do you have ABS?

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like, six or EIGHT packs? do you want it?

i haven't but it sounds kind of cool to have. i think there's about a 2 pack there somewhere but it's hidden by a bit of belly made of many-a-six-packs-of-beer.

also, have fun with puns on this thread or something.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

Antilock Braking Systems? YES.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

haha i laughed so much i gave myself skidmarks. (if only i had ABS)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

those really well defined bulgy ones are gross. i'd prefer something just slightly subtler than that of your average Premiership footballer.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

My ABS randomly switches off.

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

http://watserv1.uwaterloo.ca/~turks/famous/abs.jpg

(do i get a prize)

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

i thought he spelled it with a Z

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Apparently his album is really good?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

it was a complete waist of time, greg.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

out of 10 i'd give it an eighT OR SO

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Haha!

Should I get an eyebrow line like that? Should we all?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

why is he wearing two vests in that photo anyway? WUSS

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

I always feel kinda sorry for guys with eyebrow lines. Like, I'm never quite sure if they've been horribly wounded or burned themselves lighting a cigarette, or tripped over a wading pool and ripped out their piercing (not that that's ever happened to any ILX0rs, oh no) or if they're just common or garden fashion victims.

― STOP! Time Thief! (kate), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/06/17/core-myths/?em

― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/4511/ab-hancer.jpg

― °™ (Pillbox), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

or just eat waffles

― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

And here I'd thought ABS was likely a typo for an illness with an acronym, either IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) or ALS (amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Glad to find out it's neither.

― *sad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

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