People who do not refill ice cube trays after taking the last ice cubes are amongst the lowest of scum

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As posited in the Chicago thread. Discuss.

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

yeah!

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

I mean, seriously. In this case, there is a sink two feet away.

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:50 (twenty years ago)

my arms are not two feet long, dude.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

oh wait. yes they are.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

This shows how cushy my job really is when this is all I have to bitch about. But it happens over and over and over again!

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I was drunk, gimme a break

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

no better than terrorists and child molesters.

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

i used to freeze my little die-cast Han Solo in the ice cube tray alla time.

Also fun, those little 35mm film plastic containers.

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

O RLY?

(I actually do not use ice so I have never done this--fact)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/yarly-41271.jpg

Never trust a bored 9 year old dorkling.

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

no wai

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

i used to freeze my little die-cast Han Solo in the ice cube tray alla time.

Then what did you do with it?

Also fun, those little 35mm film plastic containers.

How so?

― chicken avocado, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.droxy.com/images/2005/09/sprint-sirius.jpg LY

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:57 (twenty years ago)

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/1812/waiwaiwai9ku.jpg

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:57 (twenty years ago)

Anyway the solution to the problem is to either:

1) Learn to prefer warmer drinks. It's actually better for you. I understand that this is really not preferable with many alcoholic beverages and soda but for drinks that are already good for you, I mean.

2) Punch in nuts all offenders.

Depends on how much you like ice really.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

You could always tear open a wall with a axe and go steal the neighbor's ice.

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

A kick in the nuts is so much better due to the painful upward angle. Unless you are very short.

― chicken avocado, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

Punch in the nuts seems more meaningful though because of the efforts involved.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

You'd have to crouch and stuff like that, really think about it.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Then what did you do with it?

I can't remember. Probably something involving my little die-cast rebels trying to chip him out.

How so?

b/c you could get both the die-cast han and the han-in-carbonite to fit right inside there. from here.

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Action figures are funny because, for the life of me, I can't remember how I "played" with them. It seems like I did a lot of holding and looking, but very little playing.

― chicken avocado, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)

Those people are nowhere near as scummy as people who do not refill the toilet paper and then you have to leave the bathroom to get it!

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

rainbow bum otm

― Houdini Gordonii (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

What about the ladies who seem to think everything behind their ass is the toilet?

― chicken avocado, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

i think it is because their moms told them actually touching a public toilet will give them crabs / sars / herpz / hepz

― Houdini Gordonii (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Ladies, eh? Am I right? Can't live without em though.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Oooooh, rainbow bum ups the ante! OTM

― Holy makkara, Toivo! (OutDatWay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

why are y'all peeing in the ladies room again?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

brocaine

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:14 (twenty years ago)

ahhhhh the unifier.

FWIW totally OTM, that is disgusting. A couple weekends ago I went to a bar ladies restroom and there was actually SHIT on the back of one of the toilets. WTF?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

similar: men's room at my old job, someone apparently avoids the 3 urinals in favor of pissing in a stall and not bothering to raise the seat and not bothering to aim.... wtF???

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

well that's just called hating yr job.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

I thought that was pissing in the sink, Ally.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

I always wanted to catch whomever it was pissing on the seats in the men's room and give him the what-for, but when I finally caught the dirty fucker in the act he was naturally a 300-pound sullen hulk of a thug type. Guess he can't see his dick.

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:29 (twenty years ago)

yeah! the guy that walked out right before i saw it was a very fat man. but there is NO EXCUSE for that.

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

This reminds me of my first waiter job when I was 16, when I asked someone if they would like ice in their red wine :)

― JTS (JTS), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Heh, that's kind of genius. Did the customer mock you, politely decline, or accept?

― paulhw (paulhw), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh, man, Ally, a couple of months ago the women in my office shared with us all a note that was left on every stall door in the ladies' room on our floor giving the what-for to people who were doing that kind of thing. I wish I had a copy of it because I would so post it here now. Suffice to say it was ongoing roffles for days and days.

― phil d. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

Andy Rooney to thread.

― shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 22:44 (twenty years ago)

That ain't so bad JTS, I had an alcoholic flatmate who'd buy one of those cheap casks of red when he couldn't afford beer and could only drink it with ice.

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 00:55 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

man I hate it when ice cubes taste like frozen meat cause you didn't put enough baking soda in the freezer

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Sunday, 9 May 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

why should we have to.

― estela, Sunday, 9 May 2010 13:51 (sixteen years ago)

it's true, by the time they're ready you'll probably have ditched and moved on to the next wild party

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Sunday, 9 May 2010 14:01 (sixteen years ago)

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