PRETZELS ARE A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY

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..and they're Unamerican

― Brian MacDonald, Sunday, 13 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what is it with the bushes and food? unless he was tkaing the pretzel anally...

― Geoff, Sunday, 13 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why did I have to be in the middle of a packet of pretzels when I read this?

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 13 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"But the dogs were looking at him funny," Fleischer said is my favorite line!

― rosemary, Sunday, 13 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If only the pretzel had done its patriotic duty and finished him off. Cheney would have had a heart attack and died, and our president would be...Dennis Hastert! Pure mediocrity for the next few years, as opposed to Bush's virulent mediocrity.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i hate to wish for the death of someone, but my emotions do

― mike hanle y, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's not that I hate Bush, but there was a definite "Damn, that would have just been perfect!" rush that went through my brain when I heard the news.

― N., Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Eats pretzel, faints, falls off the couch, scrapes up his face... this is just beyond comedy. I can already see Chevy Chase doing it...

― Sean, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, it's lovely that Fleischer provides this knee-jerk defense of the dogs. "No, really," he says, "the dogs do love Bush, just like small children do! They didn't do anything because they were confused!"

And it's such an important detail, lest we imagine Bush choking and his anthropomorphic dogs sitting around snickering because they don't necessarily like him any better than some of us do. He defends both Bush and the dogs in one tidy phrase.

― Nitsuh, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Finally I understand Pretzel Logic.

― Pete, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did a Secret Service agent wrestle the pretzel to the ground afterwards? The article doesn't say.

― Michael Daddino, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can relate to what happened, actually -- every time I watch the Ravens I get sick.

― Jeff Wright, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was it a big pretzel made of dough or a little on like you get from m&s?

― Jonnie, Monday, 21 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three years pass...

mmm pretzels

― monsanto and yanni (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 June 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

mmmmm indeed
i miss pretzels

― dahlin (dahlin), Monday, 27 June 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

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