― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)
― Dan (New Emo Hit Song) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)
― gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)
― inert false cat (sleep), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)
― Dan (I'm Scared, Mommy) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)
― stu (stu), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)
― stu (stu), Monday, 13 March 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
― blueski, Friday, 12 October 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)
i forgot about the time this happened
― s1ocki, Friday, 12 October 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)
other... type...?
― onimo, Friday, 12 October 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)
IT does fucking suck, esp. if you are in eighth grade gym class with a bleeding tongue and your coach tries to outdo you by showing the big rift in his tongue from when he bit it and tells you to get back to running laps.
― Abbott, Friday, 12 October 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
I was eating a hard boiled egg on Sunday and accidentally bit into my lower lip REALLY REALLY hard and now I have an ulcer that keeps rubbing against my teeth and it hurts like buggery and makes my mouth go funny so I look demented.
― the next grozart, Friday, 12 October 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)
I AHVE THAT EXACT SAME SHIT GOING NO RIGHT NOW TOO IT FUCKING HURTS DIE MOUTH DIE
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 12 October 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)
this hurts especially with the pointy teeths
― a puppy, Friday, 12 October 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)
AAAAARGH!!
― jed_, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:56 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.klmahajan.com/pcat-gifs/products-small/mouth-guards2.jpg
― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)
I read this as; bring your tongue fucking sucks
― VeronaInTheClub, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)
Bring it, you tongue sucking fucks!
― snoball, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 09:22 (seventeen years ago)
sucking your tongue fucking bites
haha i opened up this thread to post just this
― Ste, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 09:30 (seventeen years ago)
i thought you meant metaphorically. it is really frustrating to not say what you want to say.
― Maria, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)
Biting yr fucking tongue sucks.
― libcrypt, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
rip s1ocki
― omar little, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)
Biting off someone else is worserer:
A woman who bit off her boyfriend's tongue during a birthday kiss will be jailed, a judge has warned.
― Dom Cry For Me, Passantino (NickB), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
that headline seems to fall into the "no shit, Sherlock" file
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2295152.ece
A WOMAN asked her boyfriend for a kiss — then bit off his TONGUE, a court heard yesterday.
Tracey Davies, 40, allegedly dropped the severed chunk on the floor.
She is said to have later handed it to police in a plastic bag, telling them: “We had a domestic and I bit his tongue off... here it is.”
― Dom Cry For Me, Passantino (NickB), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)
A WOMAN!
issues
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)
You bite someone's tongue off, you should expect to go down.
Someone bites your's off, and um, probably not so much anymore.
― Dom Cry For Me, Passantino (NickB), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)
(apostrophe catastrophe)
good attempt tho
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
This is the worst. Any advice for quickie cures? Is it best not to speak until some healing has begun, or does than not matter?
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Monday, 6 August 2018 20:08 (seven years ago)
I do this in my sleep now :-(
― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Monday, 6 August 2018 20:24 (seven years ago)
^show off
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 August 2018 20:25 (seven years ago)
i did this last night so painfully while eating and the bite if right in the middle of my tongue, i've no idea how i even managed it.
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Monday, 6 August 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)