ex-fiance at a wedding. (February)

Summer season:
THE ADVENTURES OF SHARK BOY & LAVA GIRL: Robert Rodriguez (Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over) spins a new three-dimensional tale of a boy with two fantastical imaginary pals. (June)
THE BAD NEWS BEARS: Billy Bob Thornton is an ex-ballplayer coaching a team of Little League misfits in a new version of the 1976 comedy.
BATMAN BEGINS: The masked crusader’s crime-fighting origins are explored. With Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson, Gary Oldman and Morgan Freeman. (June)
BEWITCHED: Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell star in the big-screen treatment of TV’s husband-and-witch sitcom. Shirley MacLaine and Michael Caine co-star. (July)
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Johnny Depp is Willy Wonka in Tim Burton’s new take on the family classic. (July)
CINDERELLA MAN: Russell Crowe plays Depression-era fighter Jim Braddock, who gets a second chance at his boxing dream. Renee Zellweger co-stars, Ron Howard directs. (June)
DARK WATER: A single mom (Jennifer Connelly) faces strange noises, puzzling water leaks and other sinister signs in her new apartment. (August)
DEUCE BIGALO: EUROPEAN GIGOLO: The goofy male prostitute (Rob Schneider) is back in action to solve a wave of gigolo murders. (August)
THE DEVIL’S REJECTS: Director Rob Zombie resurrects characters from his House of 1000 Corpses in this horror followup. (August)
DOOM: The Rock and Karl Urban star in the sci-fi action-adventure based on the computer-game phenomenon. (August)
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD: The good old Duke boys race from the TV tube to the big-screen. With Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Jessica Simpson and Burt Reynolds.
ELIZABETHTOWN: Cameron Crowe directs a story of blossoming romance at a southern patriarch’s ostentatious funeral. With Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst. (July)
EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED: Elijah Wood stars in the story of a man’s search to find the woman who saved his grandfather in the Second World War. Actor Liev Schreiber directs. (August)
FANTASTIC FOUR: The Marvel Comics superhero family battles the evil Doctor Doom. With Ioan Gruffudd and Jessica Alba. (July)
THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: Buddies of a geek (Steve Carell) plot to end his lifelong celibacy by fixing him up with a single mom (Catherine Keener). (August)
FUN WITH DICK AND JANE: Jim Carrey and Tea Leoni in a remake of the 1970s comedy of an upscale couple that turns to robbery to cover their debts. (June)
HAPPY ENDINGS: Lisa Kudrow, Laura Dern, Tom Arnold and Maggie Gyllenhaal lead an ensemble comedy about dysfunctional family and friends. (July)
HERBIE: FULLY LOADED: Disney’s Love Bug gets a new owner in Lindsay Lohan, who enters the plucky Volkswagen on the NASCAR circuit. (June)
THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY: Douglas Adams’s end-of-the-world sci-fi romp finally hits the big-screen. With Sam Rockwell, Mos Def and John Malkovich. (May)
HOUSE OF WAX: College students fall in with a menacing museum curator in an update of the Vincent Price fright film. With Elisha Cuthbert and Paris Hilton. (June)
INTO THE BLUE: Divers battle rival treasure hunters and smugglers to retrieve gold from a shipwreck. With Paul Walker and Jessica Alba. (July)
THE ISLAND: Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson are clones out to escape the farm where they’re raised as spare parts for their originals. Michael Bay directs. (July)
KICKING & SCREAMING: A father (Will Ferrell) coaching his son’s soccer team ends up in a showdown with his dad (Robert Duvall), a rival coach. (May)
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN: Ridley Scott directs an epic of a knight protecting Jerusalem from a siege in the era of the Crusades. With Orlando Bloom. (May)
THE LONGEST YARD: Adam Sandler and Chris Rock star in an update of Burt Reynolds’s tale of prison inmates in a football showdown. Reynolds co-stars. (May)
LORDS OF DOGTOWN: The skateboarding Z-Boyz of 1970s southern California pioneer extreme sports. With Heath Ledger, Johnny Knoxville and Emile Hirsch. (June)
MADAGASCAR: Pampered zoo creatures fend for themselves in the wild in this animated comedy featuring the voices of Ben Stiller and Chris Rock. (May)
MINDHUNTERS: A group of FBI profilers must uncover a killer in their midst. With Val Kilmer, Christian Slater and LL Cool J. (May)
MONSTER-IN-LAW: Jennifer Lopez plays a woman duking it out with her future husband’s disapproving mom (Jane Fonda). (May)
MR. AND MRS. SMITH: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are married assassins who end up targeting each other. (June)
MUST LOVE DOGS: With help from her meddling family, a divorcee (Diane Lane) makes a shaky return to romance. With John Cusack.
THE PERFECT MAN: A teenager (Hilary Duff) concocts a secret admirer for her loser-at-love mom. With Heather Locklear and Chris Noth. (August)
THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS: Four teen girls bond through sharing a pair of thrift-shop pants. With Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel. (May)
THE SKELETON KEY: A live-in nurse (Kate Hudson) encounters terror in her patient’s crumbling mansion. With Gena Rowlands and John Hurt. (July)
SKY HIGH: A freshman at a superhero school copes with his embarrassing lack of superpowers. With Kurt Russell and Kelly Preston. (July)
STAR WARS: EPISODE III — REVENGE OF THE SITH: George Lucas completes his saga of the Skywalker clan in the close of his sci-fi prequel trilogy. (May)
STEALTH: Military top guns try to bring down a renegade drone plane controlled by artificial intelligence. With Jamie Foxx and Jessica Biel. (July)
UNTITLED KURT RUSSELL/DAKOTA FANNING PROJECT: A father and daughter work to salvage the career of an injured racehorse. (August)
UNTITLED MIKE JUDGE PROJECT: Director Mike Judge spins a comedy of a man (Luke Wilson) who wakes up 1,000 years in the future to find he’s the smartest guy alive. (August)
WAR OF THE WORLDS: Steven Spielberg directs Tom Cruise in a new take on H.G. Wells’ Martian invasion classic. With Tim Robbins. (June)
WEDDING CRASHERS: Two divorce mediators (Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson) crash weddings in search of one-night stands. (July)

