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Single vs. Married - funny joke thread

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You no longer drink just to escape. No, no. Now you have to escape just to drink just to escape!

― Wakov Strokoff, Wednesday, 29 March 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

You used to fantasize because you couldn't have the real thing, now you fantasize you didn't have the real thing.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

You used to pray for someone to talk to and spend time with. Now, you're going to jail for killing your wife.

― Wakov Strokoff, Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:16 (twenty years ago)


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