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My Ideal War
How the international community should have responded to Bush's September 2002 U.N. speech.
By Christopher Hitchens
Posted Monday, March 20, 2006, at 2:06 PM ET


Iraq: Three years on

Up until now, I have resisted all urges to assume the mantle of generalship and to describe how I personally would have waged a campaign to liberate Iraq. I became involved in this argument before the Bush administration had been elected, and for me it always was (and still is) a matter of solidarity with the democratic forces in Iraq and Iraqi Kurdistan and of the need for the United States to change its policy and be on their side. I am now authoritatively told that we should have been on their side to the tune of 100,000 or so extra troops, and I must say I do not object. Nor would I have objected then. However, it's the point of principle that matters. And one simply cannot turn to international friends and say, look, what with the state of the opinion polls, I think we'll have to be seeing a bit less of each other.

This commitment doesn't override truth, and I know that a lot of people feel that they were cheated or even lied into the war. It seems amazing to me that so many people have adopted the "Saddam Hussein? No problem!" view before the documents captured from his regime have even been translated, let alone analyzed. I am sure that when this task has been completed, history will make fools of those who believed that he was no threat, had no terror connections, was "in his box," and so forth. A couple of recent disclosures lend some point to my view. The first are the findings published in the most recent issue of Foreign Affairs, and the second is the steady work of Stephen Hayes, over at the Weekly Standard, aimed at getting some of the captured documents declassified.

The long report in the May-June Foreign Affairs gives us a view of the regime that confirms the essential contours of Kanan Makiya's Republic of Fear. A system of hideous cruelty we have learned to take for granted, but this also reminds us of a system of amazing irrationality. Saddam Hussein wanted, until the very last days, to maintain ambiguity about his possession of weapons of mass destruction. Given his past record, there was absolutely no reason why any serious government should have taken his word that he had dropped this stance. (And we also know, from the Duelfer report and many other sources, that he hoped to retain his latent ability to restart production once the sanctions—which were themselves a crime against the Iraqi people—had been lifted or rendered ineffective.) It is in the light of that last point that one of the article's crucial discoveries must be read. Saddam believed until the end that the French and Russian governments would save him. He also knew what we—at the time—did not: The oil-for-food system had turned into a self-sustaining racket that cemented his support in French and Russian circles. He thought that contracts would speak louder than words, and in this instance he wasn't completely crazy to do so.

As for the "terror" connection, Hayes in a series of unrebutted articles has laid out a tranche of suggestive and incriminating connections, based on a mere fraction of the declassified documents, showing Iraqi Baathist involvement with jihadist and Bin Ladenist groups from Sudan to Afghanistan to Western Asia. If you choose to doubt this, you might want to look at the threat, neglected by the U.S. military, of the "Fedayeen Saddam." (See also Michael Gordon and Bernard Trainor's admirable new book Cobra II.) This interestingly named outfit, known to many of us for some time, did most of the serious fighting against the coalition after the ignominious and predictable collapse of the Iraqi army and the Republican Guard. Its ranks were heavily augmented with foreign jihadists, and from this para-state formation and its recruitment pattern, we get an idea of the way in which things would have gone in Iraq if it had been left alone. Never mind "imminent threat," if that phrase upsets you. How does "permanent threat" sound?

So, now I come at last to my ideal war. Let us start with President Bush's speech to the United Nations on Sept. 12, 2002, which I recommend that you read. Contrary to innumerable sneers, he did not speak only about WMD and terrorism, important though those considerations were. He presented an argument for regime change and democracy in Iraq and said, in effect, that the international community had tolerated Saddam's deadly system for far too long. Who could disagree with that? Here's what should have happened. The other member states of the United Nations should have said: Mr. President, in principle you are correct. The list of flouted U.N. resolutions is disgracefully long. Law has been broken, genocide has been committed, other member-states have been invaded, and our own weapons inspectors insulted and coerced and cheated. Let us all collectively decide how to move long-suffering Iraq into the post-Saddam era. We shall need to consider how much to set aside to rebuild the Iraqi economy, how to sponsor free elections, how to recuperate the devastated areas of the marshes and Kurdistan, how to try the war criminals, and how many multinational forces to ready for this task. In the meantime—this is of special importance—all governments will make it unmistakably plain to Saddam Hussein that he can count on nobody to save him. All Iraqi diplomats outside the country, and all officers and officials within it, will receive the single message that it is time for them to switch sides or face the consequences. Then, when we are ready, we shall issue a unanimous ultimatum backed by the threat of overwhelming force. We call on all democratic forces in all countries to prepare to lend a hand to the Iraqi people and assist them in recovering from more than three decades of fascism and war.

