C/D: Shakes the Clown

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the VHS box calls it "the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Damning with faint praise.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

contains my favorite Adam Sandler performance.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)

also Tom Kenney as evil coke-snorting murderous clown.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

"As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog."

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

has there ever been a good movie with a clown in it? i say NO!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Florence Henderson as clown groupie = BEST MOVIE EVER.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

hurrah Haikunym and I beat our swords into balloon animal plowshares

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

"You silent motherfuckers!"

*beats mime*

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:33 (twenty years ago)

"let's see you get out of this box!"

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 30 March 2006 22:36 (twenty years ago)

leave me alone, milkman scum!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 30 March 2006 23:55 (twenty years ago)

There seems to be a small wave of enthusiasm on the "classic' side. This begs for closer scrutiny.

Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 31 March 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

fucking people

mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 31 March 2006 01:31 (twenty years ago)

has there ever been a good movie with a clown in it? i say NO!

'Freaks' and 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space' just off the top of my head.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 March 2006 04:05 (twenty years ago)

"fucking people"

haha - I've absorbed this into my daily vocab so much I forgot I got it from this movie

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 March 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

This is a compelling disaster. Contains Robin Williams' finest film performance, bar none.

J (Jay), Friday, 31 March 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

"I'm Mime Jerry, and you are...?"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 March 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

"Look kid. You're a loser. Your parents had to pay grown men to come and play with you today, because kids collectively, on a whole, think you suck."

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:50 (twenty years ago)

"so I bowled a nixon, you know, the seven-ten split and...hey are you even listening to me"

"uh, yeah, you were talking about watergate."

or something like that.

the bar conversation w/ adam sandler-

"you never talk to girls"
"sure I talk to lots of girls"
"like who, name one?"
"my mom"
"she doesn't count"
"she's a nice lady..."

and my favorite part of the movie?

"Body of Binky..."

from imdb:

Shakes the Clown: Hey, hey, kid, what are you doing?
Kid: I had to go to the bathroom.
Shakes the Clown: On my head?
Kid: Hey this is my bathroom not your bedroom you big drunken mess.

Dink: I asked her what time it was, she told me it was 7:30.
Stenchy: Oh, that's the cornerstone of a lasting relationship, what time it is?
Dink: Yes, yes. Because, first I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it slow.

Owen Cheese: You clowns are on dope!
Binky the Clown: You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.

Shakes the Clown: [to mimes] You silent motherfuckers!

HoHo the Clown: Oh, yeah? Well, the only show YOU could ever star in would be a show called the... Not... Funny... DIARRHEA CLUB!

Judy: LEAVE ME ALONE, MILKMAN SCUM!

Female Clown Barfly: As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

bowling jokes are always good. I've never been able to find out if that nixon thing is made up or not...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Goldthwait has a new comedy coming, Stay, with a bestiality angle. (cf LaWanda Page's line above?)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0492492/

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 March 2006 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Judy: Where were you last night?
Shakes: I was... was... with a sick friend!
Judy: Oh yeah? Who?
Shakes: Pete, Pete had an angina attack.
Judy: *huffs* Pete is a MAN.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 March 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

"Stay" = OMG!!!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 March 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

this movie is a way better portrait/ode to the standup comedy world than Funny People, that's for sure

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

i clowncur

here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

this is alltime classic five-star comedy for me

BlaptainYourass (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

They've been showing this at a bar I frequent and it's weirdly compelling.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/374/shakes040ti.jpg

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

Shakey, clowns talk a lot less onstage than standups.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 01:38 (sixteen years ago)

what does that have to do with anything

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

this movie is a way better portrait/ode to the standup comedy world than Funny People

See, they're NOT STANDUPS.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

I forgot Bob Dylan was in this.

Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

See, they're NOT STANDUPS.

um are you not familiar with allegorical setups? have you even seen this movie? it is totally about standup comedy/comics.

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

like, yr a film critic right? do you see how there might be significant parallels between standup comics and drunken, bitter, mysanthropic men dressing up in ridiculous outfits in order to entertain morons and children?

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

I took the clowns as a metaphor for clowns.

The average standup hasn't dressed funny since vaudeville died.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

this seems like as good a place as any to mention that "World's Greatest Dad" (directed by bobcat, starring robin williams) is, against all possible odds, a really good movie.

HANKARY TORRENTS (jjjusten), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

it's OK, needed to be even darker.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

I took the clowns as a metaphor for clowns.

*smh

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:11 (sixteen years ago)

did the part about fighting over who gets a TV show remind you of anything that was happening in standup comedy in the 80s/90s, or did you think that was what really happened behind the scenes of Howdy Doody

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not sure what hated minority mimes were supposed to be. Prop comics?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

Shakey I haven't seen it in at least ten years, but perhaps you've overthought this.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

a film populated by standup comics behaving in ways standup comics are notorious for, with motivations and problems similar to standup comics - I dunno I thought it was pretty obvious

Whats with all the littering? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

Shakey's right, though. I remember reading somewhere that it was explicitly about comics (though it could have been on wikipedia).

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

I do really want to see World's Greatest Dad. Shakes is a pretty great little dumb funny movie, and I genuinely like Sleeping Dogs Lie a lot. Goldthwait's got some talent.

It makes sense that Shakes would be about comics, since pretty much everyone involved was a comic.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

someone tried to convince me that world's greatest dad was a more biting redbox social satire than step brothers but there is no way bobcat goldthwait wrote a better line than "this is a house of learned doctors"

A B C, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

i could probably write a three page essay on the feminist comedy of adam mckay but i don't think it would get a good grade.

A B C, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

Shakey's right, though. I remember reading somewhere that it was explicitly about comics

^^thought i heard this, too. anyway, big fan. also got a reasonable amount of enjoyment from "world's greatest dad"

Wishes he picked a cooler name. Fat. (will), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

"do you see how there might be significant parallels between standup comics and drunken, bitter, mysanthropic men dressing up in ridiculous outfits in order to entertain morons and children?"

No stand-ups I ever choose to listen to dress up in ridiculous outfits to entertain children. Morons maybe, not children.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

I know a comedy writer who went to clown college in Paris.

Actually I don't think I've seen Shakes since the week it opened theatrically - '92?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

was there never a thread for World's Greatest Dad?

piscesx, Monday, 27 September 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

dunno.

This kind of amazed me when I saw it in Film Comment the other day:

http://www.spinner.com/2010/06/30/bobcat-goldthwait-kinks-schoolboys-in-disgrace-movie/

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 September 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)


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