What is the appeal of men?

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I just don't see it. And I'm a man myself. I have nothing much good to say about my gender. If I was a girl, I'd go out with other girls.

― zizek's younger brother, Friday, 3 June 2005 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Something to do with shoulders, body hair and dicks, I've heard.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

1. enjoy killing spiders.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Man-boobs.

― Huk-L, Friday, 3 June 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Scott = a hobbit

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Often good with gadgets.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

2. can reach the ramen noodles on the top shelf.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

3. will take out garbage at night when prodded with stick.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

The ability to dominate internet message-board discussions that would probably best be answered by women.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

HOORAY!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

4. good at warding off drunks and other family members.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

it's all about the tongue.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

women have tongues.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

5. better at singing paul robeson songs than most women.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

G-kit was thinking of Gene Simmons. As opposed to Jean.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

[Insert obligatory lez comment here.]

― Je4nne ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The ability to create the best thread ever (a.k.a. this one).

― Ian Riese-Moraine's all but an ark-lark! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That one time in highschool when we got four touchdowns in one game elevated us to godlike stature.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Look kinda cute when they try to cook a three course meal to you.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i wasn't being serious, merely being a complete twat for the amusement of one person only. such is life.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has done nothing but further lower my opinion of my gender. We take out the garbage, we dominate Internet conversations, we have tongues, yes, but so do women and they probably know better what to do with them anyway. Honestly, what do women see in men.

― zizek's younger brother, Friday, 3 June 2005 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The (non-sexual) appeal of men is the same to both men and women, and it is that they (we) are not women

― andyjack (andyjack), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Gay men to thread, pls.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

don't get all hung up on it. maybe it's because we can throw without looking like a day old fawn having an epi.

xxpost

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

"We take out the garbage, we dominate Internet conversations, we have tongues, yes, but so do women and they probably know better what to do with them anyway"

i bow to no manjack or womanjack in my ability to take out the garbage, dominate a concersation, or use my tongue. and you can take that to the bank! unless you want me to go to the bank. i'm almost done here. did you need anything at the hardware store?

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

When women do like men it's when they act like women

― banana face (banana face), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

that's gott abe freudian or something.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.charleville-triathlon-ardennes.com/images/chippendales.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Women are attracted to men because they wants them sperms up in there! Subconsciously.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

When women do like men it's when they act like women

What, like when we give birth from our wombs and breast-feed?

― The Ghost of Those Are The Only Intrinsically-Womanly Things I Can Think Of (Dan, Friday, 3 June 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://hem.passagen.se/taza/chippendales.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I think it's that they're different. I always loved the fact that I only had brothers, no sisters, growing up. It's cool to have people around you who are similar in many ways, but different in others. It gives you a totally different perspective on life.

Most of the men I know are top class for wanting to solve problems, for wanting to talk about things rather than people, for being interested in things I'm just not interested in (like MIGHTY WAR, for instance). I'm not saying that the women I know are all into fluffy bunnies and scone recipes, or that I necessarily always want to listen to the conversations my menfolk are having, but it's nice to know they're there.

I do not agree with bananaface.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

the men not the women, that is

― banana face (banana face), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost jesus

― banana face (banana face), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wolvescivic.co.uk/gigs/images/gigguide/Chippendales.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Baldness.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

thumpa-thumpa-thumpa-thumpa-thumpa-thumpa-thumpa-thumpa

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

this is losing focus, methinks

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://gothicangel.50megs.com/disney24.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/13/100113.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://exo.com/~coby/iceepage/farley/chipp.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dn.se/content/1/c6/11/96/71/manowar.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/imomus/109486.html

― F.R. Leavis, Friday, 3 June 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.cosy.sbg.ac.at/~wdietl/diary/bay/2001-07/wdc/washington-monument-1.jpg

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

men must be pretty fascinating to women. i just read that male humans are closer genetically to male chimps than they are to female humans cuzza the y chromosome thing. it's like living with a different species that you can experiment with. like cats or dogs.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

like giant sea monkeys, we work hard and we play hard

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

wait'll you see our dicks!

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

yes I often lump my boyrfriend into the same category as my male cat and male lizard. I am me and they are the others.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

it't true though, isn't it! we have more in common with monkeys then we do with women! that's just crazy.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

BIG STIFFIES.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

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And I also sing along with the harmonies.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

How would a woman know that happens?

She'd know.

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, anything a man does while he is alone is NOT appealing. That’s why you do it alone, no?

― Rebekkah (burntbrat), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

What about women?

― Nowell (Nowell), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you clap along to music at home when you are really enjoying it?

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

in a word: wangs

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.raucousshop.co.uk/graphics/wangsurfpack.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Please, be aware that at the end of every wang is a person!

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The first and only time I will ever use this word "wang".

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

at the end?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate hairy chests! i like wangs though.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, i guess it could be the end, depending on how you look at it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

(adam, when you are going to respond to the "ask adam" thread?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

the root?

― ryan (ryan), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Does Jon have a giant bushy, hairy chest, caitlin? Does he make you touch it? I'm so sorry.

Does he wear medallions of gold and platinum?

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

wha

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's my card

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://media.hamncheez.com/pictures/hairy_chest_beach.jpg
is this the jon you're looking for

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

very quick with that jpg, weren't you, caitlin?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i uh...

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Rebekkah is OTM, anything a man does by himself, even if it is just making a pot of tea on his own to settle in and watch a bit of American Idol, is completely repulsive. Not sarcasm, because it is true.

When not in the lonely home environment of gross, many men are quite charming.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That's funny because I'm sure any admirer of women here would assume that everything women do on their own is totally hot by default.

but I do see your point

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't!!?!?!? I do ALL KINDS of hot stuff by myself!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

E.g., talk to cats in a funny high-pitched voice.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

100 films that are just better when watched with your shirt off

― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

it's easier to hug guys because you dont get that boobs-pressing-on-boobs thing

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Monkey of the SOUTH, Friday, 3 June 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

What just happened? Where am I?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)