Not a huge amount to ask, when you think about it. But what did the president get instead? The threat of unilateral veto from Paris, Moscow, and Beijing. Private assurances to Saddam Hussein from members of the U.N. Security Council. Pharisaic fatuities from the United Nations' secretary-general, who had never had a single problem wheeling and dealing with Baghdad. The refusal to reappoint Rolf Ekeus—the only serious man in the U.N. inspectorate—to the job of invigilation. A tirade of opprobrium, accusing Bush of everything from an oil grab to a vendetta on behalf of his father to a secret subordination to a Jewish cabal. Platforms set up in major cities so that crowds could be harangued by hardened supporters of Milosevic and Saddam, some of them paid out of the oil-for-food bordello.

Well, if everyone else is allowed to rewind the tape and replay it, so can I. We could have been living in a different world, and so could the people of Iraq, and I shall go on keeping score about this until the last phony pacifist has been strangled with the entrails of the last suicide-murderer.

mantilla, Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:02 (twenty years ago)

2002:

- People who are against war are pie-in-the-sky idealists
- People who are for war are hard-nosed realists and pragmatists

2006:

- People who were against war are all like "yeah, see, we didn't think this would work out so well"
- People are were for war are all like "but in a perfect world of principles and ideals..."

nabiscothingy, Sunday, 26 March 2006 23:23 (twenty years ago)

That's more sensible than the Cher pic I was going to post, N.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 26 March 2006 23:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/6381%20new.jpg

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 26 March 2006 23:36 (twenty years ago)

What Hitchens fails to mention is that the report by Foreign Affairs also details the pathetic nature of the Iraqi regime before the war. Ali Hassan al-Majid (Chemical Ali) admits that there were no usable chemical weapons and Saddam believed that Israel would attack should that veil of deception be torn away. The Iraq war went ahead because of the perceived threat of WMD.

Sure Saddam was a despot - but it is also clear he was of no threat to the Americans, Kurds, or surrounding countries.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Monday, 27 March 2006 01:17 (twenty years ago)

We call on all democratic forces in all countries to prepare to lend a hand to the Iraqi people and assist them in recovering from more than three decades of fascism and war.

so bogus. the rest of the world reacted the way they did because they saw this whole thing as the naked power play it was. how else would you expect them to react? their motives weren't admirable either, ok, sure. but they weren't the ones proposing an invasion.

i can't tell if hitchens has really misread the bush administration this whole time, which seems unlikely, or if he's just so pissed off at complacent post-cold-war liberalism that he actually thinks that just any kind of action is better than none. or if this is all just a midlife crisis for him, one more chance to be the bad boy. whatever, it's just weird that he can still sound kind of sensible when he gets on other subjects, but on iraq he sounds batshit crazy.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 27 March 2006 04:18 (twenty years ago)

I think he wants to live in Hemingway's Spain and is therefore reingratiating himself to the internationalist, Euro-aspiring, pro-consensus majority that he knows is on the winning side of (this phase of) Western history, rather than the noble gunslinger he had somehow, bizarrely, convinced himself the US could be.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 27 March 2006 05:48 (twenty years ago)

he's just so pissed off at complacent post-cold-war liberalism that he actually thinks that just any kind of action is better than none. or if this is all just a midlife crisis for him

lots of the former + a bit of the latter + an ocean or two of JW Black = where he's at now. tho sometimes I fear it's the scotch talking or ah, dictating...

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 27 March 2006 11:09 (twenty years ago)

or if this is all just a midlife crisis for him

Bingo. 'nother scotch Christopher?

Dadaismus sinks his soul in Mother Nature's bower (Dada), Monday, 27 March 2006 11:27 (twenty years ago)

he's just so pissed off at complacent post-cold-war liberalism

Only the first four words are required

Dadaismus sinks his soul in Mother Nature's bower (Dada), Monday, 27 March 2006 11:45 (twenty years ago)

Hitchens is really fun to psychologize, isn't he? For all his professional contrariness, most people don't have such cartoonishly vivid ideological sympathies, bête noires, and backstory -- all of it makes it so tempting to think that you could map out his psyche with a reasonably complex but legible flow chart.