Fall and holiday:
ALL THE KING’S MEN: Sean Penn, Jude Law, Kate Winslet and Anthony Hopkins star in a new adaptation of Robert Penn Warren’s novel of political boss Willie Stark.
THE BARNYARD: An animated family flick about talking farm animals, featuring the voices of Kevin James, Danny Glover and Courtney Cox Arquette.
THE BROTHERS GRIMM: Matt Damon and Heath Ledger play the fairy-tale tellers as monster-fighting con men suddenly facing the real thing. Terry Gilliam directs. (November)
CHICKEN LITTLE: The chick that cried wolf must save the world when the sky really does start falling in this cartoon adventure. (November)
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE: C.S. Lewis’s fantasy follows four siblings whisked to an oppressed magical land. (December)
DOMINO: The daughter (Keira Knightley) of actor Laurence Harvey quits her modelling career to become a bounty hunter. Tony Scott directs.
THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE: A lawyer (Laura Linney) defends a priest (Tom Wilkinson) accused of in the death of a girl who underwent an exorcism. (September)
FEVER PITCH: Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon in a romance about a woman competing with her man’s first love: the Boston Red Sox. Bobby and Peter Farrelly direct. (October)
FIERCE PEOPLE: A drug addict (Diane Lane) tries to clean up her act and build a new life for herself and her teenage son.
FLIGHTPLAN: A mother (Jodie Foster) faces an airborne mystery when her six-year-old daughter vanishes on a transatlantic flight. (September)
THE FOG: Ghosts of shipwrecked sailors terrorize a seaside town in a remake of John Carpenter’s 1980 horror tale. (October)
THE FOUNTAIN: Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz star in a fantasy of a man’s 1,000-year-long quest to save his lady love.
GEORGE ROMERO’S LAND OF THE DEAD: Night of the Living Dead creator George Romero resurrects the undead again in his return to the zombie genre. (October)
A GOOD WOMAN: Helen Hunt, Scarlett Johansson and Tom Wilkinson star in an update of Oscar Wilde’s Lady Windermere’s Fan set in 1930s Italy.
THE GREAT RAID: U.S. troops go on a daring rescue of American PoWs from a Japanese camp in the Philippines in 1945. With Benjamin Bratt and James Franco. (December)
HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE: The boy wizard (Daniel Radcliffe) has another showdown with dark lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes). (November)
THE ICE HARVEST: Plans by an embezzler (John Cusack) to skip town with his loot and a beautiful woman are disrupted by an ice storm. With Billy Bob Thornton. (November)
JARHEAD: Sam Mendes (American Beauty) directs a drama based on a U.S. marine’s memoirs in the Gulf War. With Jake Gyllenhaal and Jamie Foxx. (November)
KING KONG: Peter Jackson graduates from hobbits to great apes in a remake of the adventure classic. With Naomi Watts, Jack Black and Adrien Brody. (December)
KISS KISS, BANG BANG: A thief (Robert Downey Jr.) auditioning as an actor is hurled into a murder investigation. With Val Kilmer.
THE LEGEND OF ZORRO: Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones reunite with The Mask of Zorro director Martin Campbell for another swashbuckler. (November)
LUCKY YOU: A professional card player (Eric Bana) has a run-in with his estranged dad at Vegas’s World Series of Poker.
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA: Rob Marshall (Chicago) directs the adaptation of the novel about a geisha (Zhang Ziyi). (December)
THE NEW WORLD: Colin Farrell stars in a tale of John Smith, Pocahontas and the conflict between Indians and 17th-century settlers. Terrence Malick directs. (November)
OLIVER TWIST: Ben Kingsley’s the menacing Fagin in Roman Polanski’s take on Dickens’s story of an orphan boy who falls in with pickpockets. (September)
THE PINK PANTHER: Steve Martin’s the bumbling Inspector Clouseau in a revival of Peter Sellers’ franchise. Singer Beyonce and Kevin Kline co-star. (September)
THE PRIZE WINNER OF DEFIANCE, OHIO: A mother of 10 (Julianne Moore) pays the bills by entering commercial jingle contests. With Woody Harrelson and Laura Dern.
THE PRODUCERS: Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick reprise their stage roles in the movie remake of Mel Brooks’ farce about theater swindlers. With Will Ferrell. (December)
RENT: The Broadway musical about Manhattan artists coping with poverty and AIDS stars Rosario Dawson and Taye Diggs. Chris Columbus directs. (November)
ROLL BOUNCE: A local roller-skating king (Bow Wow) enters the big competition at a glitzy rink. (September)
SAW 2: The low-budget horror hit from 2004 about a diabolical serial killer gets a quick followup. (October)
A SCANNER DARKLY: Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson and Winona Ryder in Philip K. Dick’s tale of a future in which America has lost the war on drugs. (September)
SERENITY: Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) offers a big-screen addendum to his acclaimed but failed sci-fi TV show Firefly. (September)
SHOPGIRL: Steve Martin stars in an adaptation of his novella about a Saks clerk (Claire Danes) wooed by a rich older man and a young average guy (Jason Schwartzman).
SYRIANA: George Clooney and Matt Damon star in a political thriller set among energy industry power-mongers. With William Hurt.
TIM BURTON’S CORPSE BRIDE: Stop-motion animation tells the story of a man forced to wed in the underworld. With the voices of Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter and Emily Watson. (September)
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION: Kate Beckinsale vamps her way through a sequel to the action tale of a blood feud between vampires and werewolves. (December)
UNTITLED 50 CENT PROJECT: Singer 50 Cent stars in the story of a street tough who gives up crime to pursue a rap career. Jim Sheridan directs.
UNTITLED NIKI CARO PROJECT: Whale Rider director Niki Caro tells the story of a woman (Charlize Theron) crusading against her mining company’s unfair practices.
V FOR VENDETTA: The Wachowski brothers (The Matrix) co-write a sci-fi thriller about a rebel in totalitarian Britain.
WALK THE LINE: Joaquin Phoenix is the man in black in this biography of singer Johnny Cash. Reese Witherspoon co-stars. (November)
WALLACE & GROMIT: The makers of Chicken Run bring the clay-animated cheese-eater and his canine pal to the big screen. (October)
THE WOODS: A teen (Agnes Bruckner) has ghastly visions at a boarding school where students are disappearing. With Patricia Clarkson. (September)
ZATHURA: Two young brothers are hurled into a space adventure while playing a mysterious game found in their basement. Jon Favreau (Elf) directs. (November)

