Quick! Cryptically Apologize For Something That You Still Feel Bad About!

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Mrs. K, I'm sorry about that cable television remark. I don't know what I was thinking. And sorry about all the comic books and porn. I was young!

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

Alison, I'm awfully sorry about the nakedness. it will never happen again.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Dude, how many times can I say it? I'm sorry for leaving you in the lurch like that. I was 14 and scared of gettin gmy ass kicked too. I was a punk. I'm sorry.

― bsj30 (bsj30), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Mrs B, sorry for stealing my cig supply from you but you paid shit, so...

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

Mom, sorry you had to see the girl with the bald flange. I'll try not to fall asleep with one of those open again.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

List would be too long.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Uhhh, that thing? Yeah. Dude, i'm sorry for that. I felt like complete shit for like 4 days afterwards. Seriously.

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

an open flange?

xxpost

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

sorry for starting that one thread

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm just fucking sorry, okay?

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

Sorry for addressing a letter to you as 'dear tart age 5'. I never knew it would end in your whole family leaving the village.

― suckling pig at a rave (alix), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

S.J., sorry about that beer! I know it put you in an awkward position. I was young!

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

I'm so sorry! I swear to God I thought it would bounce!

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry it was too big for you, you should've said so earlier.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

I know you still hold me responsible for what happened at the ferry, and I've come to accept that it probably was my fault, mostly.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry about that one monday

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry that you had to witness it, I was drunk and she was hot.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

C, I'm truly sorry it had to be this way, we both know it's for the best though.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm really sorry. The ape tricked me!

― chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

I thought you were pretending to be asleep or I wouldn't have held your nose for so long. Sorry. It certainly won't happen again.

― Rumpie, Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Je vous prie très humblement de m’excuser. Si j’avais su qu’elle était votre propre fille, je ne l’aurais peut-être pas baisée, ou au moins, pas autant.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

Who would have thought "inflammable" and "flammable" meant the same thing??!

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry about that time I got drunk.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry about those pictures... it just seemed the right thing to do at the time.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, ignored 'cryptically' in the title.

See, my Catholic guilt makes me want to spill my guts at any opportunity.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Sorry! Sorry, everyone! I get carried away sometimes. Won't happen again. Please forgive me.

― Sickheart Fuzzbrain, Tuesday, 27 September 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Sorry I waited until you got back and didn't just tell you on the phone. Callow youth, you know?

― willpie (willpie), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

listen, i didnt even like him. its just, you know, i had to win and it seemed like you were trying to win too. anyway, you dont put down your friend to impress some guy because it doesnt work and it makes you look stupid so you can go ahead and apologise for that when youre ready. so, i won (shockah) but, believe me, the next year with that person was more punishing than anything you could dish out. which reminds me, did you put some kind of hexx on me? i know you went all black arts after we parted ways and things have been kind of out of whack since then like i used to be able to pull off anything and now i seem to fuck up everything. if so, please remove. oh yeah, and that letter you sent me years later, the one that said you dreamed i died and you woke up crying not because i had died but because it wasnt you who got to kill me, i heard you got mad i never replied. cute letter but, well, im not sorry. sorry.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry I freaked out when you wouldn't get off of me. You were being fun but I thought you were psycho.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

Sorry about the second one. The first was too much anyway. I should have said something.

― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

SORRY -- it wasn't like you were that into her anyway.

― Confounded (Confounded), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

i'm not sorry!

― ai lien (kold_krush), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

but i do feel bad.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

I was drunk!

― PappaWheelie B.C., Tuesday, 27 September 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Sorry that I keep reading your chicks' msgs sent to you via our shared myspace account.

― JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ, Tuesday, 27 September 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

S, sorry I called you by your boyfriend's previous girlfriend's name. I've been squirming about that one all week.

― moley, Tuesday, 27 September 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

I didn't mean to be cruel, I was joking! Kind of.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm sorry for when you drove me through the chest-high weeds in your amc eagle looking for the bicycle and i said "look, there it is!" i already knew it was there. i had my reasons.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

hey, marathon man. sorry i laugh every time i see you collapse just before the end of that race.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Dear L,

"tart" is a term of endearment in Northern England, where I am from.

Honest.

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

sorry i sounded like an idiot just then i don't have much of an excuse. I'm kind've dumb.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Sorry for what I called you, I deserved the slap in the face. And the teacher laughing at me.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry I gaev you teh ihv.

― Jimmy Mod Loves Alan Canseco (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry I made that crap up, it wasn't for your benefit, it was for hers. It proved what I always thought....okay, had thought for some time.

― Bombed Out and Depleted / Kate (papa november), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

God, I'm sorry for this ILX lark. I'm tryin man. I'm tryin.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

I'm soo fucking sorry. I didn't know it was an indoors cat. I still feel like shit when I think about it.

― sffd, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

eight years pass...

"S.J., sorry about that beer! I know it put you in an awkward position. I was young!"

still feel terrible about this...

― scott seward, Saturday, 9 November 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

also: to the management and employees of the Mcdonalds in Brookfield, Connecticut, they totally should have locked me up and i kinda wish they had just to teach me a lesson but the cops thought i was the plumber's son and they let me go with a warning. i'm really really sorry.

― scott seward, Saturday, 9 November 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)

i'm sorry i never called, never wrote, just disappeared.

― CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Sunday, 10 November 2013 01:33 (twelve years ago)

nine years pass...

horace, i'm so sorry that i made you storm out of salad alley that morning because i was playing The Land of Rape and Honey so loud! I still feel terrible.

― scott seward, Monday, 23 October 2023 14:26 (two years ago)

Anonymous driver, I'm sorry I nearly cut you off on Route 2 last spring, but I was scanning the radio dial on Sirius and accidentally hit the button that rewinds the song and it was a Offspring song I didn't like so I was trying to get back to normal scanning and still haven't quite figured out that out.

― henry s, Monday, 23 October 2023 15:23 (two years ago)

also, Whole Foods employee, I'm sorry I was overly sarcastic with you but I swear I didn't steal a chicken even though you asked me nicely if I did.

― henry s, Monday, 23 October 2023 15:26 (two years ago)

Ray, I'm sorry I was such a dick to you for . . . fourteen years.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 October 2023 15:30 (two years ago)

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