Plus there's the booze.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 27 March 2006 11:48 (twenty years ago)

All this is true but I'd much rather have a drink with him than his brother. Who probably doesn't even drink.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Monday, 27 March 2006 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Alcohol, that is.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Monday, 27 March 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

sistrah becky had a drink with CH once -- she sez he was very patronising

(this wz abt 1990 i guess, at nell's in nyc) (and there wz a bunch of ppl, it wasn't just him and her)

mark s (mark s), Monday, 27 March 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

See, I'm sure with a karaoke machine, a vat of Stoli (or its high-class consumer-porn equivalent) and a camcorder, Hitch might be entertaining. On the other hand, prolly all he'd want to do is sing Stones songs rather than Cher.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 27 March 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

he doesn't like "paint it, black"

mark s (mark s), Monday, 27 March 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Bet he loves "Brown Sugar," though.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 27 March 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

it's just weird that he can still sound kind of sensible when he gets on other subjects

He's still a great literary critic, as his recent essays on the Proust translations and Trotsky's prose showed.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 27 March 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

i can't tell if hitchens has really misread the bush administration this whole time, which seems unlikely, or if he's just so pissed off at complacent post-cold-war liberalism that he actually thinks that just any kind of action is better than none. or if this is all just a midlife crisis for him, one more chance to be the bad boy. whatever, it's just weird that he can still sound kind of sensible when he gets on other subjects, but on iraq he sounds batshit crazy.

How can Hitchens be any clearer? He bases his support of the war in large part on his allegiances to and friendships with Kurds. Whether you buy his rationalizations is another story, but you can't impugn his motives.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 27 March 2006 22:21 (twenty years ago)

i haven't read everything he's written on the topic, but from what i've see his expressed motive for support of the war is antifascism rather than any particular boner for the kurds.

seems like gypsy mothra is speculating on his emotional or subconscious (or something like that) motivations. which is probably as good a place as any to start, considering that hitchen's justifications for war make little logical sense.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 27 March 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

True, and anti-fascism also determined Paul Berman's support too. But last week's Slate explicity acknowledged his long ties to the Kurds.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 27 March 2006 22:45 (twenty years ago)

but the kurds were already doing ok, relative to the rest of iraq. they had their semi-autonomy, protected by american and international flyovers. theirs was the least pressing cause in that country.

i dunno, i just think that he -- and some other liberals too, but he's the most extreme example -- took this as an opportunity to finally be able to cheer for some hardcore rambo ass-kicking, after having spent most of his life having to deplore macho militaristics. i'm sure it felt liberating, at least at first. now it probably increasingly feels like a big dead bird he has to drag around and keep pretending it doesn't smell bad.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:00 (twenty years ago)

just think that he -- and some other liberals too, but he's the most extreme example -- took this as an opportunity to finally be able to cheer for some hardcore rambo ass-kicking

we usually agree, gypsy, but this statement strikes me as a willful misreading of most of Hitchens' lifelong aversion to the bellicose neocon macismo.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:02 (twenty years ago)

well but he's always had his own brand of bellicose machismo. i think he's always found his fellow travelers a little panty-waisty, and a combination of factors (including his own history and knowledge of saddam hussein and the middle east more generally, but also i think an attraction to the he-man action-heroism of the bush administration that he would probably never admit) allowed him to cross over post-sept. 11.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:11 (twenty years ago)

real genius guys to get in bed with, Hitchy:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060327/pl_afp/usbritainbushiraqdiplomacy_060327064943;_ylt=AtLUJ3qFxcDILclXDwNTgMRqP0AC;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

"Faced with the possibility of not finding any before the planned invasion, Bush talked about several ways to provoke a confrontation, including a proposal to paint a US surveillance plane in the colors of the United Nations in hopes of drawing fire, or assassinating Iraqi president Saddam Hussein."

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:12 (twenty years ago)

(and while we're name-dropping i'll note as i have before that i once had drinks w/him too, at his home in d.c., and he was a gracious host who poured a very strong g&t)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:12 (twenty years ago)

hitchens was attracted to the neocons by their pure idealism, no?

is there any place left for a trotskyite like him in the increasingly pragmatic (no fun) left?

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

WHAT ABOUT A STRONG G&T IS NOT FUN ENUF FOR U?!