To be determined:
AEON FLUX: Charlize Theron turns action hero in a live version of TV’s animated sci-fi series set in Earth’s bleak future.
ANNAPOLIS: A struggling Naval cadet (James Franco) challenges his rival (Tyrese Gibson) in the academy’s boxing championships.
ART SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL: An art student (Max Minghella) schemes to make a splash in the cultural world. Co-starring John Malkovich and Anjelica Huston.
BANDIDAS: A society woman and a peasant become notorious bank robbers in 19th-century Mexico. Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek star.
BEE SEASON: A neglected daughter (Flora Cross) comes into her own after triumphing in a spelling bee. With Richard Gere and Juliette Binoche.
BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2: Martin Lawrence puts on the fat suit again as an FBI agent who goes undercover as a portly southern woman.
CAPOTE: Philip Seymour Hoffman plays author Truman Capote researching the crime novel In Cold Blood. With Catherine Keener and Chris Cooper.
GLORY ROAD: The real-life story of college basketball’s first all-black starting lineup in its 1966 NCAA tournament quest. With Josh Lucas and Derek Luke.
THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED: A young amateur (Shia LaBeouf) transfixes the golf world in a match against the British champ in 1913. Bill Paxton directs.
A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE: An unassuming family man (Viggo Mortensen) is hurled into the public spotlight by a violent incident. David Cronenberg directs.
LAST HOLIDAY: Convinced she’s dying, a wallflower (Queen Latifah) lives it up on a European spree. LL Cool J co-stars in the update of an Alec Guinness tale.
LITTLE MANHATTAN: A 10-year-old tries his hand at first love when he’s smitten by a classmate. With Cynthia Nixon.
THE MAN: A federal agent (Samuel L. Jackson) teams with a dental-supply sales guy (Eugene Levy) in an undercover crime romp.
NANNY MCPHEE: Emma Thompson stars as a nanny out to tame the seven unruly children of a widower (Colin Firth). Angela Lansbury co-stars.
PRIME: A twentysomething man falls for a divorced career woman (Uma Thurman) in this romantic comedy. With Meryl Streep.
PROOF: Gwyneth Paltrow stars as a woman coming to terms with the death of her father (Anthony Hopkins). With Jake Gyllenhaal.
RED-EYE: An airplane passenger (Rachel McAdams) is forced into a plot to kill a business executive. Wes Craven directs.
THE RINGER: A sleazy guy (Johnny Knoxville) tries to pull a con on the Special Olympics by signing up and pretending he’s mentally challenged.
ROMANCE & CIGARETTES: John Turturro directs a musical fantasy set among working-class stiffs. With James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Kate Winslet and Mandy Moore.
STAY: A psychiatrist tries to save a distraught patient planning to commit suicide. With Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts.
THE TRANSPORTER 2: Jason Statham returns as the tough operative, who sets out to save abducted twin brothers.
TRISTAN AND ISOLDE: A new take on the medieval legend of a love affair with tragic consequences. James Franco and Sophia Myles star.
TWO FOR THE MONEY: An ex-college football star (Matthew McConaughey) becomes a pawn in a sports-gambling operation. Al Pacino co-stars.
UNDERTAKING BETTY: Alfred Molina, Brenda Blethyn, Christopher Walken and Naomi Watts in a funeral comedy set at a Welsh mortuary.
AN UNFINISHED LIFE: Robert Redford and Jennifer Lopez star in a reunion drama about a reclusive rancher and his estranged daughter-in-law. With Morgan Freeman.
UNTITLED CARLITO’S WAY PROJECT: This prequel to Carlito’s Way traces the crime roots of the title character (Jay Hernandez). Mario Van Peebles co-stars.
UNTITLED LINDSAY LOHAN PROJECT: Lindsay Lohan stars as a woman whose good luck is accidentally swapped for a man’s bad fortune.
UNTITLED MARK WAHLBERG PROJECT: Mark Wahlberg stars in the story of four brothers out to avenge their mother’s death. John Singleton directs.
WANNABE: Two rising actresses (Pell James and Ashlee Simpson) try to build some hype for an unsuccessful musician.

