inappropriate timing strikes!

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I was just in the bathroom here at work, and there was this dude taking a shit. I go wash my hands and leave, and as I open the door, there's this cute, nice girl from the office filling her bottle from the drinking fountain. I give her a grin and say hello, and just as I do that the dude in the bathroom lets out a huge, wet, splattery fart/shit (the door hadn't closed yet.)

I'll never forget the look of friendly kindness on her face that turned to horror so fast when that happened...

― dan m (OutDatWay), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

at least she knows it wasnt you...

― petesmith (plsmith), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

The other day, I was sitting down in the bathroom when I heard our promotions girl calling out my name in the hallway. The nosy guy answered her and said, "Well, he was just in his office a moment ago..." I remain seated, just wishing that some people could mind their own buisiness. Then I hear the bathroom door open, a pause, and then the nosy guy saying "Um, he's a little busy right now..."

What does that have to do with timing? I don't know. How long is it going to take for the blood to drain from his head after I slit his fucking throat?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

Are you sure it wasn't her that let out the huge, wet, splattery fart/shit?

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― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I'm pretty sure it wasn't her, the all-tile bathroom caused it to echo around loudly for a bit.

Dude must have been drinking Old Milwaukee or some shit last night.

― dan m (OutDatWay), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Crapping at home is so much nicer than the work crap.

― andy --, Friday, 23 September 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

and THAT's One To Grow On! *wink ;)*

― donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

PP, sorry about that. At least no one stole your home-brought lunch today, leaving half a bag of pita chips by the kitchen sink, like what happened to me. :(

(There's normally a cafeteria open here, but it's closed today, because all the salaried people are over at a "morale meeting" in downtown Seattle today. Just make a guess what this could be.)

― donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Friday, 23 September 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

a latex orgy?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 September 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

That's it. You're right. How did you know?

― donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Friday, 23 September 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

I miss Seattle already.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 23 September 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Because I'm there.
it's awful.

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― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 September 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

All that spooge. I hope you brought tarp.

(Aw, William, we miss you too)

― donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Friday, 23 September 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

No, but someone just handed me a funnel.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 September 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Do not taunt Spoogefunnel (tm)!

― donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Friday, 23 September 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

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