BIN LADEN crushed to KETCHUP in earthquake?

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where's your god now am i RITE lolz

― oh the IRONY, Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

you are the worst troll ever

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

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― don't cry, Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

The U.S. owes that earthquake $50-million.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

"Who do I make the check out to?"

"Vishnu, that's V-i-s-h-n-u."

― Its morph 'em to pun cute (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

i'll split it with the earthquake 50/50.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

hasn't he been dead for like a year?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

they've even run out of archived tapes now

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

bin Laden's been in western china for like two years.

― andy --, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

why didn't you tell anyone?

― my name is john. i reside in chicago. (frankE), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

That's some sweet hush money he's making.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

uygur separatists are concealing him, it's common knowledge.

― andy --, Thursday, 13 October 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

There's a guy works done the chip shop swears he's Osama...

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 14 October 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

If he's alive, why doesn't he release a video instead of all those audio tapes? A video would be a much more powerful incitement to his followers, and would be irrefutable proof of life. A more effective nose-thumbing to his enemies. I think he's been dead all along. The tapes are probably made by a skilled impressionist.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if said impressionist has his own variety show on AlJazeera. Or a video charades game. Who's the Jack Benny of the East anyway? I wonder if he does an impression of him too.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)

I heard he lives in Penge.

― Suckling robot at a warrior rave (alix), Friday, 14 October 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

See, that's the thing. We think we've got a monopoly on impressionists. Yet another Western assumption that makes them want to blow us up.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

VH1 Behind The Music: The Making of The Bin Laden Audiotapes.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

"Bin Laden Determined to Strike Christopher Chance"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 14 October 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

OUT-OF-WORK SADDAM HUSSEIN DOUBLE TO STAR IN BIN LADEN "TORA BORA" VIDEO.
"Really, all us Arab types look alike. If you've done one you can do them all."

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

uygur separatists are concealing him, it's common knowledge.

Hey man, some of my best friends are Uygur Separatists, and they've never said a fuckin' thing.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 15 October 2005 01:03 (twenty years ago)

"ketchup"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 October 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

catsup

― amon (eman), Sunday, 16 October 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

Bin Laden turned into A VEGETABLE!!!!!!!

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 16 October 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

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