Hunter (Hunter), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:20 (twenty years ago)

"Faced with the possibility of not finding any before the planned invasion, Bush talked about several ways to provoke a confrontation, including a proposal to paint a US surveillance plane in the colors of the United Nations in hopes of drawing fire, or assassinating Iraqi president Saddam Hussein."

William McKinley, Woodrow Wilson, and FDR would have been able to accomplish this with considerable more elan, and lied to us more gracefully.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

"I shall go on keeping score about this until the last phony pacifist has been strangled with the entrails of the last suicide-murderer."

I'm unclear on why, exactly, he bothers paraphrasing Voltaire here (apart from showing off that he has read Voltaire)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:37 (twenty years ago)

(er, Diderot not Voltaire - sorry)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:39 (twenty years ago)

ignoring the fact that suicide bombers intestines are completely blown apart and in no shape for strangling anything is an apt metaphor for hitchens' views on iraq.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:57 (twenty years ago)

we usually agree, gypsy, but this statement strikes me as a willful misreading of most of Hitchens' lifelong aversion to the bellicose neocon macismo.

But isn't his condescending tone and demolitionist manner of argumentation hardly-sublimated machismo anyway?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:13 (twenty years ago)

I know he has enough battlefronts for six human beings, but I wish he'd take up the subject of New Orleans (he condemned Bush's response). The wiretappings will be looked back upon as a blip compared to the disgrace of what the federal government has done there, and not done there:

Who Is Killing New Orleans?
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20060410/davis

Pete Scholtes (Pete Scholtes), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:18 (twenty years ago)

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jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

But isn't his condescending tone and demolitionist manner of argumentation hardly-sublimated machismo anyway?

No -- it's English, Evelyn Waugh school.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:28 (twenty years ago)

Aw, c'mon, it's not as if you have to be a gender studies stud to see THAT world as being rife with machismo, too, albeit of a sort channeled and cathected in all sorts of rococco ways.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:40 (twenty years ago)

gypsy mothra's OTM, hitchens is a great writer but he's undeniably a bully. even his non-war writing sometimes betrays that - as mark s pointed out here once, his hatchet-job review of greil marcus's "double trouble" was one of the low points of his career.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:41 (twenty years ago)

Hitchens is certainly all macho bluster when he argues in person. I don't think there's any consistent principle to his positions over the years except contrarianism. I think he digs shocking people and then talking down to them. His post-9/11 politics just seem like an extreme instance of business as usual.

(I've always hated him.)

horsehoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:44 (twenty years ago)

(xpost to myself)

By cathected I mean that...er..."agressive male energy" (lame-brained locution, I know) gets guided into writing and manners rather than, say, boxing.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:44 (twenty years ago)

Oh, please...

Pete Scholtes (Pete Scholtes), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I KNOW, but...

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:47 (twenty years ago)

I'm a dork who still thinks in terms of vaguely Freudian constructs to describe human behavior. Someone cure me of this disease.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

the idea that "macho" does not exist among the quaint jolly old polite english is pretty rich!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Hitchens raises the specter of what an intellectual does when he discovers, to his horror, that the people who seem best suited to slay the dragons he's always detested are expanionist apparatchiks of the worst sort. No one denies his antifascist credentials or his disgust for theocracies of all kinds. So, in 2002, the eminence best suited to eliminate one of the 20th century's most brutal dictators is...George W. Bush.

He was wrong (and so was I, cuz I backed the war, ignoring my revulsion of Bushco). But his delusion doesn't burnish his commitment to the principles mentioned above.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

the idea that "macho" does not exist among the quaint jolly old polite english is pretty rich!

Off-topic, but this has been a really useful perception for the British empire, viz. maintaining a reputation of polite gentility while aggressively colonizing half the world during the 19th century.

horsehoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:01 (twenty years ago)

the idea that "macho" does not exist among the quaint jolly old polite english is pretty rich!

I'm not saying it doesn't. The English, after all, did once control an empire. But are we equating machismo with conquest?

(it's an argument I'm not getting into here)

Edmund Wilson: "In England, good breedingis osmething youe xhibit by snubbing and scoring off people."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:01 (twenty years ago)

ignore the typos.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:02 (twenty years ago)

his hatchet-job review of greil marcus's "double trouble"

I'd call it a scalpel job. It's entirely possible to read that review and come away with the mental image of Emperor Greil nude on horseback. Depends on your preconceptions of both Hitch and Marcus.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 10:33 (twenty years ago)

British machismo: you called me gay, I shagged your wife. Happy now?

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)


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