If it weren't for the Pro-Life Movement, Britney Spears would not have had a child!

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Dedication honors nude Britney Spears giving birth

"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

Defend in the Indefensible, anyone?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 24 March 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.caplakesting.com/danedwards/big/Img_0065.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 24 March 2006 01:45 (twenty years ago)

omgwtf

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 24 March 2006 01:51 (twenty years ago)

if you walk around back, is sean's head poking out?

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 24 March 2006 01:54 (twenty years ago)

It'd be better if K-Fed's head was poking out.

Or Johnny Knoxville.

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 24 March 2006 01:55 (twenty years ago)

INDEED IT IS, APPARENTLY.

a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 24 March 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Wow.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Ok this earth.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:10 (twenty years ago)

btw that looks nothing like Britney Spears.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

The face is close enough, I guess. I have no idea what Britney looks like naked so I can't comment on the rest. The wolf's head is what makes the whole thing work though.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:15 (twenty years ago)

http://web.tiscali.it/silviodr/Korova%20milk%20bar.jpg

― phil d. (Phil D.), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:16 (twenty years ago)

it's a bear

focus, people.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:16 (twenty years ago)

Превед!

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:22 (twenty years ago)

The best part is that it's pro-life.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:27 (twenty years ago)

at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district

O RLY?

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bullshit.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:28 (twenty years ago)

it's on the gallery website, fwiw.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:31 (twenty years ago)

i'm not saying it doesn't exist. i'm saying that this is Michael Jackson and Bubbles, all over again.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:33 (twenty years ago)

i'm not saying it doesn't exist. i'm saying that this is Michael Jackson and Bubbles, all over again.

-- gbx (in....), March 23rd, 2006 9:33 PM. (skowly) (later) (link)

Eh? Elaborate please, for I am stupid.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.broadartfoundation.org/images/artwork/koons_michael_lg.jpg

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 24 March 2006 07:21 (twenty years ago)

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with 'water-retentive' hands.

― Dan (O RLY?) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:04 (twenty years ago)

yeah this sounds like Son Of Kostabi

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:13 (twenty years ago)

"water-rententive" in quotes = Dan in uncontrollabe giggle fit

― Dan (Seriously, WTF?) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Daniel Edwards: CONTROVERSY HO

But I'm sure it really makes you kinda think about the media's role in today's society, yeah.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:21 (twenty years ago)

I know it's art and whatever, but I thought she had a c-section?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:22 (twenty years ago)

Is there some particular reason not one of the 3 photos shows the back side w/the crowning achievement (baby head/ass/pussy?)

― Perverted Art Enthusiast, Friday, 24 March 2006 13:26 (twenty years ago)

I know it's art and whatever, but I thought she had a c-section?

Really, I thought she got into doggy-style position on a bearskin rug.

― Hm, that's weird, Friday, 24 March 2006 13:28 (twenty years ago)

(xpost)

Though if Edwards did a sculpture of Bill O'Reilly with a phone on one hand and a vibrator in the other, I would totally totally TOTALLY respect him (Edwards, I mean). Not that I would want to see it, as it would likely blind me, but just to know that it existed would be satisfaction enough.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

couldn't agree more. I think I'm going to sculpt that fucking thing for fuck's sakes. Instant fame plus doing the world a great service.

― Unknown Sculptor, Friday, 24 March 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Geez, they weren't kidding about the protruding navel, look at the size of that thing.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

well some women do give birth like that but I really doubt she had an unmedicated birth even if she had a vaginal delivery. Was that stop lookin at me or whatever video filmed post-kid? Why am I asking?

anyway can someone please put that sam jackson jedi bust behind this so that the baby drops into his open mouth?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:39 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck?

2nd weirdest thing I've seen on the interweb this week

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:40 (twenty years ago)

If I don't see this statue's vagina it will be the end of me.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video.

omgwtf etc.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 24 March 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

i'm not saying it doesn't exist. i'm saying that this is Michael Jackson and Bubbles, all over again.

-- gbx (in....), March 23rd, 2006.

Haha, Jeff Koons was the very first thought that popped into my head when I saw that sculpture.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 24 March 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

2nd weirdest thing I've seen on the interweb this week

What was the first?

I am some kind of weirdo for thinking that it looks kinda hot...for a statue?

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Saturday, 25 March 2006 17:54 (twenty years ago)

I want to see the second sculpture in the series where the bear eats her placenta.

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 25 March 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

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