Charlie Sheen commits social suicide or starts new Hollywood trend?

It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75 percent of their targets: that feels like a conspiracy theory.

Umm, dude, it is! A terrorist conspiracy! WTF: hence there being a dude on trial right now for conspiring with them.

I said to my brother 'call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition'?"

Which is that old hilarious "look, I've been in a whole lot of action movies and I've seen a whole lot of skyscrapers destroyed by jet impacts, and in my experience it doesn't look anything like that."

I'm sure he fucked one of the terrorists too, and his dad has to pay up for the lawyers for that sexual harrassment case as well. When will the boy ever learn?

Anyway, I bet this will eventually pick up steam. The media loves to out people as being idiots, particularly if they're not right-wing ones.

Aren't we all, though?

'A few years ago, we're told, Charlie Sheen bought a $6,000 anatomically correct latex girl dressed in a cheerleader's outfit. According to an insider, Sheen was quite open about the doll - even bringing it to the set of his old show "Spin City." But then came the night when, according to our source, Sheen tried to get two female party companions interested in a foursome with the bouncy cheerleader.

"They couldn't stop laughing at him," says the snitch. "Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll's hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster."'

helluvadrug.jpg

http://www.80s.com/saveferris/images/cast/sheen.jpg

Drugs.

so hold on am i the last person to learn that he probably murdered a porn star

http://www.hecklerspray.com/charlie-sheendenise-richards-divorce-charlie-helped-kill-a-porn-star/20062868.php

:O

charlie sheen commits prostitute homicide or starts a new hollywood trend?

i dont believe the "OFFICIAL VERSION" of this

charlie sheen truth now

i saw this hooker collapse and it didnt look like any drug overdose i ever saw... more like a controlled demolition

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25252156/

"I hope you rot in fucking hell. You're a piece of shit, fucking liar...I hope I never fucking talk to you again you fucking cunt. You're a coward and a liar and a fucking nigger."

“I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings,” Sheen said in a statement obtained by Access Hollywood.

thats the guy who played candyman btw

It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75 percent of their targets: that feels like a conspiracy theory.

Why, yes. Yes, that's exactly right.

tony todd rules

He apologizes by his choice of words, not for?

lol dan

i think "im sorry i said nigger because i'm friends with candyman" is my favorite apology of all time

entertainment tonight used to post here??

yeah apologizing by his choice of words probably won't help matters

xpost what?

Some of the weirdest shit in this thread. Dude bought a realdoll and brought it on set? 0_o doesn't go far enough!

Gettin' paid:

Charlie Sheen, who plays a wealthy, womanizing bachelor on the top-rated sitcom "Two and a Half Men," made more than any other TV actor this year with earnings of $825,000 per episode, including money from his ownership rights in the show.

At the rate of 23 episodes per year, the typical number of shows broadcast each season for a comedy like "Two and a Half Men," Sheen would be pocketing just under $20 million a year for a role that also earned him three Emmy nominations.

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-08/41443772.jpg

GOOD FOR HIM

damn at that rate he could sleep with 55 porn stars a year

disturbing post max

'A few years ago, we're told, Charlie Sheen bought a $6,000 anatomically correct latex girl dressed in a cheerleader's outfit. According to an insider, Sheen was quite open about the doll - even bringing it to the set of his old show "Spin City." But then came the night when, according to our source, Sheen tried to get two female party companions interested in a foursome with the bouncy cheerleader.

"They couldn't stop laughing at him," says the snitch. "Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll's hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster."'

Please tell me this is true.

lol that apology is like when whitney on antm was all 'but it's ok that i'm a bitch to you! my best friend is black!'

Charlie Sheen, who plays a wealthy, womanizing bachelor on the top-rated sitcom "Two and a Half Men," made more than any other TV actor this year with earnings of $825,000 per episode, including money from his ownership rights in the show.

At the rate of 23 episodes per year, the typical number of shows broadcast each season for a comedy like "Two and a Half Men," Sheen would be pocketing just under $20 million a year for a role that also earned him three Emmy nominations.

I remember him watching him on Celebrity "Who Wants to Be a Millionnaire" once many years ago, and he got a question like "which of these is the southern-most continent: a) Antarctica, b) South America, c) Asia, or d) Europe". His thinking process: "Hmm...it could be Antarctica....or it might be Asia...Hmmmmmm......"

