"Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them..." (likely eventually NSFW)

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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

heavens!

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

YSI?

― Dan (ILM Response) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

Awww, I like like happy endings.

xpost!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure you like happy endings, Thermo, but that's not something to discuss in public.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the penis is usually pretty good!" Bales said.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

I like my penis neat, no ice.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

SHAKEN NOT STIRRED

― Dan (Worst Martini Ever) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

wait 'til you see myyyy

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

say hello to my little friend

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

I do also like the URL of the story, if you read to the end.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

That guy made one hell of a roommate, let me tell you.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

"what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is cutting off his penis in the living room"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

"...in a trucker hat"

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Hi honey, I'm home. You'll never believe what happened down the station today.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

hahaa yeah Ned I laughed at the URL too ("ouch17")

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Anyone want to guess what ouchs 1-16 were?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 March 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:17 (twenty years ago)

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