Huk-L, Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

UNTITLED CARLITO’S WAY PROJECT: This prequel to Carlito’s Way traces the crime roots of the title character (Jay Hernandez). Mario Van Peebles co-stars.


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

My god, these look awful.

I want to see Bee Season cause it was shot in my hood!

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

ROMANCE AND CIGARETTES

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS: Four teen girls bond through sharing a pair of thrift-shop pants. With Amber Tamblyn and Alexis Bledel. (May)

WTF.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Worst title ever.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah is so going to insist that we see that!

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

THE SISTERHOOD OF THE STAINED PANTS

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I presume that they will change the name for distribution (if it gets any) in the UK.

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm looking forward to THE MAN!

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not convinced Huk didn't just write all of thse this morning.

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Viggo and Cronenberg!

Snappy (sexyDancer), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

THE RINGER: A sleazy guy (Johnny Knoxville) tries to pull a con on the Special Olympics by signing up and pretending he’s mentally challenged.

See, it's like Jackass meets Lars von Trier's The Idiots!

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

THE MAN: A federal agent (Samuel L. Jackson) teams with a dental-supply sales guy (Eugene Levy) in an undercover crime romp.

xxxxpost

Huk-L, Thursday, 20 January 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

THE BROTHERS GRIMM: Matt Damon and Heath Ledger play the fairy-tale tellers as monster-fighting con men suddenly facing the real thing. Terry Gilliam directs. (November)

I had not heard of this. I don't know what to think.

And wow, look at that cast in Batman Begins! I had no idea!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is the name of the "young adult" book. It won lots of awards. It's quite dire.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

In a year FULL of remakes, the only one I expect to not be total collapsed anus = KING KONG.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep trying to email Peter Jackson to tell him he needs to call it RETURN OF THE KONG, but alas I am not "down" with that kiwi.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN: Buddies of a geek (Steve Carell) plot to end his lifelong celibacy by fixing him up with a single mom (Catherine Keener). (August)

...a must see. Also Steve Carell is playing Maxwell Smart in the Get Smart! remake.

