how can i make ILE users to love me?

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what is the typical loveable ILE's user?
what's he's style of writing?
what does he write about?
please describe that person.

― mother nature rise, Friday, 31 March 2006 10:26 (twenty years ago)

He is wise, yet impulsive. Kind, slow to anger, yet wrathful and demonic. He is wealthy and healthy. He likes to screw.

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 31 March 2006 10:30 (twenty years ago)

"emo4lief"

― teh_kit!!1 has 5 friends (g-kit), Friday, 31 March 2006 10:30 (twenty years ago)

Is that question literal? Well, you need some raw DNA for a start...

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 31 March 2006 10:33 (twenty years ago)

is it better for him to be:female? white?english speaking? young?

― mather nature rise, Friday, 31 March 2006 10:37 (twenty years ago)

it's better for him to have a decent point behind the question.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 31 March 2006 10:40 (twenty years ago)

white - english - 28ish - english spake - likes memes - catty - jovial when provoked - antsy - somewhat fragile self-esteem

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 31 March 2006 10:41 (twenty years ago)

also : kind, insightful and intelligent (at times). Reads books.

― C J (C J), Friday, 31 March 2006 10:43 (twenty years ago)

"somewhat fragile self-esteem " - most ILE users are like it i guess.
if they got high self-esteem they would go out and start living for a change..

― Miss candy, Friday, 31 March 2006 10:44 (twenty years ago)

speak for yourself, ILE user

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 31 March 2006 10:57 (twenty years ago)

white - english - 28ish - english spake - likes memes - catty - jovial when provoked - antsy - somewhat fragile self-esteem

Wow, I didn't realise we'd met.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 31 March 2006 11:16 (twenty years ago)

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7119/howdoileusers7zz.jpg

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 31 March 2006 11:43 (twenty years ago)

big tits

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 March 2006 11:44 (twenty years ago)

"love" is in the wrong tense. there has been many similar errors on ilx titles lately.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 March 2006 11:46 (twenty years ago)

oops, i mean "make" is

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 March 2006 11:46 (twenty years ago)

HOW DO I PARSED SENTENCE?

― Robocock (noodle vague), Friday, 31 March 2006 11:50 (twenty years ago)

how do i shot ILE user hearts?

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 31 March 2006 11:55 (twenty years ago)

"oh, mother! He's so wonderful! I love him so! He makes me larf."

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)

be more OTM

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

But not too OTM, if you know what I mean.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 31 March 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

OTM

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

what is OTM ?

― ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Friday, 31 March 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

1) Find a widely held opinion
2) Research a somewhat less-widely held contrary opinion to that opinion
3) Craft an obscure counter-opinion to that contrary opinion
4) Repeat

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 31 March 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)

5) tittays

― gear (gear), Friday, 31 March 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

OTM, like 'teh', 'waht', et al., is merely a mistyped and hastily posted version of OHM. As our spiritual guide, nabisco, has taught us, there are times when the disurbances in the force of the hivemind become too great and we must meditate and figuratively chant the ILX mantra. Since we are imperfect creatures on an imperfect message board in a deeply flawed cosmos, we take a certain delicious and perverse pleasure in accepting the mistaken spelling.

― Mani (Miguelito), Friday, 31 March 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Nonsense, entropy and mutation are what got us here and we are just returning the favour

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 31 March 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

mark s, OTM

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 31 March 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

ottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttm
ottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttm
ottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttm

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:04 (twenty years ago)

For the right price, me love you long time.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:33 (twenty years ago)

big tits
-- ken c

dude, so why don't people love me? :-(

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:51 (twenty years ago)

big tits
-- ken c
dude, so why don't people love me? :-(

-- Nathalie (stevi...), April 1st, 2006.

big tits - not male ones!,de'colletage,nice face.

― should could would dude, Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

ah crap, i don't do the décolté thing nor do i have a pretty face. hmmm

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

at least you are not a man..

― could dude be good, Saturday, 1 April 2006 01:00 (twenty years ago)

or maybe you should be, if things are so bad.

― good nude, Saturday, 1 April 2006 01:02 (twenty years ago)

Hey, hey. I always thought "otm" either stood for "off the mark" or "on the money", but I've never really known for sure. Can someone please just clarify it for me? I've wondered about this for maybe six months, now.

― Dan Lynn, Saturday, 1 April 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

neither. it is "on the mark"

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Saturday, 1 April 2006 03:13 (twenty years ago)

I think otm means "on the mark" but it may mean "other thing matters"

Nathalie - no one will love you for your big breasts unless you flaunt thm, like this

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 1 April 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Well, I'll be. Thanks for clearing that up for me. That's been driving me nuts since I got here last summer.

― Dan Lynn, Saturday, 1 April 2006 03:18 (twenty years ago)

otm = over the moon

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 1 April 2006 08:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.food.gov.uk/foodindustry/meat/otmreview/

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 1 April 2006 09:00 (twenty years ago)

It's not "Oh that's mingin'"?

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Saturday, 1 April 2006 09:11 (twenty years ago)

flaunt my breasts? shit, that's what i have been doing wrong all these years!

\OO/

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 1 April 2006 10:30 (twenty years ago)

\uu/ :(

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

First question - are you Sammy Hagar?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 1 April 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Wikipedia - "OTM is an abbreviation for "Other Than Mexico" or "Other Than Mexican". This term is often used to indicate the Latin American countries other than Mexico throughout American continent or the Americas."

x-post-a-go-go, obviously.

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Sunday, 2 April 2006 09:35 (twenty years ago)

"Other than mammories"

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Sunday, 2 April 2006 10:35 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where everyone says "OTM" hundreds of times

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Sunday, 2 April 2006 10:45 (twenty years ago)

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