wow... having a hot 20 year old intern in the office has made bathroom trips terrifying!

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We have some sample drawers right by the bathroom door, and she always seems to be working right there! She'll hear me pee! She'll know when I... you know...

― andy --, Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"You gonna hear deep sound comin' from Bobby Peru"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

To combat splsih noise I advocate singing boisterously. Excellent acoustics in bathrooms typically.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

You'd best piss like a man then.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean you haven't made an unwise proposition yet? That's not like you at all.

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The peeing doesn't concern me as much... but am I going to have to wait til I get home for #2? Like in grade school?!!

― andy --, Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

She'll hear me pee! She'll know when I... you know...

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't have doors?

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

andy = ILX's r. kelly?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

but am I going to have to wait til I get home for #2?

dude ... courtesy flush! matches!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 June 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm no copraphile, you philistines! I like a nice, quiet private place and an LL Bean catalogue, that's all!

― andy --, Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

also if you think about her while masturbating SHE WILL KNOW.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.dieselsweeties.com/desktops/poop-desk2.gif

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

You're never going to have sex with her or anything so you may as well piss with manic abandon.

― From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I am in complete hysterics at the sample sentences for "hot carl".

Dude! we should hot carl patrick!

Oh, should you? Should you really?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

jay hot carled kyle when he was at his cousins house.

indeed!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

answer:
http://i.xanga.com/whonose/office_toilet.jpg

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

a larger urban dictionary entry on hot-carl. then there's this.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine the piles you'd get sitting on that all day.
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― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The best thing to do is keep the door open so she can see and hear you as well.

― jennifer doll, Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.

Poor intern.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Ted:I could never do anal sex with tammy my pen15 would be all covered with shit.
Ned:Thats why you give her a hot carl plus it saves you time,water,and soap.

― Ian Riese-Moraine's all but an ark-lark! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned said that?!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 2 June 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

That's all he ever talks about.

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Thursday, 2 June 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

it is a little-known fact that hot 20-year-old interns are not sensitive to the smell of others' bowel movements.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 2 June 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I wear alot of BOD body spray to conceal my general poopiness.

― andy --, Thursday, 2 June 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Eisbär, being called carl doesn't seem so good anymore.

thanks a fuckin bunch.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 3 June 2005 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, just throw some toilet paper down there before you relieve yourself!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 3 June 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Imagine the piles you'd get sitting on that all day.
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actually that looks like the kind of chair that WON'T give you the piles (no bum nerves being squished etc)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2005 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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