"I don't know what we're yelling about! LOUD NOISES!"

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

No sex for 40 years -> losing your virginity to Catherine Keener = KARMA DOES EXIST.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Theyre making a movie of DOOM!? What in the glorious fuckola.

Also, Ive seen a trailer for Dark Water and man, have they ever aped the original scene for scene. Why bother doing this? I dont get it.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 20 January 2005 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

billy bob as buttermaker? who's playing tanner? they'll have to clean his mouth out with some lava.

keith m (keithmcl), Friday, 21 January 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

the new terrence mallick movie looks like it could be either awesome or fucking awful. colin ferrel's presence makes me inclined that it will be the latter, but I have my fingers crossed.

being the history dork that I am, I also want to see Kingdom of Heaven, but historical epics have a poor track record as of late.

Juan, the Magic Don (jingleberries), Friday, 21 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

ALONE IN THE DARK: A paranormal investigator (Christian Slater) discovers that demons are coming to rule the world. (January)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/1-3-05.jpg

BE COOL: Pulp Fiction pals John Travolta and Uma Thurman reunite in a followup to Travolta’s crime romp Get Shorty. (March)

This looks good, not least because of the presense of The Rock and Vince Vaughn.

GUESS WHO: Ashton Kutcher is the surprise prospective son-in-law, Bernie Mac the fretting father in an update of Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner. (March)

Also might be great. Neither of them are exactly stretching themselves here - Kutchner is a goofball, Mac is offended, but it looks well-written.

SIN CITY: Bruce Willis heads a huge cast in Robert Rodriguez’s adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic novels about a crime-ridden burg. (April)

This looks (as in, with the eyes) fucking incredible. There's a link to the trailer on the ILC thread.

DOOM: The Rock and Karl Urban star in the sci-fi action-adventure based on the computer-game phenomenon. (August)

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20041208l.jpg

WEDDING CRASHERS: Two divorce mediators (Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson) crash weddings in search of one-night stands. (July)

OW: They say we only use ten percent of our brains. I believe we only use ten percent of our hearts.

THE BROTHERS GRIMM: Matt Damon and Heath Ledger play the fairy-tale tellers as monster-fighting con men suddenly facing the real thing. Terry Gilliam directs. (November)

Hooray, but does he really have nothing better to work with?

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE: C.S. Lewis’s fantasy follows four siblings whisked to an oppressed magical land. (December)

All design by the WETA team (from Lord Of The Rings)

FEVER PITCH: Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon in a romance about a woman competing with her man’s first love: the Boston Red Sox. Bobby and Peter Farrelly direct. (October)

Er? Didn't they already make this film?

JARHEAD: Sam Mendes (American Beauty) directs a drama based on a U.S. marine’s memoirs in the Gulf War. With Jake Gyllenhaal and Jamie Foxx. (November)

This doesn't look bad on paper, but I really don't know.

THE PINK PANTHER: Steve Martin’s the bumbling Inspector Clouseau in a revival of Peter Sellers’ franchise. Singer Beyonce and Kevin Kline co-star. (September)

Also Jean Reno as put-upon sidekick. It looks worse than death.

TIM BURTON’S CORPSE BRIDE: Stop-motion animation tells the story of a man forced to wed in the underworld. With the voices of Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter and Emily Watson. (September)

We will know by then whether Depp can break the curse of HB-C

UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION: Kate Beckinsale vamps her way through a sequel to the action tale of a blood feud between vampires and werewolves. (December)

Oh for fuck's sake.

V FOR VENDETTA: The Wachowski brothers (The Matrix) co-write a sci-fi thriller about a rebel in totalitarian Britain.

It's possible they can still make a good film, if someone else has written the story.

WALK THE LINE: Joaquin Phoenix is the man in black in this biography of singer Johnny Cash. Reese Witherspoon co-stars. (November)

Not heard of this before. That's pretty smart casting.

WALLACE & GROMIT: The makers of Chicken Run bring the clay-animated cheese-eater and his canine pal to the big screen. (October)

'rayyy!

SON OF THE MASK
THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS
CHICKEN LITTLE
THE RINGER

Haven't these all been in production forever?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 January 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

theyre making a movie about jarhead? that book is pretty fucking intense. its like a more violent three kings. however, the book is conspicuously lacking a plot/story arc..

Juan, the Magic Don (jingleberries), Friday, 21 January 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Where the fuck is Pirates 2?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 21 January 2005 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Dennis Haysbert - President Palmer out of '24' - is going to be in the Jarhead movie as well.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 21 January 2005 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

unleahsed = luc besson + jet li + bob hoskins as hammy villain. cannot go wrong.

