Pirate treasure found! By a robot!

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Robots, pirates, 600 barrels of gold - this story has it all!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1578135,00.html

ledge (ledge), Monday, 26 September 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

No dinosaurs = not having it all.

Pete (Pete), Monday, 26 September 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

Also missing zombies. That shoot lasers out of their eyes.

tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Monday, 26 September 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

All the gold should go to Chile's most recently born kitten.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Monday, 26 September 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)

WARE DA NIJNAS AT?!?!?1?1

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 26 September 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

more than anything else this story needs deranged poison arrow shooting dolphins.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

OAK. ISLAND. TREASURE

~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

yay for probe droids!

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Me and my mate Justin have been planning to write a film for years called Ninjas vs. Nazis vs. Mafia. Jackie Chan would lead the ninjas, Rutgar Hauer would lead the Nazis, and James Gandolfini would lead the Mafia. They are fighting over a magic gold cross which gives its owner control of an army of undead pirates. The film would also have Steve Buscemi and Yaphet Koto in it.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Monday, 26 September 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

Ten billion dollars?

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 26 September 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Me and my mate Justin have been planning to write a film for years called Ninjas vs. Nazis vs. Mafia. Jackie Chan would lead the ninjas, Rutgar Hauer would lead the Nazis, and James Gandolfini would lead the Mafia. They are fighting over a magic gold cross which gives its owner control of an army of undead pirates. The film would also have Steve Buscemi and Yaphet Koto in it.

Clearly you have not heard of Fantasy Mission Force:

In a Hong Kong martial arts film that completely defies description, an elite group of fighters in World War II (including Jackie Chan, a Wayne Newton clone, a hobo and two Chinese guys in Scottish kilts) must rescue a group of generals (including Abraham Lincoln [!?]) from Japanese Nazis who drive late '70s model American cars.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 September 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Must. See. Now.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Monday, 26 September 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)


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