being hung over = deeply horny?

I'm worried now.

(yes, for me, being very hungover does often involve being very horny too)

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oh god, i was so horny today after a night of drunken debauchery. it was so sad for me not to have a girl to wake up to. instead I wrote a love poem. i was thinking about posting an ad for myself on craigslist that said 'short, tubby man seeking good-looking girl with no stds to make love to immediately'. You know, I might still do it (if I don't have to put a picture of myself). I dont know how else to get a girl without trying :(

the state of things today. shame. a man can't go up to a girl and hump her or ask to hump her or anything primal. hang on to your ego.

crepey

you are the state of things today

I'm pretty sure you can go up to a "girl" and ask to hump her if you like.

you can but you can't, you know?

freedom of futile speech

this is a total dude thing

being horny and hungover or wanting to ask girls to hump?

signal your hump-want

The last thing I want to do when hungover is do anything even remotely sexual. The second-to-last thing: everything else.

Every time I wake up hung over...yeah. But also true every other time I wake up, soooo....

But... all I can really manage to focus on when hung over is gatorade and pain killers gatorade and pain killers gatorade and pain killers gatorade and pain killers gatorade and pain killers gatorade and pain killers...

Just had an allday breakfast to combat the hangover, nom nom

I'm on to gatorade number two now.

The worst is when you're too hung over do do anything about it. Like the times when just a bit of plain ol water sends you running to the porcelain.

"So, how is it that we want sex so badly after a night of heavy drinking? Well, to understand this we need to dip into the workings of the male endocrine system. Testosterone production is part of a negative feedback system (a self-correcting mechanism), centered in the hypothalamus and pituitary gland. In short, the hypothalamus produces a hormone that stimulates the pituitary gland to produce a second hormone called luteinizing hormone (LH), which travels in the bloodstream to stimulate production of yet a third hormone, testosterone. When testosterone levels are low, receptors in the brain and pituitary gland signal these organs to secrete more testosterone stimulating hormones. By the time you wake up on Sunday morning, this corrective mechanism is in full flight."

according to this embarrasingly named website:
http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/partying_penis.shtml

Like the times when just a bit of plain ol water sends you running to the porcelain.

last time i was in that state, inexplicably lemon fanta turned out to be the solution

Would not have guessed.

I knew a certain extremely charming lady in Paris who opined that the best cure for a hangover was fucking and daikon, though she added that the daikon was optional.

i can never find lemon fanta around here for some reason. i want to make clara's that remind me of Barcelona

read that as "fucking a daikon" then once again was disappointed by life.

As impish as she was that may indeed have been an option. She would never have confirmed or denied it either way, I'm certain.

! I thought I was the only one.

No, you are not the only one. This is entirely true.

that you get horny or that fucking a daikon is your cure?

lol @ the 6 mos ago lorax revive

Oh god what was I thinking two years ago? If someone tried it on with me while I was hungover I think I'd just start throwing up.

i think it depends on the degree of hangover, but to me, it's fantastic.

I guess I'll buy the testosterone/endocrine thing from upthread, but it just seems to me that when I'm tired or hungover, my mind tends to slow down and not wander and the simpler urges stand out and unlike say, eating which requires getting up, fucking doesn't require fire or a recipe and I can do it while lying down. Since hearing Mme. de Navarre's hang-over cure so many years ago, I now believe that the best cure is orgasm followed by sleep, repeated as necessary.

signal your hump-want

-- Just got offed

^^^back any day now, btw

Since hearing Mme. de Navarre's hang-over cure so many years ago, I now believe that the best cure is orgasm followed by sleep, repeated as necessary.

I would add (1) shower (2) LARGE glass of water (3) bong hit (4) orgasm (5) sleep

In that order, as quickly as possible so as not to actually have to suffer reality for too long while hungover.

if it's not a crushing hangover i like to sweat it out sometimes (bike ride or gym).

B.L.A.M., I don't mind taking my time for the last two.

Jordan, I don't see why one couldn't 'sweat it out' and still follow Mme de Navarre's advice.

lol @ the 6 mos ago lorax revive

-- J0rdan S., Friday, May 23, 2008 12:53 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, I didn't want to revive it because there was no way I could compete with that.

Jordan, I don't see why one couldn't 'sweat it out' and still follow Mme de Navarre's advice.

-- Michael White, Friday, May 23, 2008 2:17 PM (Friday, May 23, 2008 2:17 PM) Bookmark Link

this

if one is single, one has to make do.

has this not been said yet?
being hung = deeply horny

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ACHTUNG!

at one point I said being hungover does make you horny. but not today. today I feel sick. how hungover you are, really has to be taken into account.

I made a error in judgment last night (aye aye aye, the vodka goggles get me in trouble sometimes) and I am hung over today + horny. Walking around the streets today was torture, as there was a Memorial Day parade and the International Mr. Leather and Grabby Awards are in town (gay porn awards - like the People's Choice of gay porn) so there was lots of hot military muscle and butch homo running around.

On Hangovers

too pissed to bust a nut the previous day?

LOL this is an old one, but being hung over makes your sexual desire go up by 50% this site has a cool article on it as well.

yes.

Also, very hungry. The syndrome is called being "horngry."

This makes zero sense to me: having a hangover usually leaves me with that throbbing sort of headache where you need your blood to stay still and not rush anywhere around your body. (You know, the kind where you bend down to pick up the paper and feel like all your blood has drained into your skull and is on the verge of cracking it open.) That plus any form of "little death" = the feeling of a rather bigger death.

yah elevated heart rate + "why is the carpet pulsating???" are not awesome

These things are true. The desire is strong, but the execution is difficult.

Thanks, now I'm going to sit here for ten minutes trying to figure out where to go with this "pulsating carpet" set-up

did anyone else read the cool article at that site

yeah, was way cool.

i definitely get the hornover. I think every time I had a drunken one-night stand while at university with an unattractive girl I woke up and hit it again in the cold light of day for this very reason.

This makes zero sense to me

this is the thing