:| (....), Friday, 21 January 2005 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ELIZABETHTOWN: Cameron Crowe directs a story of blossoming romance at a southern patriarch’s ostentatious funeral. With Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst. (July)

OMG, I want to see this one. Um, not because of any sort of rabid love for Cameron Crowe, Orlando Bloom, or Kirsten Dunst (though I'm one of the estrogenated masses who thinks Orlando is veddy hottt), but because THEY GOT THE FOOD NETWORK'S PAULA DEEN TO PLAY THE ROLE OF AN AUNT IN THIS FILM. DUDE, guys, Paula Deen!! Can you imagine??? I am SO there.

I'm also interested in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Hitchhiker's Guide..., uh, and I'll play wait-and-see with the other options on the list that look attractive to me. Oh, and I've already seen those previews of Are We There Yet? and think it would probably be just about the worst movie released in the last twenty or so years. No, wait. I just remembered some of the shit some of my younger relatives prefer to watch. Uh, never mind.

(Beauty Shop also looks interesting, FYI, mostly because of who'd be in it.)

Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 21 January 2005 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

And I remember the local newspaper printing out information about a casting call in Austin for some extras for Man of the House (which was at the time called something else entirely) back around early 2003. The premise laid out for the movie made it sound like it was going to be some kind of thriller, so when I found out that no, it was actually going to be a Madcap Comedy... uh, my interest in anything concerning this movie totally waned.

Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 21 January 2005 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

that guess who's coming to dinner remake looks soooo misguided.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 January 2005 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

THE INTERPRETER: Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn in a thriller about a UN translator at risk after overhearing a death threat. Sydney Pollack directs. (April)

this looks really good! good trailer at least

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 January 2005 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

FEVER PITCH: Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon in a romance about a woman competing with her man’s first love: the Boston Red Sox. Bobby and Peter Farrelly direct. (October)

does it make any sense to remake this with baseball and not change the title?!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 January 2005 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Half of these sound like jokes.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 21 January 2005 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i know!! it seems like these days movies tend to seem like fake movies that would appear in other movies

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 January 2005 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to find a way for the studios to see my treatment for JETPACK! - the musical.

Juan, the Magic Don (jingleberries), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:06 (twenty-one years ago)

does it make any sense to remake this with baseball and not change the title?!

Complete the following sentence: "Curt Schilling hoped that he would throw most of his _____es for strikes"

What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

As far as the rest of the list: half looks like a big rollercoaster blockbuster binge-fodder theater-hopping spending-summer-indoors-in-A/C wonderment, and the other half appears to be destined to make a Garfield/Fat Albert double feature look like a Soderbergh marathon. And hey, that one Johnny Knoxville movie is a direct ripoff of a South Park episode. Hollywood, you're on drugs!

What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha nate you're right, i'm so dumb

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Also good for laffs: once prospective mega-franchise xXx is retooled to star Ice Cube while Vin goes off to film a ZANY FAMILY COMEDY! WITH DIAPERS! AND SASS! I saw the preview for this and it is a grim spectre of malevolence.

(xp: Nobody is dumb in this thread unless they say something like "DEUCE BIGALOW SEQUEL, FUCK YES")

What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

A SOUND OF THUNDER: Time-travelling dinosaur hunters disrupt the course of evolution. Based on Ray Bradbury’s story. With Edward Burns and Ben Kingsley. (March)

i always wanted to make this movie!! DAMMIT

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

THE WEDDING DATE: A woman (Debra Messing) hires a male escort (Dermot Mulroney) to dupe her ex-fiance at a wedding. (February)

this one totally sounds like a fake movie title!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

While I'm on some sort of movie-fueled manic episode here:

I was really looking forward to that old-skool late '70s roller rink movie ("BOUNCE ROCK") until I learned that the protagonist would be played by Bow Wow. Fah. At least Vaughn Mason'll get paid, right?

"A group of FBI profilers must uncover a killer in their midst. With Val Kilmer, Christian Slater and LL Cool J." Hot damn! What kind of killer is it? I hope it's serial, that's my favoritest. Also LL should appear shirtless as often as possible, and expensive vintage sports cars should BLOW THE FUCK UP. Anticipated setting for the climatic scene: a dry ice warehouse.

So, what is the "pre-existing material" percentage there? 50%? 60%? Granted, most of the things I'm amped to see are remakes/sequels/adaptations (King Kong, Hitchhiker's, Batman Begins, Sin City, Fantastic Four, Star Wars Ep III, Be Cool, Lords of Dogtown if you consider it an adaptation of Dogtown and Z-Boys), but wow.

Then again, most of the brand new ideas here stink ("Robots rule the roost in this animated tale featuring the voices of Halle Berry, Ewan McGregor and Robin Williams." NO)

What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

And the most important question of all:

Will Ferrell in a Woody Allen movie?

