Gene Simmons dies of heart attack

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...in my dream the other night. I think it was a heart attack. I had visions of him on his last tour looking all fat and sweaty under the make-up and I thought, "yep, the signs were there."

I am posting this only to declare I dreamt it first if he does die of a heart attack ever. Then, I will point you to this thread as proof of psychic phenomena.

Guitar/Cello Duet, Friday, 17 March 2006 18:38 (twenty years ago)

yeesh

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

this thread is not funny @ all.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

maybe it was Will Ferrell in scary makeup lolol

Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

bad

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 March 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

Gene Simmons has never been one to shy away from voicing his political opinions and the KISS frontman tells Pop Tarts he is anticipating some serious power shifts to take place as a result of the midterm elections in November.

"There is going to be major change. The American public is very, very angry. I believed in this administration, and I voted for President Obama, I also voted for President Clinton, and I also voted for President Bush,” Simmons said this week at the launch of Activision’s “Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock” in Los Angeles. “I will vote my conscience, and I'll be damned if anybody is going to point a finger at me and say ‘vote along party lines.’ America is like me – sometimes they vote this way, sometimes they vote that way."

But when it comes to certain issues, Simmons isn’t afraid to admit his allegiances aren’t exactly in keeping with Hollywood’s stereotypes.

“I am fiscally and in terms of foreign policy, very conservative. Like everybody, we want to pay less taxes not more,” he continued.

And on that note, Simmons is taking the Tea Party movement very seriously.

“You have to take any movement that expresses the will of the public seriously. You can't point to any direction and say ‘this is nonsense’ because the people who are involved in any movement, are doing it because they believe,” he explained. “Who am I to say that what they're doing is right or wrong? At the end of the day, no matter what anyone believes in, no matter what side of the aisle you’re on, you have the opportunity to vote, and express your feelings.”

So what’s Simmons’ message to those in power? Zip the lip and just do the work.

“I resent the fact that the Democrats are making fun of the Tea Party, and likewise, I don't like the Republicans making fun of Democrats. Basically, shut up; don't tell me what's wrong with the other party. Tell me what you're going to do for me, then I'll let you know who I'm going to vote for,” he told us. “This is why America is like me – sometimes Republicans get in, sometimes Democrats get in. As soon as one messes up, we throw them out. Watch what's going to happen this election."

buzza, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

Zombie Gene Simmons, still voting, still active!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

i have no idea what 'pop tarts' is so i can only picture the above as a monologue simmons gave to a box of pop tarts.

balls, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

I believed in this administration, and I voted for President Obama, I also voted for President Clinton, and I also voted for President Bush.

Gene Simmons only votes for WINNERS

da croupier, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)

As the Demon goes, so goes the nation.

Loup-Garou G (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 06:21 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgSp6_qoBI0

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)

I hope he votes in full makeup/costume.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)

Gene Simmons cuts ad for Christine O'Donnell: "I am not an oversexed Demon Creature with an unusually large and nimble tongue..."

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

I resent the fact that the Democrats are making fun of the Tea Party, and likewise, I don't like the Republicans making fun of Democrats. Basically, shut up.

haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:55 (fifteen years ago)

Any idea how he feels about NASCAR drivers making fun of Libertarians?

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:03 (fifteen years ago)

I thought Simmons was British?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

No you're thinking of the drums.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

Lost a lot of weight, looking good

http://i46.tinypic.com/2ai38l0.jpg

The Jacket Bastard (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 11 March 2013 03:23 (thirteen years ago)

Nasal Hair

buzza, Monday, 11 March 2013 04:19 (thirteen years ago)

looking "good"

Aimless, Monday, 11 March 2013 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

looking ""good""

Lucky Money BUddha (Matt P), Monday, 11 March 2013 04:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/s5o3qRi.jpg

poopdeck pappy (beard papa), Monday, 11 March 2013 05:34 (thirteen years ago)

this thread is not funny @ all.
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, March 17, 2006 11:40 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sleepingbag, Monday, 11 March 2013 05:43 (thirteen years ago)

beard papa

buzza, Monday, 11 March 2013 06:19 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, that's the KISS guy and not Nick Cave?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 09:56 (thirteen years ago)

It's jack nicholson

gubba hoy hoy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 10:20 (thirteen years ago)

It's the bloke who played Sylar in Heroes in the US remake of Jekyll.

Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 13:15 (thirteen years ago)


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