I always liked this passage for a variety of reasons -- of course its humor (snobbish perhaps but no less accurate for that) but also its willingness to embrace a truth that at the time of its 1992 publication most cyberpunk writers had avoided or ignored, namely that far from being a world were everyone was 'cool' online, a true Internet/virtual world means a wide range of people with differing goals. donut was grousing a bit today about the terrible range of 'unique' (but not really) MySpace profiling tweaks out there, which probably suggested the conceptual connection. It occurs near the start of the book as Stephenson discusses the Metaverse and the Street, where many logged-in folks congregate using their avatars. Hiro, the lead figure, notices two couples:
The couples coming off the monorail can't afford to have custom avatars made and don't know how to write their own. They have to buy off-the-shelf avatars. One of the girls has a pretty nice one. It would be considered quite the fashion statement among the K-Tel set. Looks like she has bought the Avatar Construction Set(tm) and put together her own, customized model out of miscellaneous parts. It might even look something like its owner. Her date doesn't look half bad himself.
The other girl is a Brandy. Her date is a Clint. Brandy and Clint are both popular, off-the-shelf models. When white-trash high school girls are going on a date in the Metaverse, they invariably run down to the computer-games section of the local Wal-Mart and buy a copy of Brandy. The user can select three breast sizes: improbable, impossible, and ludicrous. Brandy has a limited repertoire of facial expressions: cute and pouty; cute and sultry; perky and interested; smiling and receptive; cute and spacy. Her eyelashes are half and inch long, and the software is so cheap that they are rendered as solid ebony chips. When a Brandy flutters her eyelashes, you can almost feel a breeze.
Clint is just the male counterpart of Brandy. He is craggy and handsome and has an extremely limited range of facial expressions.
Hiro wonders, idly, how these two couples got together. They are clearly from disparate social classes. Perhaps older and younger siblings. But then they come down the escalator and disappear into the crowd and become part of the Street, where there are enough Clints and Brandys to found a new ethnic group.
Discuss, debate, ignore, laugh at, feel superior towards, etc.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 March 2006 07:28 (twenty years ago)
― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 19 March 2006 07:48 (twenty years ago)
― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Sunday, 19 March 2006 08:50 (twenty years ago)
― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 19 March 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)
― stet (stet), Sunday, 19 March 2006 14:12 (twenty years ago)
Alas too true.
Google as the Librarian, I like that. No shuffling on tatami mats, though.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 March 2006 14:42 (twenty years ago)
Also in 92 you'd stll have been on AMA, Ned? I don't imagine that it took 14 years for you to figure out that there were uncool people on the internet (though the ratio has been rising, it's true).
Actually do you have some examples of the unique MySpace tweaks? I don't think I've seen them (or maybe I can't distinguish between various types of looking like busy ass)
I was thinking yesterday about how I'm in general in favour of misusing/subverting the intentions of technology, or at least doing so as a dialogue. So after the intial flurry of use of Friendster as the network discovery that it was supposed to be, people started adding fake accounts for stars, and the original purpose broke down. Then Friendster added 'I am a fan of' as well as 'I am a friend of', to allow people to use it both ways. Which makes it all the stranger that MySpace, which is finally found it's niche as Friendster for bands, doesn't have anything similar.
And the thing I'm seeing on MySpace a lot is instead of sending people messages using the private messaging, people are leaving them as comments on the person's page, which is just wrong, meaning that I'm just old.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 19 March 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)
I'll let donut speak for it more! (From where I'm at the actual point of comparison missing would be the Army of Emo Head Shots and Mascara.)
I actually read the book in 1994, at which time I'd only been on the net for a year myself. Keep in mind at the time of reading it I thought it was a striking thought and over the years it's been a case more of seeing how the idea finally ended up playing out. 'Uncool' is a loaded word on my end, admittedly -- more the (hardly original on anyone's part) reflection that as a general populace embraces a means of communication/expression, the results will be rather different than that which was first there.