$20 mil a year.

Thinks that Asia might be the southern-most continent.

$20 mil a year.

in his defense, asia is one bigass continent

It's too bad he makes his livelihood knowing basic geography!

he was probably in one of his asian girl phases.

in his defense, he is getting paid to act

in his defense, he is getting paid

real paid

Oh, I know, I know...but I think it's still kind of embarrassing that someone could be being paid such an insane amount of money and yet be that dumb.

Also, yes, I know there are others out there just as highly paid and as highly dumb, too. :)

Charlie Sheen Requests Meeting With Obama Over 9/11 Cover-Up
http://www.prisonplanet.com/charlie-sheen-requests-meeting-with-obama-over-911-cover-up.html

okay if Charlie Sheen gets this meeting request, I am demanding a meeting with Obama so my wife and I can sing Bach duets at him

I am not gonna be sad when this man dies of a drug overdose

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/06/0610_sheen_richards_ap_getty_ex.jpg

He's already had the meeting - IN HIS MIND (or Alex Jones' mind anyway)
http://www.prisonplanet.com/twenty-minutes-with-the-president.html

http://www.salem-news.com/articles/september102009/sheen_9-10-09.php

The only thing crazy about this is the ridiculous courage, of a level almost unseen in present day, that it must have taken for Charlie to pull this off. Unfathomable.

Oh, I know, I know...but I think it's still kind of embarrassing that someone could be being paid such an insane amount of money and yet be that dumb.

― Joe, Tuesday, August 5, 2008 7:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Also: no longer handsome and a barely passable actor most of the time.

I wonder if Charlie is a "no planes" guy.

jim corr (ok he's hardly charlie sheen but still) is up to his neck in this.

www.jimcorr.com

wikipedia mention:

James Steven Ignatius "Jim" Corr MBE (born July 31, 1964) is a musician, singer and songwriter. He is a member of the Irish folk/rock band The Corrs; the other members are his three sisters. Jim is the tallest (5'8"), dumbest (Charlie Sheen level 10) and eldest member of the group, besides being the only male member.

Oh fucking beautiful.

also Corr is a decrepid minstrel of the Conspiracy Theory movement and has aired his views on many subjects of contemporary political interest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y--NXvdwfuk&feature=related

Charlie Sheen's career is like a comic book hero: behind every "death" is the sneaking suspicious it'll only return, but re-imagined and stronger than before.

ASPEN, Colo. – Charlie Sheen's wife has told Aspen police the actor pinned her on a bed, put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her after she said she wanted a divorce.

An arrest warrant affidavit released Monday quotes Brooke Mueller Sheen as saying the actor told her, "You better be in fear. If you tell anybody, I'll kill you."

The affidavit says Charlie Sheen denied threatening her with a knife.

Sheen was arrested Christmas Day on suspicion of menacing, second-degree assault and criminal mischief.

The 44-year-old Charlie Sheen is free on $8,500 bond. His lawyer and his agent didn't immediately return calls on Monday.

In a 911 call released Monday, a woman who identifies herself as Sheen's wife says she feared for her life.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1228_charlie_brooke_bn_911.jpg

hopefully not a hollywood trend

damn only 8,500 for that sort of egregious shit?

Who knew Two And A Half Men star Charlie Sheen has ten tattoos -- including a 'Back in 15 Min' tattoo on his chest -- and that he's in the process of getting four of them removed?

That's just another of the interesting revelations contained in a report made by the Pitkin County Sheriff's Department following Sheen's arrest on Christmas day for allegedly threatening his wife Brooke Mueller with a knife at their rented home in Aspen, Colorado.

DOCUMENTS: Read The Pitkin County Sheriff's Department Arrest Report

The report shows Sheen has several tattoos on his arms, chest and ankles, including a picture of Charlie Brown, a cigarette, a stingray and a baseball. Apparently, Sheen has had a change of heart about some of his body art. The docs also show he's in the process of having four of the tattoos removed, including a zipper, a Yankees tattoo, a Japanese samurai and angel wings.

he should change the Yankees tattoo to a Cleveland Indians tattoo in homage to Major League