― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)
During this Sunday's service, Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred, informed a shocked congregation that the "Ab-Toner" caused muscles in the boys' private areas to harden and grow at such an accellerated rate that one of the youngsters nearly poked out his eye with the tip of his penis. "I was there by Timmy Huxton's hospital bed and saw it for my own eyes," said Pastor. "The great length of his genitals was such that the skin itself could not take the strain and was tearing away even as we stood there with our jaws agape. There was naught they could do to releive the boy's suffering but to remove it altogether."
― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)
Check out the whole page. It's not for real. But it's scary when satire is so hard to recognize from reality.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)
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― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)