Oh man, where to begin. Well donut identified two as specific plagues to MySpace he's dealt with recently:
* the 'dalmatian' black/white spotted background which, in combination with black or white text on the page, results in an often unreadable mess
* the 'I'll load up five videos and have all of them playing at once when you log on to my page' approach. I encountered one of these the other day and was duly saddened.
Speak up, sonny.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 March 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)
― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Sunday, 19 March 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 March 2006 18:14 (twenty years ago)
I do the public/private message thing :(
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 19 March 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 March 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)
― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Sunday, 19 March 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)
Check excelsior thread for a post from Mickey for context.
xpost -- Hahaha
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 March 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)
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― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Sunday, 19 March 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 19 March 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)
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― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)
...it's interesting, because people say "Stephenson PREDICTED" this, when I think that, in some ways, it's more a matter of influence, esp. in video games (which is really the area I can speak about with some knowledge of having spoken to hundreds and hundreds of game creators)....I'd say most guys in the industry were real big Snowcrash fan, and, in some ways, I think that book might have altered the course of the industry a bit, esp. in the online gaming sphere...for example, just one little fact, but I'm pretty sure I've heard that Microsoft's J Allard (Xbox guru)'s online name is actually Hiro Protagonist...
...so basically I think it's a mix of prediction and influence...i.e. Stephenson saw things evolving in a certain way, then published a book about it, then a bunch of computer nerds sort of came up reading his book and made some of the stuff happen in reality...a wierd confluence of events I guess...
I actually just read it for the first time a couple of months ago (out of a wierd sense of "duty" or something)....it's not that great a book.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 24 March 2006 18:17 (twenty years ago)
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 24 March 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 24 March 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)
so who's been reading his latest?
― kingfish, Monday, 15 September 2008 06:09 (seventeen years ago)
Not me yet, but I've for some reason been rereading The Confusion...still good, but god the courtly intrigue drags the second time through.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 September 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)
still waiting for the goddamn thing to arrive in shops
― -- (stet), Monday, 15 September 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)
I haven't read anything but Cryptonomicon, which I loved. What else is essential?
― chap, Monday, 15 September 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)
Diamond Age, Snow Crash.
― -- (stet), Monday, 15 September 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)
I think the next big thing is going to be social networking sites with APIs like "Web2.0" sites like Flickr and del.icio.us have.― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Sunday, March 19, 2006 6:24 PM (2 years ago)
― -- (stet), Monday, 15 September 2008 15:39 (seventeen years ago)
Is the Baroque Cycle worth wading through? It looks interesting, but jesus is it big.
― chap, Monday, 15 September 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)
I've had zero desire to read it. Friends who have say the first book is good and then it all spectacularly goes to shit afterwards.
― lol (HI DERE), Monday, 15 September 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)
article in wired made this dude look like a massive tool
― gr8080 (max), Monday, 15 September 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)
this one:"Novelist Neal Stephenson Once Again Proves He's the King of the Worlds"http://www.wired.com/culture/art/magazine/16-09/mf_stephenson?
― koogs, Monday, 15 September 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)
From Jennifer Egan's Look at Me (2001):
"It's not a magazine--it's a database," he said. "What I'm doing is, I'm optioning the rights to people's stories, just ordinary Americans: an autoworker, a farmer, a deep-sea diver, a mother of six, a corrections officer, a pool shark...Each one of these folks will have their own home page--we call it a PersonalSpace(TM)--devoted exclusively to their lives, internal and external."
...
Each one would be different, he explained, to reflect the life of the individual, but certain categories would be standard: Photographs of the subject and his or her family. Childhood Memories. Dreams. Diary Entries...And people could add their own categories, too: Things That Make Me Angry. Political Views. Hobbies."
― jaymc, Monday, 15 September 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)
I bogged down immediately in the Baroque Cycle trying to get a handle on the enormous cast of characters, and then started enjoying it more and more as it went on. I found it to be worth the time, but YMMV. (I wasn't entirely convinced by the idea of the love interest that thrives across the decades, but the travels and geopolitical shenanigans were fun.)
― Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Monday, 15 September 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)
i read the latest a few months ago. it's good - well written - but ultimately it feels like three different books
1) mathy portrait of the artist as a young man2) paul theroux on a different planet3) rama w. monks
― remy bean, Monday, 15 September 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)
otm
― TOMBOT, Monday, 15 September 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)
I think the Diamond Age is pretty brilliant but can't deal with anything else he's written. Snow Crash is very badly written, the later books are too offputting...I'll try to get through them again one day probably.
― akm, Monday, 15 September 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)
It showed up on my Kindle last week after I pre-ordered it a few weeks ago. It started out a bit dense (although he warns the reader at the beginning about this), do to lots of made-up words, but I've been liking it more and more. I'm about 15% of the way the through. I'm scared that the ending will suck, though, since that seems to happen a lot with him (See: Snow Crash, Diamond Age).
― schwantz, Monday, 15 September 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)
the ending doesn't suck, it just ... well ... belongs in a different book
― remy bean, Monday, 15 September 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)
"do??" I meant "due."
― schwantz, Monday, 15 September 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)
As an aside (and I'm not spilling anything here - see this), the Kindle codename was Fiona. Founder was a big NS fan.
― schwantz, Monday, 15 September 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)
I actually have read The Diamond Age, but I forgot all about it till just now.
2) paul theroux on a different planet
This sounds good.
― chap, Monday, 15 September 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)
Neal Stephenson: Cryptonomicon & more...
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 September 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)
So:
Joe Cornish, who has been offered a ton of projects since his alien invasion breakthrough film Attack The Block, has been set to write and direct the Neal Stephenson novel Snow Crash. The book has just been reacquired by Paramount Pictures, with Kathleen Kennedy and Kennedy/Marshall producing.It’s the second go around on the project for Paramount, which first developed the book back when it was published in 1992. It is a big bestseller and a seminal cyber-punk book that probably was ahead of its time. The book is set in the near future, when the U.S. exists as a patchwork of corporate-franchise city-states, and private enterprise and the mafia control everything. The plot involves a computer virus that is manifested as a drug called Snow Crash that is transmitted visually from computer screens to unsuspecting users, frying their brains. Hiro Protagonist – that’s the character’s name – a computer hacker/samurai swordsman/pizza delivery driver who investigates and tries to stop the takeover of postmodern civilization. It sounds wild, but it is steeped in its own mythology and has become a cult favorite among the cyberpunk set. Paramount dropped the project years ago and it went to Disney with Kennedy/Marshall and languished. Kennedy introduced Cornish to the book, he committed and it is now back at Paramount and is a priority. Cornish is repped by CAA and Independent Talent and the book was repped by CAA for the lit agency Darhansoff & Verrill.
It’s the second go around on the project for Paramount, which first developed the book back when it was published in 1992. It is a big bestseller and a seminal cyber-punk book that probably was ahead of its time. The book is set in the near future, when the U.S. exists as a patchwork of corporate-franchise city-states, and private enterprise and the mafia control everything. The plot involves a computer virus that is manifested as a drug called Snow Crash that is transmitted visually from computer screens to unsuspecting users, frying their brains. Hiro Protagonist – that’s the character’s name – a computer hacker/samurai swordsman/pizza delivery driver who investigates and tries to stop the takeover of postmodern civilization. It sounds wild, but it is steeped in its own mythology and has become a cult favorite among the cyberpunk set. Paramount dropped the project years ago and it went to Disney with Kennedy/Marshall and languished. Kennedy introduced Cornish to the book, he committed and it is now back at Paramount and is a priority. Cornish is repped by CAA and Independent Talent and the book was repped by CAA for the lit agency Darhansoff & Verrill.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 June 2012 13:46 (fourteen years ago)
poor old ilb: Neal Stephenson: Cryptonomicon & more...
― Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:54 (fourteen years ago)