What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha MINDHUNTERS!!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mindhunters, starring Val Kilmer" seems like one of the most natural sentences in the English language

What's this place, Biblevania? (natepatrin), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you seen the trailer for Melinda and Melinda, Nate? It's the first time I've gotten excited about a Woody Allen movie in a while.

Also: am I dumb for anticipating Hide and Seek?? I have my doubts about DeNiro, but Dakota Fanning looks super-creepy in the trailer. I love that she gets billed above Famke Janssen and Elisabeth Shue, too.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 January 2005 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

You're crazy, Hide & Seek looks so terrible.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 21 January 2005 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

man i find it so hilarious that they're still making those horror movies where the little kid draws scary pictures and says things like "charlie is my new friend! he's angry at you!"

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 21 January 2005 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahah OTM

the first church of latebloomer, friend of plebians and santa (reformed) (latebl, Friday, 21 January 2005 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Duma & Millions were both cute.

Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Monday, 14 March 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren graham is in the pacifier, she need a new agent.

keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 14 March 2005 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

but then that movie is raking it in

keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 14 March 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Raking in DEAD RAT CORPSES!

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Monday, 14 March 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
THE BROTHERS GRIMM: Matt Damon and Heath Ledger play the fairy-tale tellers as monster-fighting con men suddenly facing the real thing. Terry Gilliam directs. (November)

Hooray, but does he really have nothing better to work with?

Trailer's up. I'm slightly unsure about this, but if you said I could watch this movie now and nothing else for the next year, I'd jump at it. Terry fucking Gilliam!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:36 (twenty years ago)

my god they're doing a Fog remake? this is the worst idea ever.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

Slightly larger trailer

I think there are a lot of contenders for worst idea ever on this page, and it doesn't even include Sarah Michelle Gellar in the movie of American Mc Gee's Alice, the "extreme" Wonderland-based videogame.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
the stealth trailers look very, very entertaining (1, 2)

fe zaffe (fezaffe), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

in a "hahahahaha oh mannnnnnn" kind of way, yeah.

latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

which means i will most likely see it.

latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

this reminds me: why did I not ever see "man of the house" ?

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

a smart plane!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

the lightning... rewired it!!!

fe zaffe (fezaffe), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Haha "air force" recruitment movies are like my least favorite movies ever.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

"The lightning has rewired him somehow... he's aware of himself!" "THE SITUATION IS CRITICAL!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'D TELL ALL THE WEEPING MOTHERS? WE COULD HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT SACRIFICING THEIR SONS AND DAUGHTERS LIVES BUT WE JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT??

do your eally thiink they are going to replace us with that MACHINE!?

WE HAVE GOT SO MUCH ON THIS THING -- WE HAVE INSTINCT, FEELINGS, AND EMOTIONS

BEING DOWN HERE... ITS' SO FUNNY.. LIKE.. YADDA YADDA (JAMIE FOXX'S SPEECH AT THE BEGINING OF THE TRAILER, I DUNNO, ITS DUMB)

YOU ARE PILOTS OF THE US NAVY


Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

look at the fighter designs and color schemes! its like lego blacktron the movie <3

fe zaffe (fezaffe), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Except the Lego version of the movie had a better plot.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

There has already been a "smart-plane" movie called Deal of the Century which I quite liked as a kid.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

i saw the trailer for Brothers Grimm before Batman; it looks good, but the whole time I kept thinking "this looks like a Gilliam ripoff;" I didn't even know he'd made this film. And apparently he made the film like two years ago and it's been in production hell since, and he's already finished ANOTHER movie (which looks better) since then.

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 7 July 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

I like the completely gratuitous Jessica Biel swimsuit scene in Stealth. I'm sure there's an excellent reason these fighter pilots are frolicking under a waterfall.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

ROMANCE & CIGARETTES: John Turturro directs a musical fantasy set among working-class stiffs. With James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Kate Winslet and Mandy Moore.

This sounds awesome. Except for Gandolfini and Sarandon. But other than them, sweet.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

W.D. Richter

Writer - filmography

Stealth (2005) (written by)
Needful Things (1993) (screenplay)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
... aka John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China (USA: complete title)
Brubaker (1980)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

Director - filmography

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)

fe zaffe (fezaffe), Thursday, 7 July 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

holy shit, i cant wait

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

mandee maybe you should adapt that trailer for the stage. you'd do a real good job.

gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Is Cameron Crowe's Elizabethtown going to be any good? It looks like an upscale Garden State with less emo and a much better 'wacky love interest' (Kirsten Dunst).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

WHERE IS HAVOC?!

larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 July 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

UNTITLED MARK WAHLBERG PROJECT: Mark Wahlberg stars in the story of four brothers out to avenge their mother’s death. John Singleton directs.

