my gf just caught me looking at goatse

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so i was browsing goatse because i haven't seen it in a few years, and just wanted to see if it is still as disturbing. as i was browsing, my gf walked in, so i quickly minimized the window. she noticed this and suspected i was browsing porn. after a little struggle, she managed to pull the window back up just as i stupidly said "it's not what it looks like". she storms out saying "wtf you fucking sicko" etc, i try to call her back and explain but she grabs her stuff and walks out brandishing me a pervert. i'm really worried as it's been 2 hours now, i've tried phoning her, and sent her a text message explaining what happened, but to no avail. i'm afraid i could lose her over this. what do i do?

― deffo logged out for this one, Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/pluto.gif

― Upon closer inspection, I'm wearing loafers, Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Obviously you should have yelled "haha, gotcha!" when she finally got control and pulled up the window.

― mike h. (mike h.), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

I just hope you took the pancake off her pet rabbit's head by now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

I'd pray that she doesn't tell your mum.

― scotstvo (scotstvo), Saturday, 24 September 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I see, so your plan is that we all write stuff here that will make you look good that you can tell her to read this thread.

Tough luck, sicko. I didn't think it was cool when you stuffed that shit up John's ass the first time and I think it's pretty odd that you're still looking at it years later "just to see if it is still as disturbing." Of course it is. You should know. You helped stuff the items up his ass and you filmed it and you put it online. I have a funny feeling the only reason you're not with John now is that his rectum is so incredibly stretched out at this point.

― Well well, Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/wooyayg.gif

you in some trouble, boy.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

http://rosyrockets.com/journal/archives/goatalone.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Point out that it has been made into a popular shirt for young hipsters:
http://omgclothing.com/product/235/Goatse#zoom

http://www.omgclothing.com//product/235/view1.jpg
http://www.omgclothing.com//product/235/minizoom.jpg

And that she is a fucking prude who needs to get out more. (Or stay inside online more, actually, I guess.)

I showed this to everyone in my office (all women, btw) and they all were fascinated/disgusted with it as much as anyone else. They spent the rest of the day image googling goatse stuff: carved goatse jackolanterns and birthday cakes with goatse imsge frosting, etc.

― Leave Her. Get a new girlfriend., Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

i thought it didn't exist anymore?

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Tribute to goatse (where the first Pluto image came from):
http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/

All things goatse (birthday cakes, etc.) Enjoy!

― Leave Her. Get a new girlfriend., Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

This is supposedly real. If it is, do you think this guy regrets his decision yet?

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/dooptats.jpg

― i, Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/animals/bee.gif

― SPARTACUS TWATTERY (I AM LOGGED ON), Saturday, 24 September 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Oh logged out, when will you learn?

― Don King of the Mountain (noodle vague), Saturday, 24 September 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Secretly we all want logged outs life.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Saturday, 24 September 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

do you think this guy regrets his decision yet?

you mean his decision not to have it done on his forehead? Yeah probably

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 24 September 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Nice touch keeping the ring on the correct hand.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 24 September 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if jaff hearts him back.

― the happy smile patrol (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 24 September 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Wouldn't it hurt a lot to get tattooed over your nipple?

― is bean cobian jojo (Bent Over at the Arclight), Sunday, 25 September 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

i bet it feels like pulling your anus apart, but on your nipple

― amon (eman), Sunday, 25 September 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

I had my nipple pierced, that hurt about as much as I imagine anus-tearing would.

― Hotman Paris Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 September 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

just wanted to say that the animated pluto gif upthread syncs up perfectly with the beat of what's playing on my stereo right now, namely "she's lost control" by joy division.

― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Sunday, 25 September 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

just wanted to say that the animated pluto gif upthread syncs up perfectly with the beat of what's playing on my stereo right now, namely "she's lost control" by joy division.

Also, "Barking Dogs" on PIOUGHD, of all things.

― Butthole Surfer, Sunday, 25 September 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

Haha, a lot of the stuff that Goatse page is from Finland, apparently Goatse has been enormously popular in here. For example, I read a story about a polytechnic student using a video projector to project Goatse from his flat onto the nearby trees, causing a bit of a shock to the people living in the adjoining dormitories (though I think most of the polytechnic nerds must've already seen it by then).

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 25 September 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

I've heard about you Finnish people. I remember someone at work talking about how this guy was caught looking at porn on his work computer, "only it was Finnish Playboy he was looking at. You know, it wasn't women in the nip, but animals!". I really like the idea that some entrepreneur in Finland is running a magazine associating bestiality with an upwardly mobile lifestyle.

I've never seen the Goatse website, but I've had it described to me. Or rather, a guy tried to describe it to me, but made it sound like some kind of Lovecraftian monster in its awfulnesse.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 25 September 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

BLOODY FINNS :O)

― BLOODY FINNS, Sunday, 25 September 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

I just hope you took the pancake off her pet rabbit's head by now.

http://www.analse.cx/bunny.gif

For an unbelievable interview with the Goatse man, read here:
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/

Warning! There's pictures of him shoving balls and cucumbers up there and stretching it out at the top. It is interesting to read him talking about his ass stretching, though.

― 72, Sunday, 25 September 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Ew!

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Sunday, 25 September 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

It's a good thing those pictures in the interview blur out his cock. Otherwise someone might find them offensive!

― Lingbertt, Sunday, 25 September 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

To pass that level I had to first train my ass with bigger bottles, like 1.5L pop bottles.

People says video games are harmless...

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

BME: What does it feel like? Is it sort of like getting fucked by a really well hung guy?

I want to make it very clear that I'm not gay -- I LOVE WOMEN!

the goatse doth protest too much, methinks.

― amon (eman), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

"and for my next trick..."

http://www.x-bizar.com/images/bizarre.jpg

― amon (eman), Sunday, 25 September 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

BME: What was it like the first time you stuck anything in your ass?

I was about twenty at the time the first time I tried it. The first time -- actually most of the first year -- I took no pleasure from it. But, I knew that the porn stars seemed to enjoy it, so I stuck at it and grew to love it as well.

See, if you try hard enough, you can achieve anything!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

fourteen years pass...

Set The Controls for the Anus of the Sun

https://cbsnews2-cbsistatic-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2020/09/04/c00adc04-24cd-4d87-b4a0-3bcd9d509deb/thumbnail/640x723/8b18436d371e787f2f4aa285f1b3b9bb/bdm-2020-09-01-mov.gif

― Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 September 2020 23:17 (five years ago)

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