Doesn't look violent enough. Tony Scott should've been on board for this one.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 8 July 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

I heard a clip of the Stealth trailer on cbc radio and seriously thought it was Top Gun, until the tone got more "menacing". So, with that plus the Big Trouble in Little China cred, I'm sold.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 July 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

UNTITLED MARK WAHLBERG PROJECT: Mark Wahlberg stars in the story of four brothers out to avenge their mother’s death. John Singleton directs.

This is called FOUR BROTHERS, stars ANDRE BENJAMIN aka ANDRE 3000, and actually looks pretty shweet.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 July 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit, there is going to be a SAW 2. This WTF comes from the very bottom of my soul.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 July 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

ZATHURA: Two young brothers are hurled into a space adventure while playing a mysterious game found in their basement. Jon Favreau (Elf) directs. (November)

I saw a trailer for this, they might as well have named this bullshit JUMANJI IN SPACE.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 July 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Haha FROM THE PRODUCERS OF JUMANJI DUDE!

Tinman: Set to Self-Destruct (cprek), Friday, 8 July 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)

UNTITLED 50 CENT PROJECT: Singer 50 Cent stars in the story of a street tough who gives up crime to pursue a rap career. JIM SHERIDAN directs.

uh...WHAT?

Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (Plastic Gas Booby Trap), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

It's now, rather unimaginatively, retitled "Get Rich or Die Tryin'". Previously titled "Locked and Loaded", though they might have changed that to avoid confusion with the video game "50 Cent: Bulletproof" (same writer).

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

I look for the year's two John Cusack films to answer whether he's completely lost it.

When's the Jake Gyllenhaal-Heath Ledger cowboy lust movie out? Pass the lube!

I'm curious if semi-dreading Van Sant's "Last Days."

Terry fucking Gilliam hasn't made a good fucking movie since Brazil.

Cameron fucking Crowe hasn't made a good fucking movie since Say Anything.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

ROLL BOUNCE BITCHES

TOMBOT, Friday, 8 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

otm

fe zaffe (fezaffe), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

I was actually aware of the 50 Cent film being made. But what I find flabbergasting is the fact that it's being directed by Jim Sheridan, the guy behind movies like My Left Foot, In the Name of the Father, and In America.

Though I guess I probably had a similar reaction when I discoverd that the guy who did L.A. Confidential was directing 8 Mile.

Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (Plastic Gas Booby Trap), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

In the trailer for one of the John Cusack movies, you can pinpoint the exact second where he turns into Bill Murray.

Terry fucking Gilliam hasn't made a good fucking movie since Brazil.

You are not just on crack, you are made of crack.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, it turns out his real name is Fiddy O'Cent.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

There's this weird Tim Burton/Terry Gilliam parallel this year, with each of them releasing a "remake" first (Willy Wonka vs. Brothers Grimm) and a new original screenplay later (Corpse Bride vs. Tideland).

Tideland, btw, sounds like it is going to be fucked up:

IMDB.com plot summary...
After her mother dies from a heroin overdose, Jeliza-Rose is taken from the big city to a rural farmhouse by her father. As she tries to settle into a new life in her mother's childhood home, Jeliza-Rose's attempts to deal with what's happened result in increasingly odd behavior, as she begins to communicate mainly with her bodiless Barbie doll heads and Dell, a neighborhood woman who always wears a beekeeper's veil.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

After seeing Lost in La Mancha, I was beginning to get the feeling Terry Gilliam would never get another film at all, so this is all good news to me.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

As long as Gilliam's long industry purgatory doesn't mean that Jeliza is played by Dakota Fanning.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

Tideland was made in my town!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

Take heart, there is no Dakota Fanning in Tideland

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

I read an interview with 50 where he was talking about how brilliant My Left Foot was, I think he highlighted Day-Lewis's performance in particular.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I read an interview with 50 where he was talking about how brilliant My Left Foot was, I think he highlighted Day-Lewis's performance in particular.
-- milozauckerman, July 8th, 2005.

so THAT's where he nicked his rhyme style!

Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (Plastic Gas Booby Trap), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

There's this weird Tim Burton/Terry Gilliam parallel this year, with each of them releasing a "remake" first (Willy Wonka vs. Brothers Grimm) and a new original screenplay later (Corpse Bride vs. Tideland).

Tideland is based on a book I think. Anyway yeah it sounds a hundred times more interesting than Brothers Grimm; but Brothers Grimm has MOnica Bellucci in it

kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

Tideland by Mitch Cullin

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

I just got called (twice) to go to a screening of a movie called Edison starring Morgan Freeman and Justin Timberl--CLICK--

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)


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